Desert Eagle

[Sean]

There it is indeed. Never answered those two questions, did you? Or, for that matter, why you attacked me in this thread to begin with. Got any idea?

 

[Peregrinator]

Yeah, and in "Snatch."





I figured it was a combination of conversion from one unit to another, experimentation, and marketing. I guess I was right. Still, it seems a little needlessly complicated. Thanks, though, for the info.

Let's just standerdize everything. You work out the details and I'll pressent it before congress so we can end all of this confusion.

You didn't know shit on this subject Perg. It's unlikely you ever will. Nice bait though.

Ishmael

I see you're in belligerent mode tonight. I'm more than happy to say I don't know shit about it, but you're wrong if you think I'm trying to "bait" anything or anyone. Relax a little, or go find a fight somewhere else. You won't get one from me.

Well, yeah. Seein' as how you aren't going to own up to the bullshit you started, I'll take the rap.

Anything else you'd like me to own up to?

Is there any thread, in the future, you'd like me to respond to with anything approaching seriousness?

Or do you intend to continue to play both ends against the middle?

Everytime you play the 'suck up' bull shit, I'm going to call your hand.

You're really going to have to make a decision Perg. Enough is enough.

Or start another wishy-washy alt.

Ishmael

What the fuck are you on about, Ish? I started this thread because someone mentioned Desert Eagle handguns in another thread, and I wondered if anyone had fired one or knew anything about them. I figured you and Heretic an probably several other people would have some knowledge of them. That's the whole agenda. My post about different calibers was exactly what it looked like, prima facie. Just a comment on the complexity and variety is all, and how, to someone without extensive knowledge of the history, it seems a little ridiculous.

Exactly what decision is it you would like me to make?

As far as alts, here are all of mine, which I have always owned up to:

Peripenguinator, created when the penguin-flooding prank was in vogue, and long retired. I tried to log into it the other day, and can't remember the password, or even what email address I used.

Bibbybobbyboo, a busybody parody, which I used for maybe three posts, if that.

Iperegrinator, which I created when Lit was all screwed up and people couldn't log in with their usual names. Used again recently when I had trouble with my account to post and PM Laurel and Manu to get them to fix this one.

Dolfsbuttock, created as a joke between me and dolf, and I PMed her to tell her it was me withing ten minutes of posting it. I also gave her the password, in case she wanted to use it. Just a laugh for the two of us, and never used since.

That's it. All created for a specific amusement and except for Iperg, never used again.

Answer two specific questions for me, if you can:

What "bullshit" did I start, and to whom do you think I'm sucking up with this thread?

Enough is enough.

I have no idea as to what you and dolf have created for your own amusment, nor do I care. Just another form of mental masturbation. It's like rememberances of Pompei long after the volcano erupted.

And why is this name from the past erupting from your lips Perg? Have you been recruited?

Tell me, tell us all, why in the world should these names and thoughts spring from your mind spontaneously?

Ishmael

What name are you talking about?

???????

Ishmael

I'm sure his is bigger.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry. I can't engage in a discussion when you don't tell me what the subject is.

quote perg

So tell me Perg, what in the fuck is her name coming up in this thread for? Mmmmmmmmm. You have a point? What is it?

Ishmael

You said to me, "Or start another wishy-washy alt." I listed the alts I've created, and one of them had to do with her. That's it, Ish. That's the whole story. Read the thread again.

Really? I just pulled that one out my ass? Fine. Parsing 'is' Perg?

It all has so much to do with firearms.(She's history Perg. Gone. A receptacle of my lust. Nothingf more.)

Ishmael

If the 'Foo' shits, wear it.

But that has nothing to do with dragging a non-participants name into the fray, does it?

Ishmael

LMAO. Although I have zero interest in the stated topic, this thread turned out to be highly entertaining.

No it hasn't. Not as far as you're concerned anyway. You're just acdting like a pontifical ass bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter.

Both of you seem to be having fun, neither of you know what in the fuck you're talking about.

Ishmael

Bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter? I thought I was just laughing at your paranoid idiocy. It's good to have you around to tell me what I'm thinking, Ishyboy, otherwise I'd never know.

Better piece of alliteration than either of you have coughed up in years.

Are we having fun yet?

Ishmael

Of course I'm having fun, Ish. You looking like an utter tool always puts a smile on my fizzer.

You're psychotic. Read through the thread sometime when you're sober and see if you can figure out why you're attacking me, because I have absolutely no idea.

This thread is hilarious.

No, the post that prompted my reply is hilarious.

I see your partner in crime has picked up the thead as well.

Someone drops a little bait, well, just drop some more. Never know what you're going to hook.

Ishmael

There it is indeed. Never answered those two questions, did you? Or, for that matter, why you attacked me in this thread to begin with. Got any idea?

Apparently, commenting on what seems like a needless array of calibers in modern guns was "bait" of some kind for something. I still have no idea what.

I think the funniest part of the whole business is that after Ish had whatever that episode was, I went right on talking about weapons with everyone else. I must have been having fun fishing. For whatever.

