Desert Eagle

Well, yeah. Seein' as how you aren't going to own up to the bullshit you started, I'll take the rap.

Anything else you'd like me to own up to?

Is there any thread, in the future, you'd like me to respond to with anything approaching seriousness?

Or do you intend to continue to play both ends against the middle?

Everytime you play the 'suck up' bull shit, I'm going to call your hand.

You're really going to have to make a decision Perg. Enough is enough.

Or start another wishy-washy alt.

Ishmael

What the fuck are you on about, Ish? I started this thread because someone mentioned Desert Eagle handguns in another thread, and I wondered if anyone had fired one or knew anything about them. I figured you and Heretic an probably several other people would have some knowledge of them. That's the whole agenda. My post about different calibers was exactly what it looked like, prima facie. Just a comment on the complexity and variety is all, and how, to someone without extensive knowledge of the history, it seems a little ridiculous.

Exactly what decision is it you would like me to make?

As far as alts, here are all of mine, which I have always owned up to:

Peripenguinator, created when the penguin-flooding prank was in vogue, and long retired. I tried to log into it the other day, and can't remember the password, or even what email address I used.

Bibbybobbyboo, a busybody parody, which I used for maybe three posts, if that.

Iperegrinator, which I created when Lit was all screwed up and people couldn't log in with their usual names. Used again recently when I had trouble with my account to post and PM Laurel and Manu to get them to fix this one.

Dolfsbuttock, created as a joke between me and dolf, and I PMed her to tell her it was me withing ten minutes of posting it. I also gave her the password, in case she wanted to use it. Just a laugh for the two of us, and never used since.

That's it. All created for a specific amusement and except for Iperg, never used again.

Answer two specific questions for me, if you can:

What "bullshit" did I start, and to whom do you think I'm sucking up with this thread?
 
What the fuck are you on about, Ish? I started this thread because someone mentioned Desert Eagle handguns in another thread, and I wondered if anyone had fired one or knew anything about them. I figured you and Heretic an probably several other people would have some knowledge of them. That's the whole agenda. My post about different calibers was exactly what it looked like, prima facie. Just a comment on the complexity and variety is all, and how, to someone without extensive knowledge of the history, it seems a little ridiculous.

Exactly what decision is it you would like me to make?

As far as alts, here are all of mine, which I have always owned up to:

Peripenguinator, created when the penguin-flooding prank was in vogue, and long retired. I tried to log into it the other day, and can't remember the password, or even what email address I used.

Bibbybobbyboo, a busybody parody, which I used for maybe three posts, if that.

Iperegrinator, which I created when Lit was all screwed up and people couldn't log in with their usual names. Used again recently when I had trouble with my account to post and PM Laurel and Manu to get them to fix this one.

Dolfsbuttock, created as a joke between me and dolf, and I PMed her to tell her it was me withing ten minutes of posting it. I also gave her the password, in case she wanted to use it. Just a laugh for the two of us, and never used since.

That's it. All created for a specific amusement and except for Iperg, never used again.

Answer two specific questions for me, if you can:

What "bullshit" did I start, and to whom do you think I'm sucking up with this thread?

Enough is enough.

I have no idea as to what you and dolf have created for your own amusment, nor do I care. Just another form of mental masturbation. It's like rememberances of Pompei long after the volcano erupted.

And why is this name from the past erupting from your lips Perg? Have you been recruited?

Tell me, tell us all, why in the world should these names and thoughts spring from your mind spontaneously?

Ishmael
 
Enough is enough.

I have no idea as to what you and dolf have created for your own amusment, nor do I care. Just another form of mental masturbation. It's like rememberances of Pompei long after the volcano erupted.

And why is this name from the past erupting from your lips Perg? Have you been recruited?

Tell me, tell us all, why in the world should these names and thoughts spring from your mind spontaneously?

Ishmael

What name are you talking about?
 
Why don't you guys just whip 'em out and measure them already?

Your "handguns" that is.
 
I'm sure his is bigger.


I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry. I can't engage in a discussion when you don't tell me what the subject is.

quote perg
Dolfsbuttock, created as a joke between me and dolf, and I PMed her to tell her it was me withing ten minutes of posting it. I also gave her the password, in case she wanted to use it. Just a laugh for the two of us, and never used since.

So tell me Perg, what in the fuck is her name coming up in this thread for? Mmmmmmmmm. You have a point? What is it?

Ishmael
 
quote perg

So tell me Perg, what in the fuck is her name coming up in this thread for? Mmmmmmmmm. You have a point? What is it?

Ishmael
You said to me, "Or start another wishy-washy alt." I listed the alts I've created, and one of them had to do with her. That's it, Ish. That's the whole story. Read the thread again.
 
You said to me, "Or start another wishy-washy alt." I listed the alts I've created, and one of them had to do with her. That's it, Ish. That's the whole story. Read the thread again.

Really? I just pulled that one out my ass? Fine. Parsing 'is' Perg?

It all has so much to do with firearms.(She's history Perg. Gone. A receptacle of my lust. Nothingf more.)

Ishmael
 
Really though, A USP .45 is just as good in my opinion.

That's all I shoot. 1911A1 and derivatives.

7 rd's, 5 sec.., 4" group, 10 yds Like a virgin, I'm a little tighter with timed fire or slow fire.

Ishmael
 
You said to me, "Or start another wishy-washy alt." I listed the alts I've created, and one of them had to do with her. That's it, Ish. That's the whole story. Read the thread again.

If the 'Foo' shits, wear it.

But that has nothing to do with dragging a non-participants name into the fray, does it?

Ishmael
 
LMAO. Although I have zero interest in the stated topic, this thread turned out to be highly entertaining. :D
 
LMAO. Although I have zero interest in the stated topic, this thread turned out to be highly entertaining. :D

No it hasn't. Not as far as you're concerned anyway. You're just acdting like a pontifical ass bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter. :)

Both of you seem to be having fun, neither of you know what in the fuck you're talking about.

Ishmael
 
No it hasn't. Not as far as you're concerned anyway. You're just acdting like a pontifical ass bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter. :)

Both of you seem to be having fun, neither of you know what in the fuck you're talking about.

Ishmael

Bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter? I thought I was just laughing at your paranoid idiocy. It's good to have you around to tell me what I'm thinking, Ishyboy, otherwise I'd never know.
 
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Bolstering the bullshit of the thread starter? I thought I was just laughing at your paranoid idiocy. It's good to have you around to tell me what I'm thinking, Ishyboy, otherwise I'd never know.

Better piece of alliteration than either of you have coughed up in years.

Are we having fun yet?

Ishmael
 
Better piece of alliteration than either of you have coughed up in years.

Are we having fun yet?

Ishmael

Of course I'm having fun, Ish. You looking like an utter tool always puts a smile on my fizzer.
 
Really? I just pulled that one out my ass? Fine. Parsing 'is' Perg?

It all has so much to do with firearms.(She's history Perg. Gone. A receptacle of my lust. Nothingf more.)

Ishmael

You're psychotic. Read through the thread sometime when you're sober and see if you can figure out why you're attacking me, because I have absolutely no idea.
 

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