How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[oggbashan]

Join me in Jihad

Lend me your Burqa

Does my bomb show?

 

[cyikac1986]

antidepressants are so wonderful...


till they wear off

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Depends on the location. Said out loud in Starbucks might be embarrassing.

Og

I guess...if you weren't using your inside voice...

 

[SweetWitch]

Have you been saved?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hi, wanna just fuck?

 

[SweetWitch]

I am a celebate.

 

[NoJo]

I write computer programs

 

[shereads]

I write computer programs

I watch TV programs.

 

[NoJo]

Three words: "Nice pair of tits"

 

[SweetWitch]

Will you pop this?

 

[shereads]

"Have you found Jesus?"

 

[shereads]

Will you pop this?

I think we have a winner.

Variation:

"Does this look infected?"

 

[CharleyH]

Three words: "Nice pair of tits"

That was 4 words. Kill a date with: Suck'mm hooters. Play a date with "Can I?"

 

[NoJo]

I think we have a winner.

Variation:

"Does this look infected?"

Actually, I was thinking "roofies", but that's me all over

That was 4 words.

Ok, too subtle

 

[NoJo]

"Have you found Jesus?"

Ever sucked Jew cock?

 

[SweetWitch]

Wanna join a cult?

 

[tickledkitty]

When we get married...

 

[drksideofthemoon]

That was your sister?

 

[tickledkitty]

Daddy popped my cherry.




I'm sorry. Not sure what got into me.

 

[SweetWitch]

Sucks to be you.

 

[DesertPirate]

Sucks to be you.

Wife's a bad shot!

 

[rgraham666]

I'm no longer infectious.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'm no longer infectious.

The cure is simple.

 

[jomar]

You clean down there?

 

[SweetWitch]

You clean down there?

Do you like pain?