Revelations - Guessing Thread

Apparently I have mild brain damage, a rape fantasy and no desire to be a real writer... :D
 
Here are my guesses. I'm only reasonably certain of one...out of all three groups.

1. Voluptuary_manque
2. glynddah
3. TXRad
4. Buxxxom
5. JagFarlane
6. RLreverie
7. Kendo1
8. CarolinaHeat
9. Boota
10. Tarakin
11. ParrishP
12. BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

1. Etaski
2. Emerald Dragon
3. Fat Dino
4. Maeve_redux
5. Katyusha
6. rengadeirishman
7. Fifty5
8. TrulyRedBeauty
9. Starrkers
10. Impressive
11. Trombonus
12. DG Hear

1. feeeriek
2. CrimsonMaiden
3. Belegon
4. Oggbashan
5. TheeGoatPig
6. Sweetsubsarahh
7. Chantilyvamp
8. S-Des
9. Scheherazade_79
10. Roxanne Appleby
11. Vermilion
12. Edward Teach
 
Don't be afraid to just take a shot in the dark. It'll be fun to see how many you get right.
 
Yeah well according to TWO people so far I have a rape fantasy too... :eek:

:D that might have been me on one of those would have to go back and check. I had names left over and threw the names i the spots. I think starrkers ended up on my list like that as well.


No one has got me right either, and I threw some poor unsuspecting soul onto my fact:D
 
oh yeah here comes the dumbass part of me:eek: what exactly is a 'cake-on-head'? Is it a hat, toupee or what?
 
OK, a fair number of us know exactly who wrote this:
In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone
believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question.
I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in
four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off
my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most
hated writers on the board (lol).
Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but
Francine.
...But does anyone actually believe it?
 
Here are my guesses. I'm only reasonably certain of one...out of all three groups.
8. S-Des

:eek:

You obviously missed my comment to you earlier in the thread. Trust me, they didn't announce that over the mic. :cool:
 
This is absolutely impossible! I only know two, and one is mine! No amount of time will help, so I vote not to extend. I used to be a pretty good guesser, maybe I'll just pick randomly and hope for the best in a challenge to the comment that only a long term AH'er could win.
 
For the record

OK, a fair number of us know exactly who wrote this:

...But does anyone actually believe it?

Actually, Starrkers, the real question here is...does anyone care? I know that I don't.

...Just wondering why you are so enamored with me, Starrkers? Aren't you getting enough at home? Do I turn you on with my charming personality, quick wit, fun sense of humor, and modesty or are you just that way with everyone?

For the record, I like your breasts better when they are contained by your sexy bra. Unless you have a body like a Goddess or like my girlfriend or like me (lol), for that matter, people always look better with their clothes on rather than being naked.

Pardon the interruption, carry on.
 
I can't wait to till this is over to blurt this out, but I have to wait...
 
oh yeah here comes the dumbass part of me:eek: what exactly is a 'cake-on-head'? Is it a hat, toupee or what?

It's either a way of getting high by absorbing cocaine through the scalp, an outrageous hairdo, or having cake icing licked off the genitals -- I'm not really sure. :D:p
 
I'm clueless... but I'll at least try :)

GROUP ONE

1. I used to be a silversmith, many years ago. Buxxom
2. My eyes are completely different colors, one green and one brown. So different, in fact, that any attempt at eyeshadow makes me look clownish. glynndah
3. I've been to or through 48 out of 50 states and visited 23 different Countries.
How I missed Vermont and West Virginia is a mystery. Jag Farlane
4. I am highly attracted to women of Asian descent, particularly Chinese/Japanese. CarolinaHeat
5. I lost my virginity at 10 on the floor of a movie theater to an older woman, who was 12. Tx Rad
6. I won the longest pigtail contest as a child. RLreverie
7. I fence! Onguard! Kendo1
8. The only man I have ever seen masturbate is my brother. ParrishP
9. I started my first business when I was 8 years old. I re-sold school supplies to other kids undercutting the schools prices. Then I saw another opportunity and offered other services. I took my cassette tapes and music magazines and compiled lists of musicians and songs and sold lyrics to the songs to kids. Some would request different songs that I didn't have so I recorded them and listened over and over until I could figure out all the words. Boota
10. I have a full beard. Tx Rad
11. I don't think that I actually have very many friends, just a bunch of acquaintances. VolManque
12. In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question. I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most hated writers on the board (lol).
Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but Francine. BFW


GROUP TWO

1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine. Katyusha
2. I sell used stockings and photographs of myself on ebay for kicks. Impressive
3. I have mild brain damage from going through chemotherapy. Etaski
4. I am a recovering drug addict. Emerald Dragon
5. When my nose bleeds, I like letting the blood run down my chin and drip in a sink while watching it on a mirror, and occasionally sticking my tongue out to the coppery taste of it. Maeve_redux
6. I have no desire to be a writer. Just in it temporarily for the fun of it.D G Hear
7. I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of Literotica. Starrkers
8. I have a rape fantasy. Fat Dino
9. I have green eyes, but they're hidden behind glasses. TrulyRedBeauty
10. I once protected a friend by making a bully throw up after picking my nose and eating a booger in front of him. (I was 4 and he never picked on us again, I made sure of that). Tombonus
11. I have a habit of falling for lesbians. fifty5
12. I worked for the Department of the Navy analyzing real-time telemetry flight test data for F/A-18s and AV-8Bs. rengadeirishman


