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[LadynStFreknBed]

And just like that, two of them show up! Well, one of them anyway.

I hope you're not..
You don't think..

[Sorry, I'm having trouble even considering the suggestion that I am his fr..fr..what you said.]

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

http://taylorhicksgirlfriend.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bullshit1.jpg

Scouries World​

 

[BarbarouSevil]

I hope you're not..
You don't think..

[Sorry, I'm having trouble even considering the suggestion that I am his fr..fr..what you said.]

I was actually referring to Gabby, whose existence vel non is questionable, and the witty, intelligent, blatantly sexy BFW. Ptooie. Excuse me.

So you're not one of his fr..fr..s? frou-frous? French fries? Me and Jim go way back. To his first threads in the story feedback forum. Any frick-frack of his is a frick-frack of mine.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I'd suggest you go read my newest story, but there is a techncal glitch. A partial paragraph is repeated. I emailed Laurel and hopefully it will be fixed soon. You'd probably get a kick out of it.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

I'd suggest you go read my newest story, but there is a techncal glitch. A partial paragraph is repeated. I emailed Laurel and hopefully it will be fixed soon. You'd probably get a kick out of it.

You should put a link to your stories in your signature. Like if Jim's link to "Scouries World," automatically transports you to a realm of mysterious fantasy. Yes it would.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

You should put a link to your stories in your signature. Like if Jim had a link to "ScouriesWorld," it would automatically transport you to a realm of mysterious fantasy. Yes it would.

The link in my sig is to my blog, which has direct links to all my stories and poems on Lit. I did post the link to my newest story in my previous post, but I'll wait to update my blog until the problem is fixed.

-Sheila

 

[BarbarouSevil]

The link in my sig is to my blog, which has direct links to all my stories and poems on Lit. I did post the link to my newest story in my previous post, but I'll wait to update my blog until the problem is fixed.

-Sheila

Oh, put a direct link in too. Your signature is tiny. You need pictures and colors and fonts. Advertise, advertise, advertise!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Oh, put a direct link in too. Your signature is tiny. You need pictures and colors and fonts. Advertise, advertise, advertise!

For you, I will liven up my sig when I get bored later. But, I'm not going to add the over 50 links to my stories and poems (not to mention the 6 more submissions that are currently pending). LOL

 

[BarbarouSevil]

For you, I will liven up my sig when I get bored later. But, I'm not going to add the over 50 links to my stories and poems (not to mention the 6 more submissions that are currently pending). LOL

Well, no. That would be way too busy, simply from a signature decorating point of view. But maybe a link to your story page, like this: LadyWhoNdsToBuyAFewMorVowels World. And some curtains.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Well, no. That would be way too busy, simply from a signature decorating point of view. But maybe a link to your story page, like this: LadyWhoNdsToBuyAFewMorVowels World. And some curtains.

LMAO
too funny!

 

[scouries]

Ohhh myyyy gaaaawwwwddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!

[size=+3]WTF????[/SIZE]​

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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[SIZE=+3]KIDNAPPED?

REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER?[/SIZE]​

By chance I read this comment today. It was posted on one of the stories on the site. It was enough to make me sick!

Count me in, Sarahhh

06/30/08 by Deborah

I haven't submitted a story to this site for years, but the Chain Story you make reference to intrigues me. I could tell about the good old days when I "knew" the first Laurel. My, how things have changed since then, and not for the better. I imagine the first Laurel turning over in her figurative grave at the sight of her site these days.

If the above comment contains any ads, links, or breaks Literotica rules, please report it.

Is the good QUEEN being held prisoner? Is she really dead? Buried alive by monsters?

Has [size=+2]MANU[/size] been replaced too?

You know I knew something was wrong… I mean when they refused to give Freddie his hard earned ROYALTIES… apparently I’VE BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH AN IMPOSTER…

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FREE LAUREL!

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FREE HER MAJESTY!!

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FREE THE QUEEN NOW!!!

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I believe it’s almost time to out the imposter…and I'm pretty sure I know who it is...


jrs

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Personal Victory

[size=+3]WTF????[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]

HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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[/size]

[SIZE=+3]KIDNAPPED?

REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER?[/SIZE]​

By chance I read this comment today. It was posted on one of the stories on the site. It was enough to make me sick!

Count me in, Sarahhh

06/30/08 by Deborah

I haven't submitted a story to this site for years, but the Chain Story you make reference to intrigues me. I could tell about the good old days when I "knew" the first Laurel. My, how things have changed since then, and not for the better. I imagine the first Laurel turning over in her figurative grave at the sight of her site these days.

If the above comment contains any ads, links, or breaks Literotica rules, please report it.

Is the good QUEEN being held prisoner? Is she really dead? Buried alive by monsters?

Has [size=+2]MANU[/size] been replaced too?

You know I knew something was wrong… I mean when they refused to give Freddie his hard earned ROYALTIES… apparently I’VE BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH AN IMPOSTER…

[size=+2]

FREE LAUREL!

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[/size]

[size=+2]

FREE HER MAJESTY!!

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[/size]

[size=+2]

FREE THE QUEEN NOW!!!

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I believe it’s almost time to out the imposter…and I'm pretty sure I know who it is...


jrs

My 500th story posted yesterday, 501 and 502 posted today. I'm trying the keep my number of stories consistent with the Boston Red Sox outfielder, Manny Ramirez's homeruns.

I just thought I'd mention it.

Hooray for me.

For those who have read my stories and voted for them thank you.

Well, I can't hang around here all day. I have 500 more stories still to write.

 

[scouries]

congrats...

I would just like to congratulate you Freddie on this amazing accomplishment!

In fact every employee at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] joins me in wishing you the best now and far into the future...

It was interesting to also note that you've made 499 posts. One more and you'll become a two time member of the 500 club.

Double membered so to speak.

Which reminds me of an old friend named Claire - now she was a girl that liked getting double membered.... but thats a story perhaps better left for another day...

By the way, I quite enjoyed Chapter 3 of your NUDE DAY entry out today Freddie. An excellant way to start the next five hundred...

By the way, what the hell are you doing up and posting at 6 in the morning?

jim

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I need a hobby

I would just like to congratulate you Freddie on this amazing accomplishment!

In fact every employee at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] joins me in wishing you the best now and far into the future...

It was interesting to also note that you've made 499 posts. One more and you'll become a two time member of the 500 club.

Double membered so to speak.

Which reminds me of an old friend named Claire - now she was a girl that liked getting double membered.... but thats a story perhaps better left for another day...

By the way, I quite enjoyed Chapter 3 of your NUDE DAY entry out today Freddie. An excellant way to start the next five hundred...

By the way, what the hell are you doing up and posting at 6 in the morning?

jim

I wake up at 5am. That's my time to write, 5am to 10am.

Then, I workout, take my dog to the dog park, and return home write until around 5pm. Then, I write from 10pm to midnight. Gees, I guess I don't sleep very much. I just realized, too, that I write 12 hours a day. Damn.

I need a hobby (lol).

 

[sr71plt]

I wake up at 5am. That's my time to write, 5am to 10am.

Then, I workout, take my dog to the dog park, and return home write until around 5pm. Then, I write from 10pm to midnight. Gees, I guess I don't sleep very much. I just realized, too, that I write 12 hours a day. Damn.

I need a hobby (lol).

At least the dog seems to be getting something worthwhile out of this.

 

[tickledkitty]

I wake up at 5am. That's my time to write, 5am to 10am.

Then, I workout, take my dog to the dog park, and return home write until around 5pm. Then, I write from 10pm to midnight. Gees, I guess I don't sleep very much. I just realized, too, that I write 12 hours a day. Damn.

I need a hobby (lol).

Sounds to me like you need a JOB.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

No, not me.

Sounds to me like you need a JOB.

I'm done with 9-5. I retired at 39.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Woof!"

At least the dog seems to be getting something worthwhile out of this.

My dog thinks I'm a really good writer, too. And you know what? I believe him.

"Good boy, Polo."

 

[scouries]

never up - never in...

FREDDIE QUOTE I wake up at 5am. That's my time to write, 5am to 10am. Then I workout, take my dog to the dog park, and then return home to write until around 5pm. Then, I write from 10pm to midnight. Gee, I guess I don't sleep very much. I just realized, too, that I write 12 hours a day. Damn.

