Phallic symbol? What phallic symbol?!

[shereads]

You mean the snake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVzQ1dJ7I8&feature=related

It's just a snake, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.

 

[TxRad]

You mean the snake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVzQ1dJ7I8&feature=related

It's just a snake, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.

If ya don't want people with their minds in the gutter, why are you posting to a porn site?

in a non guttery way, of course.

 

[shereads]

If ya don't want people with their minds in the gutter, why are you posting to a porn site?

in a non guttery way, of course.

I'm here for the free buffet. And the articles.

 

[Guest]

I want one of those sparkly bikinis.

Although it looks like it'll chafe when you sit.

(But did you see the ankle bells?)

 

[shereads]

I want one of those sparkly bikinis.

So does that snake, if I'm not mistaken.

I think it was a one-piece though. With flesh-colored netting for propriety's sake.

 

[Guest]

So does that snake, if I'm not mistaken.

I think it was a one-piece though. With flesh-colored netting for propriety's sake.

Yeah, I noticed the netting. It was stuck in place pretty well.

For awhile I thought she'd super-glued it to her ass.

 

[Lady Reiha]

It looked like the snake might of had a hard-on there for a moment.

 

[TxRad]

Uh, She, next time I make an inane comment without watching the video, please slap me. I thought it was just more of the Bollywood that gave me headaches from before. Well, I was wrong.

Once she dropped that cloak, the snake wasn't the only thing swaying.

Excellent

 

[neonlyte]

Why the fuck is it in German?

 

[jomar]

Oh, I thought you meant the penis shaped thing to the far left of the stone goddess.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

DAYUM!

Just.......


DAYUM!

Thank you Sher

 

[SeaCat]

I'll have the snake burgers for dinner and she can be desert.

Oh my.

Cat

 

[shereads]

It's always sex, sex, sex with you pornographers.

Btw, was that Wonderwoman?

 

[only_more_so]

You mean the snake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVzQ1dJ7I8&feature=related

It's just a snake, people. Get your minds out of the gutter.

Did you notice that there was girl-on-girl wrassling as a "related" video?

But on a serious note, I looked the movie up on IMDb. It's in German because it was directed by a German, actually one of the greatest directors of all time: Fritz Lang. The same director who gave us M and Metropolis.

The original name was Das Indische Grabmal. The dancing girl's name is Debra Paget, better known for her role as Lalia in the Ten Commandments.

 

[rgraham666]

Um. Sproing.

There was a snake in it?

 

[shereads]

Uh, She, next time I make an inane comment without watching the video, please slap me.

Must we wait for an inane comment?

 

[shereads]

Um. Sproing.

There was a snake in it?

LOL

Yes, there was a snake. A happy, happy snake.

 

[TxRad]

Must we wait for an inane comment?

Careful there, I might just like that. I maybe just a pretty face to you but I'm also a kinky, dirty old man.

 

[Katyusha]

I want one of those sparkly bikinis.

Although it looks like it'll chafe when you sit.

(But did you see the ankle bells?)

I know...me too. Don't really have the chest to fill the top though...

 

[rgraham666]

I know...me too. Don't really have the chest to fill the top though...

You could have foole…

Um. No comment.

 

[TxRad]

I know...me too. Don't really have the chest to fill the top though...

I've heard tube socks work or maybe a smaller size.

 

[shereads]

Fritz Lang. The same director who gave us M and Metropolis.

No way!

Way? Seriously?

They didn't cover this particular Fritz Lang movie in History of Film 101.

 

[TE999]

The woman was awesome, but the snake was incredibly phony.

The high priest or whatever he was reminded me of High Priest Klang in "Help".

Ach du leiber vat a moofie.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

LOL

Yes, there was a snake. A happy, happy snake.

My snake was certainly happy and if either you or Sarah can find a bikini like that, I'll buy it for you . . . with ankle bells! Wowza!

 

[shereads]

The original name was Das Indische Grabmal. The dancing girl's name is Debra Paget, better known for her role as Lalia in the Ten Commandments.

I assume the head monk is explaining to Debra Paget that her regular partner didn't show up for this episode of "Dancing With the Stars." Am I right?