Isolated Blurt Thread

[Chantilyvamp]

bwahaha, my brother in law wants to borrow my tights to wear to a party. Hes like 5'8 and a hell of a lot bigger then 5' 2" me. Not gonna happen. I'll buy some for him and we asked if he wanted crotchless *snickers*

 

[buxxxom]

I like the physical act of hanging my clothes outside on the line to dry because of the incredible way they smell when I bring them in, but more for the connection I feel to my grandmother when I'm doing something just as she did it, just as she taught me.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I need a break.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I just got preapproved for a Visa card with a $125,000 dollar limit. Not an 'up to' but an actual limit.

Did they even look at my bank account first. I can't afford a pizza and beer right now.

 

[damppanties]

OMG, do you think your sig could possibly get any bigger?

Sigs off.

Blurt: I really didn't think she could be tamed. She was great when she was wild.

 

[tickledkitty]

Sigs off.

I'm afraid if I'll miss something important if I turn them off.

 

[damppanties]

I'm afraid if I'll miss something important if I turn them off.

Ah. Yes. I have a person who fills me in on those things.

 

[Tarakin]

I need a break.

damn, that was one long ass work day.


eta: I need a beer.

I'm not so sure anymore, but thanks for the vote of confidence



You wanna know the really bad part of this whole situation? I've been watching Transformers all day, and even that hasn't helped. When an afternoon of Transformers doesn't cheer me up you know something is wrong.

I'm totally broken.

I'm sleepy enough, but that last little bit to lose consciousness eludes me.

I love you, but I hate the fact that you're such an irritable son of a bitch in the morning. I've been up since six, gone for a run, showered and then been cleaning up until now. I feel very proud of myself for not being my usual lazy self and I don't think a pat on the back is that much to ask for. Instead, all you do is bitch about the milk that you bought, and about the bathroom window being open (regardless of the fact that if it had been closed, you'd be bitching about the mold growing conditions.

So, dear beloved husband, please shut the fuck up and buy me some flowers when you get back home tonight.

Arse

* Hugs *

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

OMG, do you think your sig could possibly get any bigger?

I've put people on ignore for having huge sigs.

Edited to add: Who knew you could have a blow out on a bike tire ? The things you learn when you have boys.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I've put people on ignore for having huge sigs.

Edited to add: Who knew you could have a blow out on a bike tire ? The things you learn when you have boys.

Oh I learned that when I was a boy, back in college. Yup, you sure can.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sigs off.

Did you see mine?

 

[fieryjen]

He found my Operating System Disc.

It's all forgiven. I love him. He's getting the world's most enthusiastic blowjob tonight at the very least.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm all pink with sunburn.

 

[fieryjen]

I'm all pink with sunburn.

Need some help rubbing Aloe all over you?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

He found my Operating System Disc.

It's all forgiven. I love him. He's getting the world's most enthusiastic blowjob tonight at the very least.

Just once I want to be given an enthusiastic blowjob for having an operating system disc.

I've got 7, you would think I could find somebody who needed one of them.

 

[Trombonus]

Just once I want to be given an enthusiastic blowjob for having an operating system disc.

I've got 7, you would think I could find somebody who needed one of them.

I know what you mean, if only we could all be so lucky...

 

[fieryjen]

Just once I want to be given an enthusiastic blowjob for having an operating system disc.

I've got 7, you would think I could find somebody who needed one of them.

I'm sorry I needed a particular one, otherwise I'd have taken one off your hands.

Now I can finally re-install XP like I've been meaning to. Files are all on the external... now I need to check on all my drivers and such. Another external and a bunch of ram are on the shopping list, too.

Oh, and I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm sorry I needed a particular one, otherwise I'd have taken one off your hands.

Now I can finally re-install XP like I've been meaning to. Files are all on the external... now I need to check on all my drivers and such. Another external and a bunch of ram are on the shopping list, too.

Oh, and I wish I knew what the fuck I was doing.

If you needed Windows XP SP3 Corporate Edition without authentication crap, I've got you covered.

And if you need tech support, let me know.

 

[fieryjen]

If you needed Windows XP SP3 Corporate Edition without authentication crap, I've got you covered.

And if you need tech support, let me know.

Well, S just found the XP media center edition that was originally on my machine. I get along with it quite well.

My husband sort of has a clue about computers, but half the time he only pretends he has a clue, and I don't know enough to tell when he actually knows what he's talking about and when he's talking out of his ass. My dad has more of a clue, but he hasn't worked with XP and is a bit rusty in general.

Think I can ask you some questions to make sure either of them know what they're talking about? Cause they generally always cointradict each other when talking computers, and it drives me crazy.

 

[Trombonus]

So I just watched Paula Cole sing the National Anthem and all I could think about was "Where's the time?" or "Boy that was flat/sharp." I'm such a band geek.

But otherwise, BRING ON GAME 6!!!!!

GO CELTICS!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Well, S just found the XP media center edition that was originally on my machine. I get along with it quite well.

My husband sort of has a clue about computers, but half the time he only pretends he has a clue, and I don't know enough to tell when he actually knows what he's talking about and when he's talking out of his ass. My dad has more of a clue, but he hasn't worked with XP and is a bit rusty in general.

Think I can ask you some questions to make sure either of them know what they're talking about? Cause they generally always cointradict each other when talking computers, and it drives me crazy.

Ask away, I'll even give you my direct email so you can reach me when I'm not on lit.

 

[damppanties]

Did you see mine?

What a question to ask, Duckie! *all indignant and shit*

Yes, I did.
eta: You have it spelled wrong.

 

[fieryjen]

Ask away, I'll even give you my direct email so you can reach me when I'm not on lit.

That would be lovely. Thank you.

 

[sophia jane]

Need some help rubbing Aloe all over you?

I think I do.

 

[fieryjen]

I think I do.

Yay!

*bounces over*