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[KnightWing]

Good Morning all,,, Nice meeting you Henry,,, I vaguely remember you from previous places. Welcome.

Hey Ms. Carrie,,,, You want me to try my magic on the coffee pot... or should I wait and see if Ms. Boo will be around???!!!

Coffee is on, a fire in the fireplace and fresh Kryspy Kremes for Hump Day.

Like normal,,, yours is under the counter,,, made special. (you thought I'd forget)

 

[carrie-on]

Well...after 3 cans of Pledge and two bottles of Pine Sol, this place looks pretty good. The lemon and pine smell combined is a little overwhelming though. I couldn't use my magic to clean, Boo told me i wasn't allowed to without adult supervision,after the time I blew the windows out.
The magic Coffeepot has been cleaned and re-magicked though. Always full and always fresh!

 

[carrie-on]

Good Morning all,,, Nice meeting you Henry,,, I vaguely remember you from previous places. Welcome.

Hey Ms. Carrie,,,, You want me to try my magic on the coffee pot... or should I wait and see if Ms. Boo will be around???!!!

Coffee is on, a fire in the fireplace and fresh Kryspy Kremes for Hump Day.

Like normal,,, yours is under the counter,,, made special. (you thought I'd forget)

mmmmm special donuts! yummmmmm

 

[Ladybird]

To day I was wandering arround the net and I though thought about LIT, just popped in and wow..... Star is on line and Wing too , I wonder how many of the oldies are still arround. I think Bill is still in the cellar drinking my RUM and I hope others will drop in for a tipple Lady bug [ I mean bird ] is still breaking hearts in W A .
Gotta go will drop in again soon, love to all the fems and a five to the guys See Ya,

Hello friends, I'm just dropping in with the sad news that Aramera passed away last week. He had a particularly aggressive type of brain cancer.

Barman - a large rum please.

RIP Aramera, my friend

 

[Ladybird]

Ok everyone, tis time to send aramera off in style. In his memory I'm putting a bottle of rum on the bar - please help yourself and raise your glasses to the man.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/889/889.jpg

 

[OzSteamer]

Looks like I'll have to jump behind the bar...

...until someone else who knows what they are doing gets here!

Ok everyone, tis time to send aramera off in style. In his memory I'm putting a bottle of rum on the bar - please help yourself and raise your glasses to the man.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/889/889.jpg

LOL, well, I am a tea-totaller, but i can at least SERVE the drinks!

OK, Ladybird, I'll wash out these cups...erm, glasses, sorry, and here's a fresh one for yourself. I'll get that fire going, too.

and for Bandit:

 

[OzSteamer]

LORDY, this place hasn't been used since, well...last December!

I'd better do some tidying up. (gets busy with broom, finds various mothers in law trying to steal it)

hey does anyone know where the mops are? Since I'm wearing a wetsuit, I should do that, at least.

(Opens bar shades and lets some outside light stream in, finds light switch, turns on)

 

[OzSteamer]

Hangs some new pics up...

Hope the pics are OK:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/mtfuji.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/moonmtfuji5.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/moonmtfuji4.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/mtfuji27.jpg


HEY, look who walked in...MMM, nice wetsuit! I wonder what her name is?

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/helix_bar.jpg

 

[OzSteamer]

Well, pardon me,...

...But i am going to take some time out to chat up the wetsuited gal.

Have some more pics and g'night all! Gonna take my lady friend for a walk along a beach:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/endlessblue1920.jpg

And a flower for all of my lady friends:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/cobaltdaisy.jpg

And let's look at the Aurora:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/skysong2.jpg

Before i go:
My good cheer to your good self, Aramera.

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Ok everyone, tis time to send aramera off in style. In his memory I'm putting a bottle of rum on the bar - please help yourself and raise your glasses to the man.

http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/889/889.jpg

*pours a double* To a fine Man, you will be missed in the human form, but your spirit will ride wildly in the hearts of those who you blessed with your presence. You will be missed, and fondly remembered!

 

[Ladybird]

*raises her glass*

Cheers my friend, may the passage be smooth and the journey complete.

 

[larrican]

From a friend who didnt know your friend but to you

Hey LB

just cos i dont post that much doesnt mean I dont think of you and , I know if he was a friend of yours he would have been a nice person.

so from me thru you to your friend RIP good man.

 

[carrie-on]

Wow! Am I ever going to miss him flying around here on his broom with his sidekick, Bill! "taking a glass and toasting Aramara!" Huggs LB and thank You for letting us know this. GoS, good to see You and sorry it's on an occasion like this. HUGGGSS to you, too. OZzy! When are you going to give up n those wetsuited girls and come loves us, instead?

 

[OzSteamer]

BLUSH, now, Carrie On!

Wow! Am I ever going to miss him flying around here on his broom with his sidekick, Bill! "taking a glass and toasting Aramara!" Huggs LB and thank You for letting us know this. GoS, good to see You and sorry it's on an occasion like this. HUGGGSS to you, too. OZzy!