 

[Sean]

Apparently, commenting on what seems like a needless array of calibers in modern guns was "bait" of some kind for something. I still have no idea what.

I think the funniest part of the whole business is that after Ish had whatever that episode was, I went right on talking about weapons with everyone else. I must have been having fun fishing. For whatever.

Pfft, it turned out to be an interesting thread, it was boring beforehand.

 

[Peregrinator]

Pfft, it turned out to be an interesting thread, it was boring beforehand.

Hey, I learned a lot in this thread, and sigh was posting in it.

 

[Sean]

Hey, I learned a lot in this thread, and sigh was posting in it.

She's always worth reading. It will be remembered for the Ish meltdown, though.

 

[Ishmael]

There it is indeed. Never answered those two questions, did you? Or, for that matter, why you attacked me in this thread to begin with. Got any idea?

Of course not Perg. Why should I? You threw irrevelant bulshit into the conversation and expect me to have any respect for you at all?

At this point in time you're just another piece of gossiping shit. No different than kyle or sean.

The reply you got was totally in keeping with the tenor of the post you made.

It is NOT my problem you're a lost puppy Perg. Yah know?

Ishmael

 

[stickwork]

Apparently, commenting on what seems like a needless array of calibers in modern guns was "bait" of some kind for something. I still have no idea what.

I think the funniest part of the whole business is that after Ish had whatever that episode was, I went right on talking about weapons with everyone else. I must have been having fun fishing. For whatever.

Seems like your LT thread, but with less obvious bait.

 

[Sean]

Of course not Perg. Why should I? You threw irrevelant bulshit into the conversation and expect me to have any respect for you at all?

l

Where did he do that?

 

[JinXed]

uhm....


what the hell?
how is it when someone accuses another of having alts, then the accused posts all the alts they've ever had, that they start wondering why a certain name was mentioned - when THAT WAS ONE OF THE ALTS names. Did I make any sense in that explanation? The entire situation just boggles the sober mind.

 

[Sean]

uhm....


what the hell?
how is it when someone accuses another of having alts, then the accused posts all the alts they've ever had, that they start wondering why a certain name was mentioned - when THAT WAS ONE OF THE ALTS names. Did I make any sense in that explanation? The entire situation just boggles the sober mind.

Fun, isn't it? Perg obviously planned the whole thing.

 

[Ishmael]

Uhmmmmm, kyle, jinxed, and sean.

It's like a convention.

Ishmael

 

[JinXed]

Fun, isn't it? Perg obviously planned the whole thing.

just weird
Perg is one of the nicest guys around. meh - maybe I need to pop open a bottle to make sense of it all.

 

[KyleW]

Fun, isn't it? Perg obviously planned the whole thing.

Perg is your alt, isn't he?

 

[Sean]

Uhmmmmm, kyle, jinxed, and sean.

It's like a convention.

Ishmael

LMAO. I'm pissed I never got to join the axis of evil officially.

How was this thread an attack on you, ish?

 

[JinXed]

I refuse to wear a name tag.
I never know where to put them.

 

[IndieSnob]

Thanks for the laughs, Ish.

 

[Ishmael]

LMAO. I'm pissed I never got to join the axis of evil officially.

How was this thread an attack on you, ish?

The thread wasn't. That post was personal and it was between Perg and I.

You and kyle, and now jinxed, have interposed yourselves into the thread. Legally you would be called 'interlopers.' Ignorant interlopers at best.

You can tell the merit of a man by those that come to his defense when he's unwilling, or incapable, of coming to his own.

Ishmael

 

[Sean]

The thread wasn't. That post was personal and it was between Perg and I.

l

Which post?

 

[stickwork]

You can tell the merit of a man by those that come to his defense when he's unwilling, or incapable, of coming to his own.

Ishmael

True that.

Leave him alone you fucks.

If he's drunk, so be it.

I asked this Ishmael to fight me, and I'll fight any of you supposed men.

 

[KyleW]

You and kyle, and now jinxed, have interposed yourselves into the thread. Legally you would be called 'interlopers.' Ignorant interlopers at best.



Ishmael

We "interposed" ourselves into a public thread on a general board after you made a fool of yourself by posting your stupid paranoia bullshit. "Legally" we're going to continue to post on a public thread on a general board accessed by the public interwebz.

You said perg was trying to bait, long before he posted who his joking alts were. AND the alts were posted AFTER your stupid ass mentioned creating wishy-washy alts. That perg sure is a nasty one.

 

[KyleW]

True that.

Leave him alone you fucks.

If he's drunk, so be it.

I asked this Ishmael to fight me, and I'll fight any of you supposed men.

Shut the fuck up and get drunk and post your home address and phone number again like you did before.

 

[Sean]

Shut the fuck up and get drunk and post your home address and phone number again like you did before.

You're kidding?

 

[KyleW]

You're kidding?

Nope. It was pretty hilarious.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=575365

 

[TurdFergeson]

Anti-EVERYTHING gun!

This thing will stop a Black bear, a Russian T-72, or even an incoming mortar round!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wArPao03q68

 

[Sean]

Nope. It was pretty hilarious.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=575365

LMAO. Fucking shitty trolls we get these days.