Revelations - Guessing Thread

[Tarakin]

Crap! Oh well, it was a fun image.

Yes

But I'd guess you didn't wear a watch


Apologies to all those I guessed wrongly which were, well, nearly everyone?? At least I learned what a cake-on-head is

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Yes

But I'd guess you didn't wear a watch


Apologies to all those I guessed wrongly which were, well, nearly everyone?? At least I learned what a cake-on-head is

Me too, that threw me and when i googled cake-on-head I got a crap load of pages about heads made of cake and one about eating cake while giving head.

I cant wait to find out who is who

 

[fifty5]

Who? Me?

Og

Yeah, you with the cake on your head!

 

[Katyusha]

You obviously missed my comment to you earlier in the thread. Trust me, they didn't announce that over the mic.

Oh no...I got your hint, I just couldn't remember for the life of me what was said over the mic.

 

[Katyusha]

1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine. Katyusha

You don't REALLY believe that do you?

 

[Katyusha]

1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine.
Katyusha

 

[scheherazade_79]

Some Clues

Group One Clues
Tarakin has something in common with both Bill Bryson and Abraham Lincoln.
ParrishP is pleasant up to a very sharp point.
A trip to this year’s Olympics would be a dream come true for JagFarlane.
Kendo1 has a history of being good with his hands.

Group Two Clues
Etaski takes the spirit of Literotica to the wider community.
Boota’s premiere took place as popcorn rained down on him.
FatDino can be repelled by garlic.
DG Hear today, gone tomorrow.

Group Three Clues
CrimsonMaiden enjoys a three-in-the-bed most nights.
Vermilion is a modern day Marie Antoinette.
Chantilyvamp has probably given out lots of rosettes over a lifetime.
S-Des is one in a million.

 

[Tarakin]

Okay, now I'll totally ruining my reputation by trying a second guess (working the clues in).

GROUP ONE

1. I used to be a silversmith, many years ago. Kendo 1
2. My eyes are completely different colors, one green and one brown. So different, in fact, that any attempt at eyeshadow makes me look clownish. glynndah
3. I've been to or through 48 out of 50 states and visited 23 different Countries.
How I missed Vermont and West Virginia is a mystery. Buxxxom
4. I am highly attracted to women of Asian descent, particularly Chinese/Japanese. Jag Farlane
5. I lost my virginity at 10 on the floor of a movie theater to an older woman, who was 12. Boota
6. I won the longest pigtail contest as a child. RLreverie
7. I fence! Onguard! ParrishP
8. The only man I have ever seen masturbate is my brother. Carolina Heat
9. I started my first business when I was 8 years old. I re-sold school supplies to other kids undercutting the schools prices. Then I saw another opportunity and offered other services. I took my cassette tapes and music magazines and compiled lists of musicians and songs and sold lyrics to the songs to kids. Some would request different songs that I didn't have so I recorded them and listened over and over until I could figure out all the words. TxRad
10. I have a full beard. Tx Rad
11. I don't think that I actually have very many friends, just a bunch of acquaintances. VolManque
12. In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question. I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most hated writers on the board (lol).
Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but Francine. OutsideofParisFictionWriter


GROUP TWO

1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine. Starrkers
2. I sell used stockings and photographs of myself on ebay for kicks. Impressive
3. I have mild brain damage from going through chemotherapy. Maeve_redux
4. I am a recovering drug addict. Emerald Dragon
5. When my nose bleeds, I like letting the blood run down my chin and drip in a sink while watching it on a mirror, and occasionally sticking my tongue out to the coppery taste of it. Fat Dino
6. I have no desire to be a writer. Just in it temporarily for the fun of it.D G Hear
7. I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of Literotica. Etaski
8. I have a rape fantasy. rengadeirishman
9. I have green eyes, but they're hidden behind glasses. TrulyRedBeauty
10. I once protected a friend by making a bully throw up after picking my nose and eating a booger in front of him. (I was 4 and he never picked on us again, I made sure of that). Tombonus
11. I have a habit of falling for lesbians. fifty5
12. I worked for the Department of the Navy analyzing real-time telemetry flight test data for F/A-18s and AV-8Bs. Katyusha


GROUP THREE

1. I was born in Havana, Cuba, yet I’m not fluent in Spanish. S-Des
2. I masturbate standing up. Thee Goat Pig
3. I've slept with a teddy bear my entire life and still cuddle with one even if my spouse is sleeping with me. CrimsonMaiden
4. I estimate that I've read between 2,500 and 3,500 books in my life, about 80 percent fiction. Og
5. I almost missed out on dating my high school sweetheart because a rival for her affections lied to her and said I was gay. Belegon
6. I bake when I'm stressed. Nothing more calming than cake. Only then I know I oughtn't eat it all so I dish out cakes and other goodies to anyone handy. Chantilyvamp
7. I have probably the most unique first name on the AH (I am literally the only one of me in the world....you can Google my first name and pull up a picture of me). Scheherazade_79
8. One night I ran over a mile through a densely populated neighborhood wearing nothing but a watch. Roxanne Appleby
9. I used to compete in Land Judging, Livestock Judging and Public speaking in high school. Vermilion
10. Twelve years ago I was a regional tennis champion two years running. Sweetsubsarahh
11. When I was very young (4 years old) I used to curl up and sleep with my puppy in his dog bed. He was a dachshund named Freddie. feeriek
12. I've got a bald spot under my cake-on-head... Edward Teach

How can I be so clueless after so many hints?

