How To Kill A Date In Four Words...
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cyikac1986
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I have bad news
SweetWitch
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My answer in both cases: As long as it's not mine.
Somehow I suspected that... LOL
rgraham666
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That's really scary.
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I do liposuction, y'know.
rgraham666
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No jury in the world will convict.
JagFarlane
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Back in my drug lord days
WaltsFrozenHead
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My penis has asthma
Flem sex is hot
I fucked a dolphin
Threesome with Flipper…. Anyone?
Wear this “W” mask
I have both genitals
I wear used depends
Sssh I’m making poo!
I was never convicted!
That waitress (or waiter) is HOT!
Hi I’m Mike Tyson!
Can I kill you?
“Necrophilia” is so misunderstood
Julia Child porn NOW!
Flem sex is hot
I fucked a dolphin
Threesome with Flipper…. Anyone?
Wear this “W” mask
I have both genitals
I wear used depends
Sssh I’m making poo!
I was never convicted!
That waitress (or waiter) is HOT!
Hi I’m Mike Tyson!
Can I kill you?
“Necrophilia” is so misunderstood
Julia Child porn NOW!
SweetWitch
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But I'm only fifteen.
WaltsFrozenHead
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Welcome to Dateline sicko
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(Click)
(Ratchet)
BANG!
Thud...
(Ratchet)
BANG!
Thud...
voluptuary_manque
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SweetWitch
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Tastes like your dad's...
Zeb_Carter
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Damn...bitch, you're ugly!
maybenicegirl
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Hold on, Mom's calling!
logophile
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ZanyRaine
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Sorry to hear about your terrible night.
Date killer:
Don't ever leave me.
Thanks. My friend came to rescue me. I called her from the back door of the restaurant. I wonder if he's still waiting for me to get back from the restroom.
Date killer:
I have this boil...
logophile
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Thanks. My friend came to rescue me. I called her from the back door of the restaurant. I wonder if he's still waiting for me to get back from the restroom.
Date killer:
I have this boil...
I don't have a date killer this time.
But I'm hanging out in my Girls thread if you want to come chat with us!