Fuck Freddie no wonder you write so many stories…

Is this your schedule 5 days a week or seven?

And when do you do your Chartered Accounting? 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.?

Which leaves exactly when to see/interact/sex your significant other?

Anyway Freddie I am very, very happy to see you’ve joined the 500 post club. But I do wish you’d get little ‘scouries’ out to the dog park more often than once a day. You know, if you had a lap top you could write in the park while that cute little rat terrier was frolicking with the bitches…

…and if you happened to do it nude (and didn’t get arrested and put on the sex offenders list like your hero of today) you might just meet a nice girl, fall in love, settle down and live happ…

…then again you might meet a pervert…one of those dominatrixes who wear leather and often lurk in grassy areas….or one of these people who like to get peed on before sex…or…I mean, who the hell ever knows what you’ll find in a dog park these days…

Maybe you are better off just staying at home writing…you could hire a dog walking service instead…and by the way that’s also not a bad way to meet girls… hell, we’ve got one sweetie down here in Miami Beach who walks clients dogs on the beach – TOPLESS! Tits you could die for.

However it is pretty tough to get very close to her with 7 leashed killer dogs surrounding her… dogs that at her simplest command will attack anyone who she doesn’t like. Hell, there was one mouthy tourist from Cleveland who I guarantee will never father a child again after he had a run-in with her dogs…

But what the hell, if you don’t try… Like golfers are want to say,[size=+2] “Never Up – Never In”[/size]. Which is what I always tell the male hero in my stories…

...and which is something all men would be wise to keep in mind...

jim

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

FREDDIE QUOTE I wake up at 5am. That's my time to write, 5am to 10am. Then I workout, take my dog to the dog park, and then return home to write until around 5pm. Then, I write from 10pm to midnight. Gee, I guess I don't sleep very much. I just realized, too, that I write 12 hours a day. Damn.

Fuck Freddie no wonder you write so many stories…

Is this your schedule 5 days a week or seven?

And when do you do your Chartered Accounting? 6 p.m. to 10 p.m.?

Which leaves exactly when to see/interact/sex your significant other?

Anyway Freddie I am very, very happy to see you’ve joined the 500 post club. But I do wish you’d get little ‘scouries’ out to the dog park more often than once a day. You know, if you had a lap top you could write in the park while that cute little rat terrier was frolicking with the bitches…

…and if you happened to do it nude (and didn’t get arrested and put on the sex offenders list like your hero of today) you might just meet a nice girl, fall in love, settle down and live happ…

…then again you might meet a pervert…one of those dominatrixes who wear leather and often lurk in grassy areas….or one of these people who like to get peed on before sex…or…I mean, who the hell ever knows what you’ll find in a dog park these days…

Maybe you are better off just staying at home writing…you could hire a dog walking service instead…and by the way that’s also not a bad way to meet girls… hell, we’ve got one sweetie down here in Miami Beach who walks clients dogs on the beach – TOPLESS! Tits you could die for.

However it is pretty tough to get very close to her with 7 leashed killer dogs surrounding her… dogs that at her simplest command will attack anyone who she doesn’t like. Hell, there was one mouthy tourist from Cleveland who I guarantee will never father a child again after he had a run-in with her dogs…

But what the hell, if you don’t try… Like golfers are want to say,[size=+2] “Never Up – Never In”[/size]. Which is what I always tell the male hero in my stories…

...and which is something all men would be wise to keep in mind...

jim

I'm lucky. I don't have to work anymore and I stopped traveling after 911. Now, I just write 7 days a week. I'm still hoping for the special story, the one that Oprah reads and Speilberg want to make in a movie.

I keep waiting for the inspiration to stop, but it just keeps coming.

Polo gets plenty of exercise. Don't worry about him. He's in great shape. He's still the fastest and the toughest little dog at the dog park.

The dog park gives me inspiration to write. Besides, I see a lot of my friends at the park and Polo runs with their dogs.

Fortunately, people don't bring their killer dogs to the park. It's a good mix from Great Danes to Rhodesian Ridgebacks to Labs, Collies, Poodles and plenty of mixed breeds.