 

[oggbashan]

Okay, now I'll totally ruining my reputation by trying a second guess (working the clues in).


4. I estimate that I've read between 2,500 and 3,500 books in my life, about 80 percent fiction. Og

12. I've got a bald spot under my cake-on-head... Edward Teach

How can I be so clueless after so many hints?

Fifty5 has given you clues about the cake on head. I added a clue when I wrote that I read about 1,000 books a year. Simple mathematics and assumptions that I am older than 3 and a half and have been reading since about aged 5 makes me impossible for number 4. 60,000 is closer to my reading figure. I still OWN more than 3,500 books and "I have weeded a couple of tonnes from my personal library".

Og

 

[Tarakin]

Fifty5 has given you clues about the cake on head. I added a clue when I wrote that I read about 1,000 books a year. Simple mathematics and assumptions that I am older than 3 and a half and have been reading since about aged 5 makes me impossible for number 4. 60,000 is closer to my reading figure. I still OWN more than 3,500 books and "I have weeded a couple of tonnes from my personal library".

Og

Okay, I've overlooked those. And I know I've others wrong also, they simply don't fit but I don't know where to place them instead. I don't get the "one in a million" clue, and I'm very unsure about the Marie Antoinette clue.

Maybe my guess #58 will be the right one.

 

[starrkers]

Actually, Starrkers, the real question here is...does anyone care? I know that I don't.

...Just wondering why you are so enamored with me, Starrkers? Aren't you getting enough at home? Do I turn you on with my charming personality, quick wit, fun sense of humor, and modesty or are you just that way with everyone?

For the record, I like your breasts better when they are contained by your sexy bra. Unless you have a body like a Goddess or like my girlfriend or like me (lol), for that matter, people always look better with their clothes on rather than being naked.

Pardon the interruption, carry on.

It's the brain damage.

And the fact that what makes arseholes tick fascinates me.

 

[Tarakin]

It's the brain damage.

And the fact that what makes arseholes tick fascinates me.

Don't feed the trolls. Put him on ignore, like most people do.

 

[Guest]

Why does he keep attacking her?

He's on ignore for me so I never catch his posts unless someone quotes him but it seems every time I do he's mentioning something snarky about starrker's tits.

Which are very lovely, by the way. Both of 'em.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Unbelievable!

Why does he keep attacking her?

He's on ignore for me so I never catch his posts unless someone quotes him but it seems every time I do he's mentioning something snarky about starrker's tits.

Which are very lovely, by the way. Both of 'em.

...And I have to wonder why you always seem not to see who cast the first stone. Did you now see or read her post?

Am I not allowed to give my retort?

Moreover, why is it any of your business what I do?

Besides, I thought my post was much kinder than her post where she called me an arsehole.

 

[jomar]

Sorry. Have one on me.

Fifty5 has given you clues about the cake on head. I added a clue when I wrote that I read about 1,000 books a year. Simple mathematics and assumptions that I am older than 3 and a half and have been reading since about aged 5 makes me impossible for number 4. 60,000 is closer to my reading figure. I still OWN more than 3,500 books and "I have weeded a couple of tonnes from my personal library".

Og

I thought "cake" was you at first. But when I googled it nothing about a hat came up. should have gone with my instincts.

 

[oggbashan]

Sorry. Have one on me.



I thought "cake" was you at first. But when I googled it nothing about a hat came up. should have gone with my instincts.

That is because only some of the AH, and no one anywhere else, refer to my titfer as "the cake on head".

Perhaps if you had searched the AH you might had found it...

Og

 

[Guest]

That is because only some of the AH, and no one anywhere else, refer to my titfer as "the cake on head".

Perhaps if you had searched the AH you might had found it...

Og

I knew.



But you and I are in the same group, so I can't guess without helping to give myself away.

 

[jomar]

That is because only some of the AH, and no one anywhere else, refer to my titfer as "the cake on head".

Perhaps if you had searched the AH you might had found it...

Og

That would have been the thing to do, since the thread is an AH thing, eh? But for some reason all I get is a blank page when I do an AH search.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

i had to google rosettes *giggles*

*whispers* I haven't given a lot, I received a lot

 

[voluptuary_manque]

One person has gotten me right at last, probably to do being extremely insiteful on a post I made on another thread. Well done, that guesser.

 

[Etaski]

Okay, now I'll totally ruining my reputation by trying a second guess (working the clues in).

