Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

*grits teeth and ... breathes in; breathes out; breathes in; breathes out*

I'm giving this person the benefit of the doubt. I do hope they take my suggestions. *sighs* If not... :rolleyes:
 
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Write me you sexy lady...why not have a new sexy friend?



Eh... not even bothering to answer this one back via my email account. :rolleyes:
 
I guess I'm being nice tonight. :rolleyes:

But a word to the wise... um... or those that wish to sometimes be wise.

Just because you are "new" to Lit, it is never a good idea to PM someone and ask what they look like and what size their breasts are.

Besides, if you look at the AV I'm currently sportin', the breasts are there and they are a purty decent handful; is the size really important as far as virtual reality goes? And... that goes with what do I look like... There are photos of me here on Lit. If you work hard enough you can find them. Believe me though, they are FAR from impressive and nothing you'd be real thrilled with seeing. Well, there is that nipple picture. :rolleyes:


Anywho... don't use your newness as an excuse to be rude. Don't use the internet as your blanket for stupidity and don't IM me thinking Friendly in my name means I'm also so desperate to fuck someone that I'll shower you with gratitude for the attention you give me.
 
I guess I'm being nice tonight. :rolleyes:

But a word to the wise... um... or those that wish to sometimes be wise.

Just because you are "new" to Lit, it is never a good idea to PM someone and ask what they look like and what size their breasts are.

Besides, if you look at the AV I'm currently sportin', the breasts are there and they are a purty decent handful; is the size really important as far as virtual reality goes? And... that goes with what do I look like... There are photos of me here on Lit. If you work hard enough you can find them. Believe me though, they are FAR from impressive and nothing you'd be real thrilled with seeing. Well, there is that nipple picture. :rolleyes:


Anywho... don't use your newness as an excuse to be rude. Don't use the internet as your blanket for stupidity and don't IM me thinking Friendly in my name means I'm also so desperate to fuck someone that I'll shower you with gratitude for the attention you give me.

Okay....

Is there an upside?
 
I guess I'm being nice tonight. :rolleyes:

But a word to the wise... um... or those that wish to sometimes be wise.

Just because you are "new" to Lit, it is never a good idea to PM someone and ask what they look like and what size their breasts are.

Besides, if you look at the AV I'm currently sportin', the breasts are there and they are a purty decent handful; is the size really important as far as virtual reality goes? And... that goes with what do I look like... There are photos of me here on Lit. If you work hard enough you can find them. Believe me though, they are FAR from impressive and nothing you'd be real thrilled with seeing. Well, there is that nipple picture. :rolleyes:


Anywho... don't use your newness as an excuse to be rude. Don't use the internet as your blanket for stupidity and don't IM me thinking Friendly in my name means I'm also so desperate to fuck someone that I'll shower you with gratitude for the attention you give me.

you seem to get more "bad ones" than most..
 
I don't have any good lines, probably why I don't get PMs back.
 
I don't have any good lines, probably why I don't get PMs back.

The best line in my opinion isn't really a line at all. Just to be sincere and polite, if you're looking to honestly get to know a person that's the best way.

If a guy/girl is really only interested in a quick cyber fuck then I would say honest and open is the way to go, just those folks shouldn't be surprised when they get slammed down, ignored, or sent a link to this thread.
 
The best line in my opinion isn't really a line at all. Just to be sincere and polite, if you're looking to honestly get to know a person that's the best way.

If a guy/girl is really only interested in a quick cyber fuck then I would say honest and open is the way to go, just those folks shouldn't be surprised when they get slammed down, ignored, or sent a link to this thread.


I agree, but then again I have never had a PM open up for cyber sex! lol
 
Upside to ... randomly PMing strangers with questions about their looks and bra size? Perhaps if you pick the right female and she answers ya.

That's not what I meant. I apologize if I was unclear.

You offered some extensive advice. But solely as to what you do not like.

What do you like - aside from the absence of the things you mentioned - in a PM?
 
That's not what I meant. I apologize if I was unclear.

You offered some extensive advice. But solely as to what you do not like.

What do you like - aside from the absence of the things you mentioned - in a PM?

What do I like...

Believe it or not a simple... Hi, how are you?

That works wonders in opening a conversation. I like a person to tell me about their day, or to ask me about mine. Perhaps they have spent some time reading some of the threads I post on or I started and they know something about me already. Maybe they have read a story and that's always a good way to open a conversation.

I like to have a chat with someone about normal everyday stuff. I don't need an opening about how much they want to fuck me, nor do I need the Hi, how are you opening and have it followed three PMs later with how horny they are. :rolleyes:

I like decency and humor. Honesty and sincerity. I don't think that's too much to ask from a person. I'm into friendship a hell of a lot more than I am into cyber sex or phone sex.
 
What do I like...

Believe it or not a simple... Hi, how are you?

That works wonders in opening a conversation. I like a person to tell me about their day, or to ask me about mine. Perhaps they have spent some time reading some of the threads I post on or I started and they know something about me already. Maybe they have read a story and that's always a good way to open a conversation.

I like to have a chat with someone about normal everyday stuff. I don't need an opening about how much they want to fuck me, nor do I need the Hi, how are you opening and have it followed three PMs later with how horny they are. :rolleyes:

I like decency and humor. Honesty and sincerity. I don't think that's too much to ask from a person. I'm into friendship a hell of a lot more than I am into cyber sex or phone sex.

Thank you.

I see you essentially answered my question before my post was finished, but I appreciate your having expanded upon it nonetheless.

Perhaps I'm naive, but wouldn't the approaches you mention be intuitive?
 
Thank you.

I see you essentially answered my question before my post was finished, but I appreciate your having expanded upon it nonetheless.

Perhaps I'm naive, but wouldn't the approaches you mention be intuitive?

Hmmm... not sure how I could answer a post when the post wasn't finished. :confused:

But anywhooo, not everyone thinks the same way or this thread wouldn't have been started.
 
Hmmm... not sure how I could answer a post when the post wasn't finished. :confused:

But anywhooo, not everyone thinks the same way or this thread wouldn't have been started.

when you answered citra here, I think, is what he meant.

The best line in my opinion isn't really a line at all. Just to be sincere and polite, if you're looking to honestly get to know a person that's the best way.

If a guy/girl is really only interested in a quick cyber fuck then I would say honest and open is the way to go, just those folks shouldn't be surprised when they get slammed down, ignored, or sent a link to this thread.
 
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