Do you folks like coffee?

[Spawn_of_Cloudy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M4zYdav57SA

Lyrics:
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of Blackened Blood
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some -- NOW!
And scream for your cream

(guitar solo)

Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Coffee!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're a sick boy.....I loves ya.

 

[Jenny_Kawaii]

I have a Starbucks addiction...there I said it.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M4zYdav57SA

Lyrics:
Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of Blackened Blood
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some -- NOW!
And scream for your cream

(guitar solo)

Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Duncan! Hills! Coffee!

It knew from the title it was Dethklok

 

[Spawn_of_Cloudy]

This is mainly for people that haven't seen the show lol.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I haven't seen the show. I know them more from the metal channel on my satellite radio.

 

[xssve]

I'm drinking Hawaiian Hazelnut as I slowly learn to unplay the guitar.

 

[Spawn_of_Cloudy]

Lol throw in a guitar solo. Your guitar skills will come back.

 

[TxRad]

Don't mess with the coffee or Mama will be looking for you with a switch

 

[Spawn_of_Cloudy]

This is a song for coffee lovers duh >.>

 

[TxRad]

This is a song for coffee lovers duh >.>

Yah wouldn't kid me now would ya.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Every morning I make up 16 oz of latte, go outside and sit in the rocker on the front porch. There I start my day, turning the starter on my brain. rrr . . . rrr . . . er-rrr, er-rrr . . . As the caffeine trickles into my bloodstream it turns over faster. Rrrrr, rrr, rrrr, rrrr, ka-chunk, kachunk, VROOM. All twelve cylinders fire and I go inside for breakfast and continue the day's occupation.

Ah, coffee . . . elixar of thought!

 

[shereads]

Tobacco is a dirty weed,
I like it.
It satisfies no normal need,
I like it.

It makes you sick,
It makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean.
It is a dirty, dirty weed.
I like it.

~ Author unknown.

I don't smoke anymore, but that doesn't change the way I feel about this poem. I like it.




And yes, I'd love some coffee. I've been contemplating the widsom of owning a French press. Any thoughts?

 

[Belegon]

And yes, I'd love some coffee. I've been contemplating the wisdom of owning a French press. Any thoughts?

I've given some thought to that myself. I like coffee from a French press. There is something romantic about the process, too.

Think about it... she walks into the kitchen in one of your shirts (dress or flannel) and sits down gingerly at the table, a crooked smile on her face. You flip the omelet you started for her when you heard the shower turn off, pull a mug from the cabinet and turn to her and pour...

What's more romantic? French Press or Mr. Coffee?

 

[shereads]

You make a good case for the romance of the French press, Belegon. But you also sound suspiciously like a Morning Person, which means you're conscious when you make that first cup.

There's a lot to be said for being able to set up the coffee maker the night before, and have to do nothing more complicated than press "BREW" the next day, before the brain kicks in.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm a morning person and I still have to wait for the coffee before the brain kicks in.

 

[Belegon]

You make a good case for the romance of the French press, Belegon. But you also sound suspiciously like a Morning Person, which means you're conscious when you make that first cup.

I am directing this to the attention of one Ms. Imp, for use when she needs a good laugh.

No, I'm most definitely not a morning person... but I can be highly motivated to do things outside my normal routine if I believe they will be received in a proper fashion.

There's a lot to be said for being able to set up the coffee maker the night before, and have to do nothing more complicated than press "BREW" the next day, before the brain kicks in.

Only if I know the next morning is going to be extremely rushed. Although not a morning person, I am a coffee snob of sorts. I like to grind my beans fresh each morning.

 

[cloudy]

You make a good case for the romance of the French press, Belegon. But you also sound suspiciously like a Morning Person, which means you're conscious when you make that first cup.

There's a lot to be said for being able to set up the coffee maker the night before, and have to do nothing more complicated than press "BREW" the next day, before the brain kicks in.

Even better is the coffeemaker with a timer on it. All you have to do is set it for what time to start, and your coffee's ready when you roll out of bed.

Cloudy, who is so far from a "morning person" it's not even funny.

 

[Guest]

Even better is the coffeemaker with a timer on it. All you have to do is set it for what time to start, and your coffee's ready when you roll out of bed.

Cloudy, who is so far from a "morning person" it's not even funny.

*Raises hand*

Yeah. Alarm goes off, I stagger to the bathroom, by the time I stumble out of the shower the coffee is ready.

I don't care when the beans were ground. Just as long as it is ready in the morning, hot, dark and zinging with caffeine.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm with Bel, blended dark African roast, fresh ground inna Krupps espresso maker with frothed hot skim milk and a tsp of honey. I know, cranky, cranky, cranky. Tolja I was a morning person.

 

[Guest]

I'm with Bel, blended dark African roast, fresh ground inna Krupps espresso maker with frothed hot skim milk and a tsp of honey. I know, cranky, cranky, cranky. Tolja I was a morning person.

Ugh.

Then again, if someone would make it for me? I'd be peachy.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ugh.

Then again, if someone would make it for me? I'd be peachy.

I'd need a bigger machine, but it could be arranged . . .

 

[Guest]

I'd need a bigger machine, but it could be arranged . . .

 

[shereads]

Even better is the coffeemaker with a timer on it. All you have to do is set it for what time to start, and your coffee's ready when you roll out of bed.

Yes! Boo-yah! The smell of coffee brewing is the second-best incentive for waking up that's ever been invented.

Belegon, it's not that I don't prefer freshly ground beans, etc. It's just that, if I attempted to grind them first thing in the morning, I'd be a danger to myself and others. That's also what gives me pause when I consider getting the French press - or more complicated yet, one of those cool little Italian stovetop coffee-makers.

I try to imagine me, some boiling water, a glass carafe and a plunger, interacting in some fashion right after I crawl out of bed, and I can practically hear the ambulance sirens.

 

[impressive]

What's more romantic? French Press or Mr. Coffee?

You'd think he was Mr. Romance. If he's got it, he's been hiding it from me. But he talks a good game -- like a director outlining those oh-how-touching scenes in a film. There's a catch, though. It's not playing in any theater he's taken me to.

As for the French press: Bleh. 10W-30 with caffeine ... and often peppered with grounds. Far more romantic to me to have a freshly drip-brewed full, steaming pot of 100% Kona with warmed heavy cream ready when I open my eyes.

At Casa de Imp, however, I sincerely doubt that Mr. Belegon will ever open his eyes first.