GROUP TWO

7. I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of Literotica. Etaski

Cheers! I'm not here often enough for anyone to get that from a past post (I think I only mentioned that I had an RPG blog once, where I stored my stories...although that's gone, now). What I was curious about was whether there were any other RPG gamers that might've been tagged with the description. Still not sure, honestly, but a few of the same names seemed to pop up.

But yeah, I took an RPG I play and wrote a 600-page fan fiction novel and multiple stories that were well-received by the other fans on the forum (if it hadn't been, it would've only been a 100-page novella). The game has strong potential for BDSM and erotic horror scenes, but none of the other fan writers ever took advantage of it...until I came into the picture two years ago. Some very nice feedback from people who play the game. A very rewarding 2-year effort. Finally slowed down, though.

 

[jomar]

One person has gotten me right at last, probably to do being extremely insiteful on a post I made on another thread. Well done, that guesser.

I initially had you down for that, probably based on the post you refer to. But based on your AH posts I didn't know if you'd view yourself that way. Though I see you do based on a different post. You follow?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I initially had you down for that, probably based on the post you refer to. But based on your postings on your AH posts I didn't know if you'd view yourself that way. Though I see you do based on a post in this thread. You follow?

Sure. Lines of logic and reasoning I can follow. It's human relations that confuse me utterly. Like, what is this thing you all call "trust"? And why in the world would anyone want to know what I'm thinking? Have you any idea the carefully smothered rage that floats around under the Panama? Other people are foreign, that's what they are, foreign . . . at least to me.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

GROUP ONE

1. I used to be a silversmith, many years ago. (Kendo)
2. My eyes are completely different colors, one green and one brown. So different, in fact, that any attempt at eyeshadow makes me look clownish. (Buxxom)
3. I've been to or through 48 out of 50 states and visited 23 different Countries.
   How I missed Vermont and West Virginia is a mystery. (RLreverie)
4. I am highly attracted to women of Asian descent, particularly Chinese/Japanese. (JagFarlane)
5. I lost my virginity at 10 on the floor of a movie theater to an older woman, who was 12. (Boota)
6. I won the longest pigtail contest as a child. (glynddah)
7. I fence! Onguard! (ParrishP)
8. The only man I have ever seen masturbate is my brother. (CarolinaHeat)
9. I started my first business when I was 8 years old. I re-sold school supplies to other kids undercutting the schools prices. Then I saw another opportunity and offered other services. I took my cassette tapes and music magazines and compiled lists of musicians and songs and sold lyrics to the songs to kids. Some would request different songs that I didn't have so I recorded them and listened over and over until I could figure out all the words. (TxRad)
10. I have a full beard. (Tarakin)
11. I don't think that I actually have very many friends, just a bunch of acquaintances. (Voluptuary_manque)
12. In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question. I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
    It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most hated writers on the board (lol).
    Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but Francine. (BOSTONFICTIONWRITER)

Choose from

• Voluptuary_manque (11)
• Tarakin (10)
• ParrishP (7)
• BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (12)
• Buxxom (2)
• JagFarlane (4)
• Kendo1 (1)
• glynddah (5)
• Boota (4)
• TXRad (9)
• CarolinaHeat (7)
• RLreverie (3)

GROUP TWO

1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine. (starrkers)
2. I sell used stockings and photographs of myself on ebay for kicks. (Impressive)
3. I have mild brain damage from going through chemotherapy. (Emerald Dragon)
4. I am a recovering drug addict. (rengadeirishman)
5. When my nose bleeds, I like letting the blood run down my chin and drip in a sink while watching it on a mirror, and occasionally sticking my tongue out to the coppery taste of it. (FatDino)
6. I have no desire to be a writer. Just in it temporarily for the fun of it. (DGHear)
7. I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of Literotica. (Etaski)
8. I have a rape fantasy. (Maeve_redux)
9. I have green eyes, but they're hidden behind glasses. (TrulyRedBeauty)
10. I once protected a friend by making a bully throw up after picking my nose and eating a booger in front of him. (I was 4 and he never picked on us again, I made sure of that). (Trombonus)
11. I have a habit of falling for lesbians. (Fifty5)
12. I worked for the Department of the Navy analyzing real-time telemetry flight test data for F/A-18s and AV-8Bs. (Katyusha)

Choose from

• Impressive (2)
• Fat Dino (5)
• DG Hear (6)
• Emerald Dragon (3)
• rengadeirishman (4)
• Katyusha (12)
• Starrkers (1)
• Fifty5 (11)
• Maeve_redux (8)
• Etaski (7)
• Trombonus (10)
• TrulyRedBeauty (9)

GROUP THREE
Abstaining since this is my group.

 

[jomar]

Sure. Lines of logic and reasoning I can follow. It's human relations that confuse me utterly. Like, what is this thing you all call "trust"? And why in the world would anyone want to know what I'm thinking? Have you any idea the carefully smothered rage that floats around under the Panama? Other people are foreign, that's what they are, foreign . . . at least to me.

Yes, that's how I would think it would be for you based on one of your posts. But I am sorry about the 'carefully smothered rage" that has developed because of the frustrations.