The my Dom/husband/boyfriend is really pissing me off today!! thread

[Breaker_Morant]

I'll give ya creative... but even though I have my masochistic tendencies, I'd still not enjoy having those sharp pinchers down there! Those things slice and dice in ways I don't even want to imagine!

You just wait, kiten will thanking us for working it out. The only thing that would be better for is if we coated the critters in leather flavored caramel.

 

[CurlyKat]

You just wait, kiten will thanking us for working it out. The only thing that would be better for is if we coated the critters in leather flavored caramel.

Leather is good...

I'm still holding the stance that crabs are bad, though!

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Nowhere near being a sub, but I think I may as well take up permanent residence here.

You'd be part of any thread that has to do with bitching and griping. Not that I don't think your gripes are dull.. in fact, they are quite entertaining.

 

[Betticus]

Leather flavored caramel... that's just evil.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Leather is good...

I'm still holding the stance that crabs are bad, though!

Not much of a masocist are you?

 

[CurlyKat]

Not much of a masocist are you?

Just masochistic tendencies.... never said I was way hardcore or anything. I'm much more of a blunt pain than sharp pain girl anyway.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Just masochistic tendencies.... never said I was way hardcore or anything. I'm much more of a blunt pain than sharp pain girl anyway.

Hey Betticus! We need a sledgehammer over here!


Yeah.. I think the rubber malet will be good enough. 5lb, wouldn't you say?

 

[Breaker_Morant]

notice how long it took to hijack this thread?

 

[CurlyKat]

Hey Betticus! We need a sledgehammer over here!


Yeah.. I think the rubber malet will be good enough. 5lb, wouldn't you say?

Hey, just trying to keep all you sadists on your toes.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Hey, just trying to keep all you sadists on your toes.

And we're just trying to keep all the bottoms around here red.

 

[Betticus]

Pink bottoms!

 

[CurlyKat]

And we're just trying to keep all the bottoms around here red.

Like that's a bad thing.

 

[BiBunny]

You'd be part of any thread that has to do with bitching and griping. Not that I don't think your gripes are dull.. in fact, they are quite entertaining.

Well, all you gotta do is not be stupid to avoid my wrath. I'm not sure why that's so difficult for the larger percentage of the population, honestly.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, all you gotta do is not be stupid to avoid my wrath. I'm not sure why that's so difficult for the larger percentage of the population, honestly.

The answer to the quandary in your second sentence is in Yank's Law #1: "There are more idiots than people."

 

[im_a_voyeur]

I could post in this thread every single day but I prefer to do my bitchin' in person.

 

[coy_one]

This is my boyfriend. I love him, but OMG, today, I wanted to strangle him. I gave him this amazing birthday. And he had to be a freaking GUY about it.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

notice how long it took to hijack this thread?

tsk tsk

OMG someone leaves for a while and see how mouthy they get!! :caning:

 

[kinkyknickers]

I could post in this thread every single day but I prefer to do my bitchin' in person.

What she said.... I got it out yesterday.

Attention! I need attention. Give it to me.

Sucks to be switch and bottom and.... blah.

 

[LadyC]

Nipple torture? How about "down south" torture ?

"Down South" torture is an excellent punishment for my man-boy. I have him stand with his hands clasped behind his back (not bound or cuffed) and offer his erect member. I then use a slender bamboo about three feet in length and apply (usually) six lashes. Another from of torment I employ is to take his glans into my mouth, bare my teeth and bite the tenter flesh as hard as I deem safe.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

"Down South" torture is an excellent punishment for my man-boy. I have him stand with his hands clasped behind his back (not bound or cuffed) and offer his erect member. I then use a slender bamboo about three feet in length and apply (usually) six lashes. Another from of torment I employ is to take his glans into my mouth, bare my teeth and bite the tenter flesh as hard as I deem safe.

*shudders* I damn sure am glad I'm a Dom after reading that.

 

[LadyC]

*shudders* I damn sure am glad I'm a Dom after reading that.

Once, because the asshole came in my face, I made as if I was going to suck him, then I bit it so hard I drew blood!

 

[Betticus]

Once, because the asshole came in my face, I made as if I was going to suck him, then I bit it so hard I drew blood!

*hides*

 

[BiBunny]

The answer to the quandary in your second sentence is in Yank's Law #1: "There are more idiots than people."

I you so much.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

*hides*

Are you afraid of a woman

 

[Betticus]

Are you afraid of a woman

Depends on who she is and how much I pissed her off.