Isolated Blurt Thread

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I'm sleepy enough, but that last little bit to lose consciousness eludes me.
:(

*snuggles* You can always come watch me slap the people who write my coursework then. That should be amusing. Actually I think tie them down, cover them in honey and let the ants loose, that might be more fun. ;) :D
 
I love you, but I hate the fact that you're such an irritable son of a bitch in the morning. I've been up since six, gone for a run, showered and then been cleaning up until now. I feel very proud of myself for not being my usual lazy self and I don't think a pat on the back is that much to ask for. Instead, all you do is bitch about the milk that you bought, and about the bathroom window being open (regardless of the fact that if it had been closed, you'd be bitching about the mold growing conditions.

So, dear beloved husband, please shut the fuck up and buy me some flowers when you get back home tonight.
 
I love you, but I hate the fact that you're such an irritable son of a bitch in the morning. I've been up since six, gone for a run, showered and then been cleaning up until now. I feel very proud of myself for not being my usual lazy self and I don't think a pat on the back is that much to ask for. Instead, all you do is bitch about the milk that you bought, and about the bathroom window being open (regardless of the fact that if it had been closed, you'd be bitching about the mold growing conditions.

So, dear beloved husband, please shut the fuck up and buy me some flowers when you get back home tonight.

*Hugs*
:rose:
 
when i woke this morning i felt like an isolated blurt, but it seems to have worn off now
 
Fine, fine. I used up the disgusting low-fat milk you were trying to force me to drink.

I made chocolate pudding.

I win. :D
 
I knew you wouldn't fix it today. You don't care how inconvenienced I am that I don't have a working vehicle. I mean, it's only been parked for two weeks!
 
Enough!

Christ, I'm fed up with the fucking internet. What happens to the fucking page when I upload it? It vanishes and I have no fucking idea why!

Getting a website was a very bad idea and I'm sick to fucking death of maintaining the goddamn thing.
 
I can't wait to get these damn contact lens bandages off and see how much of my intermittent blurriness is due to them...
 
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