BLUSH, Now, Carrie, you KNOW how being hugged by a beautiful girl affects me, LOL!

When are you going to give up n those wetsuited girls and come loves us, instead?

Ahhh, well, I'll send you a PM about that. Hee hee, suffice to say i have...OTHER concerns.

 

[carrie-on]

BLUSH, Now, Carrie, you KNOW how being hugged by a beautiful girl affects me, LOL!



Ahhh, well, I'll send you a PM about that. Hee hee, suffice to say i have...OTHER concerns.

I wasn't sure how it would affect You considering I am not wearing a wetsuit!!

 

[OzSteamer]

I wasn't sure how it would affect You considering I am not wearing a wetsuit!!

Then we'll have to fit you out for one!

 

[OzSteamer]

HEY, i fergot! i cleaned out the cobwebs for you, Carrie, but you're better at the bar-keep thingy than I! I shall graciously hand over to your good self.

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Wow! Am I ever going to miss him flying around here on his broom with his sidekick, Bill! "taking a glass and toasting Aramara!" Huggs LB and thank You for letting us know this. GoS, good to see You and sorry it's on an occasion like this. HUGGGSS to you, too. OZzy! When are you going to give up n those wetsuited girls and come loves us, instead?

*hugs* All to often we let life get in the way of remembering our friends

*Toasting To Aramara* he sure did love his Rum

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

BLUSH, Now, Carrie, you KNOW how being hugged by a beautiful girl affects me, LOL!



Ahhh, well, I'll send you a PM about that. Hee hee, suffice to say i have...OTHER concerns.

LOL You have "OTHER" concerns? must be really big ones if a Wetsuit can't cure them!

 

[badboybrody]

Watch it Oz Goddess gets really weird when she gets drunk! Starts shooting bottle rockets out of the car and everything! LMAO

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Watch it Oz Goddess gets really weird when she gets drunk! Starts shooting bottle rockets out of the car and everything! LMAO

LMAO! now you KNOW that it wasn't me who did that, I can't be held responsible for the actions of others riding in the same Car! ....Besides you were driving!

 

[OzSteamer]

LOL You have "OTHER" concerns? must be really big ones if a Wetsuit can't cure them!

BLUSH, Now, Goddess!!! AND notice the commas, too, Goddess, hee hee.

Yep, *sigh* they are big concerns, I mean, they are such a big concern I'm concerned about how big the concern is! Now, concerning the concern, the concern is the concern is too concerned. But if the concern is concerned about the concern, then the whole consarned thing will become a concern!

Are you concerned yet?

 

[OzSteamer]

Watch it Oz Goddess gets really weird when she gets drunk! Starts shooting bottle rockets out of the car and everything! LMAO

BOTTLE rockets? Or is that Rottle Bockets? Or Rotten Torkets?

Hey, I have a good drinkin' song (sung to the tune of "We Three Kings")

"We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Driving, drinking,
Glasses clinking,
Who needs a lousy bar?"

Bandit, there's one of your sheep again!

(Chorus) Ohhh, oooooh...
Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can't recall
Swerving, speeding
Signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing
'Til we're cruising
Into a wrong way lane

Ohhh, oooh...
Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead"

 

[OzSteamer]

LMAO! now you KNOW that it wasn't me who did that, I can't be held responsible for the actions of others riding in the same Car! ....Besides you were driving!

What was bad boy Brodie driving? Sounds like he wuz on a Golfing Range!

Say, i have a joke about that:

A man ends up stranded on a desert island. One day, he sees a gorgeous young girl in a wetsuit scrambling up the beach.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/wetsuits/miyu002web.jpg

He approaches her and - after introducing himself - says "Y'know I haven't had a drink in 20 years!" She unzips one of her pockets, and produces a small bottle of booze, which the man gulps down, gratefully.

"Y'know I haven't had a cigarette in 20 years!" The girl grins knowlignly and unzips another pocket - and hands the man a perfectly dry pack of cigarettes, which he lights up gratefully.

"Would you like to play around?" the girl asks as she begins to unzip her wetsuit.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m23/Ubercynicmeister/wetsuits/miyu001web.jpg

"WHAT?" the man asks incredulously "Have you got a set of golf clubs in there, too?"

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

BLUSH, Now, Goddess!!! AND notice the commas, too, Goddess, hee hee.

Yep, *sigh* they are big concerns, I mean, they are such a big concern I'm concerned about how big the concern is! Now, concerning the concern, the concern is the concern is too concerned. But if the concern is concerned about the concern, then the whole consarned thing will become a concern!

Are you concerned yet?

LOL when my head stops spinning, I'm sure I will quite concerned! *giggles* I would give you some concern myself, but it sounds as if your concerns are already more of a concern then any concern has a right to be a concern!