GROUP THREE

1. I was born in Havana, Cuba, yet I’m not fluent in Spanish. S-Des
2. I masturbate standing up. Thee Goat Pig
3. I've slept with a teddy bear my entire life and still cuddle with one even if my spouse is sleeping with me. CrimsonMaiden
4. I estimate that I've read between 2,500 and 3,500 books in my life, about 80 percent fiction. Og
5. I almost missed out on dating my high school sweetheart because a rival for her affections lied to her and said I was gay. Belegon
6. I bake when I'm stressed. Nothing more calming than cake. Only then I know I oughtn't eat it all so I dish out cakes and other goodies to anyone handy. feeriek
7. I have probably the most unique first name on the AH (I am literally the only one of me in the world....you can Google my first name and pull up a picture of me). Scheherazade_79
8. One night I ran over a mile through a densely populated neighborhood wearing nothing but a watch. Sweetsubsarahh
9. I used to compete in Land Judging, Livestock Judging and Public speaking in high school. Roxanne Appleby
10. Twelve years ago I was a regional tennis champion two years running. Vermilion
11. When I was very young (4 years old) I used to curl up and sleep with my puppy in his dog bed. He was a dachshund named Freddie. Chantilyvamp
12. I've got a bald spot under my cake-on-head... Edward TeachWhat is a cake-on-head???
 
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i think i'm too young for that Tarakin, not to mention the DoN would be dumb as fuck to trust me with all that fancy stuff
 
Edward teach :D:kiss:

~~~~~
lmao, isnt a dachshund one of those little yappy weinner dog things?
 
Here are my wags. A couple I knew, a couple I gleaned and apologies to all the rest!


1. I used to be a silversmith, many years ago.
TXRad

2. My eyes are completely different colors, one green and one brown. So
different, in fact, that any attempt at eyeshadow makes me look clownish.
CarolinaHeat

3. I've been to or through 48 out of 50 states and visited 23 different
Countries.
How I missed Vermont and West Virginia is a mystery.
Buxxom

4. I am highly attracted to women of Asian descent, particularly
Chinese/Japanese.
Kendo1

5. I lost my virginity at 10 on the floor of a movie theater to an older woman,
who was 12.
Voluptuary manque

6. I won the longest pigtail contest as a child.
Glynndah

7. I fence! Onguard!
JagFarlane

8. The only man I have ever seen masturbate is my brother.
ParrishP

9. I started my first business when I was 8 years old. I re-sold school supplies
to other kids undercutting the schools prices. Then I saw another
opportunity and offered other services. I took my cassette tapes and music
magazines and compiled lists of musicians and songs and sold lyrics to the
songs to kids. Some would request different songs that I didn't have so I
recorded them and listened over and over until I could figure out all the
words.
RLreverie

10. I have a full beard.
Boota

11. I don't think that I actually have very many friends, just a bunch of
acquaintances.
Tarakin

12. In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone
believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question.
I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in
four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off
my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most
hated writers on the board (lol).
Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but
Francine.
BFW



1. I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine.
Katyusha

2. I sell used stockings and photographs of myself on ebay for kicks.
Impressive

3. I have mild brain damage from going through chemotherapy.
Maeve redux

4. I am a recovering drug addict.
DG Hear

5. When my nose bleeds, I like letting the blood run down my chin and drip in
a sink while watching it on a mirror, and occasionally sticking my tongue out
to the coppery taste of it.
Emerald Dragon

6. I have no desire to be a writer. Just in it temporarily for the fun of it.
TrulyRedBeauty

7. I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories
are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of
Literotica.
rengadeirishman

8. I have a rape fantasy.
FatDino

9. I have green eyes, but they're hidden behind glasses.
Starrkers

10. I once protected a friend by making a bully throw up after picking my nose
and eating a booger in front of him. (I was 4 and he never picked on us
again, I made sure of that).
Trombonus

11. I have a habit of falling for lesbians.
Fifty5

12. I worked for the Department of the Navy analyzing real-time telemetry
flight test data for F/A-18s and AV-8Bs.
Etaski



1. I was born in Havana, Cuba, yet I’m not fluent in Spanish.
CrimsonMaiden

2. I masturbate standing up.
TGP

3. I've slept with a teddy bear my entire life and still cuddle with one even if
my spouse is sleeping with me.
Chantilyvamp

4. I estimate that I've read between 2,500 and 3,500 books in my life, about
80 percent fiction.
Oggbashan

5. I almost missed out on dating my high school sweetheart because a rival for
her affections lied to her and said I was gay.
Belegon

6. I bake when I'm stressed. Nothing more calming than cake. Only then I
know I oughtn't eat it all so I dish out cakes and other goodies to anyone
handy.
Vermilion

7. I have probably the most unique first name on the AH (I am literally the only
one of me in the world....you can Google my first name and pull up a picture
of me).
S-Des

8. One night I ran over a mile through a densely populated neighborhood
wearing nothing but a watch.
Sweetsubsarahh

9. I used to compete in Land Judging, Livestock Judging and Public speaking in
high school.
Roxanne

10. Twelve years ago I was a regional tennis champion two years running.
Scheherazade

11. When I was very young (4 years old) I used to curl up and sleep with my
puppy in his dog bed. He was a dachshund named Freddie.
feeeriak

12. I've got a bald spot under my cake-on-head...
Edward Teach

:D
 
Ah well...
No-one's picked the correct one for me yet.
Hey, Og! I still have several thousand SF books in the attic( but this is not my secret). It's fun to pick out an old favourite every now and then.
 
Ah well...
No-one's picked the correct one for me yet.
Hey, Og! I still have several thousand SF books in the attic( but this is not my secret). It's fun to pick out an old favourite every now and then.

I find it difficult to discard a book I've enjoyed.

I have weeded a couple of tonnes from my personal library.

Og
 
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