My damn cat!

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She came over and meowed and looked all pathetic till I petted her. Then... she unveiled her evil plan and attacked my fingers with the kitty paw lock of death.

I did however counter with the unstoppable cheek rubbing so she just rolled over and enjoyed it. Then I noogied her on the belly in coldhearted revenge!!!!! :devil: :cool: :cattail:
 
Sounds like you got a happy moggie! You tried cat nip? good fun!:)
 
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My response to this entire thread thus far:

Awwwwwwwwwwww!!
 
Don't let this submissive, sweet pose fool you... She's a switch. Very into blood play.
 
I supposedly have a cat, but she's really my dads cat more than anything else. I can't decide whether she merely tolerates me or actually hates me. When I still lived at my dads house she peed on my bed on a pretty regular basis. Damn cat.


Of course that last photo might be part of why she hates me so much.
 
I think cats are just evil little critters overall and if they weren't so darn cute we wouldn't tolerate them at all.

seriously, if cats were incredibly ugly and tried to pull off this attitude they would be history.
 
I'll hold him down. . .you noogie him back!:devil:

Wait a minute, do noogies work on bald heads???:confused:

They actually work better on bald heads cause there's no hair to cushion the knuckles grinding into the skull. ~smirks~ At least my lil brothers always hated them more when they were nearly bald than when they had more hair.
 
They actually work better on bald heads cause there's no hair to cushion the knuckles grinding into the skull. ~smirks~ At least my lil brothers always hated them more when they were nearly bald than when they had more hair.

Sweet. Gracie offered to do it. . .you wanna help me hold him down?:D
 
Hehehehe...just say when!

Come hide in the corner and we'll jump him when he comes in, catch him off guard ya'know. Then we just have to hold him down till Gracie comes around. . .:eek:
 
Come hide in the corner and we'll jump him when he comes in, catch him off guard ya'know. Then we just have to hold him down till Gracie comes around. . .:eek:

Hmmmmmm...we could but if she didn't come soon that might give him too much time to plot an escape! Better if she's already there so we can run away before he thinks up his revenge!...unless of course waiting for his revenge is meant to be half the fun. :D
 
Hmmmmmm...we could but if she didn't come soon that might give him too much time to plot an escape! Better if she's already there so we can run away before he thinks up his revenge!...unless of course waiting for his revenge is meant to be half the fun. :D

I'll distract him with belly rubs while you girls make an escape. . .I'm all about sacrifice ya'know. :D
 
I have a cat...somewhere I have pictures of just how evil she is, but this one...dont be fooled by the innocent pose, about 5 seconds after taking the pic she decided to try to take out my leg!
 
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