 

[krackheadkathy]

dog parks

i read ya'lls comments daily.. how did we end up talking abt dog parks? anyways u guys still meke me laugh..so keep doing whatever it is ya'll do.
kathy

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I love dog parks

i read ya'lls comments daily.. how did we end up talking abt dog parks? anyways u guys still meke me laugh..so keep doing whatever it is ya'll do.
kathy

Hey, don't know dog parks until you tried it. My horny little dog mounts just about anything.

Moreover, I've seen more down blouses and up skirts from women squatting to pet my dog.

"Oh, how cute!"

"Me or the dog?"

"Both," she said looking up at me looking down at her.

"What's his name? How old is he? What kind of dog is he?"

"Sorry, did you say somethin'? I was too busy looking at your panties and, damn, you're not wearing a bra."

 

[krackheadkathy]

Hey, don't know dog parks until you tried it. My horny little dog mounts just about anything.

Moreover, I've seen more down blouses and up skirts from women squatting to pet my dog.

"Oh, how cute!"

"Me or the dog?"

"Both," she said looking up at me looking down at her.

"What's his name? How old is he? What kind of dog is he?"

"Sorry, did you say somethin'? I was too busy looking at your panties and, damn, you're not wearing a bra."

wow.. now that i see all his highlights im ready to start a dog park up... thanks for the pointers.

 

[scouries]

ch. polo scouries ... WKC Best in Show 2009...

...now wouldn't that be great....

Freddie QUOTE Moreover, I've seen more down blouses and up skirts from women squatting to pet my dog…

You old reprobate you Freddie! Using the oldest trick in the book to fool young innocents like that.

Hell, you should see Ocean Drive on a Sunday afternoon. It’s got so bad we’ve got a virtual parade of perverts dragging dogs, parrots, snakes, baby alligators, tiger cubs on leash, hell I even saw a little Shetland pony last weekend.

And all these guys got cell phones snapping pictures as the oohing little cuties bend over.

It’s almost become a world famous event – thousands of sunburned tourists congregate on the wall overlooking the pedestrian walk every Sunday. In fact it’s got to the point where the best seats are gone by six a.m.! They call it the “Pussy Walk” now in official Miami Beach Tourist Office advertisements…

Get little “Ch Polo Scouries” down here some weekend…

By the way are you going to enter him in next years Westminster Kennel Club’s 2009 Show?


...we could film the whole thing...[size=+2]"Best In Show, Part 2"[/size]

Starring freddie, gabby and sarahhh
Screenplay by BFW
Directed by scouries
Produced by ScouriesFilms

now that would be something!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

...now wouldn't that be great....

Freddie QUOTE Moreover, I've seen more down blouses and up skirts from women squatting to pet my dog…

You old reprobate you Freddie! Using the oldest trick in the book to fool young innocents like that.

Hell, you should see Ocean Drive on a Sunday afternoon. It’s got so bad we’ve got a virtual parade of perverts dragging dogs, parrots, snakes, baby alligators, tiger cubs on leash, hell I even saw a little Shetland pony last weekend.

And all these guys got cell phones snapping pictures as the oohing little cuties bend over.

It’s almost become a world famous event – thousands of sunburned tourists congregate on the wall overlooking the pedestrian walk every Sunday. In fact it’s got to the point where the best seats are gone by six a.m.! They call it the “Pussy Walk” now in official Miami Beach Tourist Office advertisements…

Get little “Ch Polo Scouries” down here some weekend…

By the way are you going to enter him in next years Westminster Kennel Club’s 2009 Show?


...we could film the whole thing...[size=+2]"Best In Show, Part 2"[/size]

Starring freddie, gabby and sarahhh
Screenplay by BFW
Directed by scouries
Produced by ScouriesFilms

now that would be something!

Even though the Rat Terriers have been around for some time, they are not recognize by the American Kennel Club. They are recognized the the United Kennel Club, though.

Normal rat terriers have muscular bodies with short legs, made from a Manchester Terrier and a fox terrier. In the new breed of Rat Terrier, which Polo is, they take a Manchester Terrier, Whippet, and and Italian Greyhound. The combination gives him a narrow, but muscular body, long legs of a Whippet, and the grace and athleticism of a Manchester Terrier.

I don't think I could take him on the pussy walk. Even though he lives with a cat, he hates cats (lol).