Unlikely/impossible Places for Sex

[sophia jane]

So last night I was talking to the man I'm seeing (and no, I'm not going to share anything else about my night) and we were talking about impossible and/or unlikely places for sex. It was a funny conversation, and we both thought it'd be a funny thread (and god knows we need some humor around here).

So a few from last night:

skydiving
windsurfing
a unicycle
a pogo stick


Btw, I think anyone who can write about one of these would be fabulous.

 

[logophile]

So last night I was talking to the man I'm seeing (and no, I'm not going to share anything else about my night) and we were talking about impossible and/or unlikely places for sex. It was a funny conversation, and we both thought it'd be a funny thread (and god knows we need some humor around here).

So a few from last night:

skydiving
windsurfing
a unicycle
a pogo stick


Btw, I think anyone who can write about one of these would be fabulous.

Adding onto your list:

While getting dental work
On stilts
Standing up on a trampoline

 

[neonlyte]

On closed-circuit TV broadcast in about 20 different locations on a cross-channel ferry

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Urban Surfing sex (on top of a van while its moving)
PTA Meeting
My bedroom

 

[PublicAffection]

On a moving motorcycle

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Under bombardment

With a tornado approaching

In the wheelwell of a jet airliner

 

[oggbashan]

On horseback at a gallop
On a climbing rope hanging off a cliff
Under a waterfall

I don't recommend any of those - the sex was less satisfactory than in more mundane locations.

Og

 

[voluptuary_manque]

On horseback at a gallop
On a climbing rope hanging off a cliff
Under a waterfall

I don't recommend any of those - the sex was less satisfactory than in more mundane locations.

Og

Yeah, that waterfall crap is cold!!

 

[Darkniciad]

With a tornado approaching

Uhmm... going to have to call "nope" on at least impossible here

It didn't actually hit us, but it was approaching. We didn't know about it, naturally.

 

[theMaven]

while bungee jumping
in a gym locker
on a Gravitron at the fairgrounds

 

[kendo1]

On horseback at a gallop
On a climbing rope hanging off a cliff
Under a waterfall

I don't recommend any of those - the sex was less satisfactory than in more mundane locations.

Og

Hey, I remember a waterfall on Ben Hope, the most northerly Munro. It was a hot day. I kept my hat on.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Rollercoasted, while strapped in. (I said in, not on . . . )
Skateboard, on a steep hill.
Anywhere, while the Ellen show is on.
Anywhere near the queen.


I'm groping here - anything is possible if you're in the right frame of mind.

 

[Stella_Omega]

on a Gravitron at the fairgrounds

omigod.

 

[Guest]

After experiences the past two weeks?

NOT at the library.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

After experiences the past two weeks?

NOT at the library.

Damn, Sarah, there goes an entire subgenre of Lit stories.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/lol.gif

 

[Guest]

Damn, Sarah, there goes an entire subgenre of Lit stories.

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/lol.gif

How come you're cooking a chopped up woman in your AV?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How come you're cooking a chopped up woman in your AV?

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/lol.gif

Fem wanted to know what theme av to start to celebrate her 10,000th post and suggested Chicks in Bathtubs. I liked the idea and this milk bath was one of the first to pop up on my image search. I like it . . . but then I've been an ass man from the day I figured out that girls weren't just some odd other sort of boy.

 

[TE999]

Shopping mall food court.

Meeting his/her parents.

Business meeting.

Anywhere in a Disney theme park.

In the audience of a live TV broadcast.

An interview on CNN or Fox News.

 

[Guest]

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/lol.gif

Fem wanted to know what theme av to start to celebrate her 10,000th post and suggested Chicks in Bathtubs. I liked the idea and this milk bath was one of the first to pop up on my image search. I like it . . . but then I've been an ass man from the day I figured out that girls weren't just some odd other sort of boy.

At first glance, it really did look like parts of a woman in some sort of alfredo sauce.

With some sun dried tomatoes tossed on top.

 

[rgraham666]

At first glance, it really did look like parts of a woman in some sort of alfredo sauce.

With some sun dried tomatoes tossed on top.

Kinky.

 

[Guest]

Kinky.

Maybe I'm just hungry.

 

[SeaCat]

Will ya'll stop giving me ideas?

Cat

 

[TE999]

Maybe I'm just hungry.

Blonde's tend toward the tough and stringy side.

Now a well done brunette...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Maybe I'm just hungry.

And here we are on our way out to dinner . . . !

 

[rgraham666]

Blonde's tend toward the tough and stringy side.

Now a well done brunette...

Agreed. I'm recalling one particular brunette at this moment.