Biker Names

[CrimsonMaiden]

Okay, so I need some help here. I'm doing a story for Selena's Modern Day Fairy Tale chain, and I need seven biker names. I'm coming up short. Only ones I can think of are too brutal sounding. I need some that are characteristic of the guy but not overly aggressive. I'm not planning on writing a BDSM story, lol.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Spike.

That would be my biker name.

 

[jomar]

Well, I used Stinky Pete and P-Tat in my White Trash Chapter 4 story.

But here are a couple of sites:

What's your Outlaw Biker name?

http://freeriderspress.us/bikernames.html

My biker outlaw name is Ol' Tankslapper and I ride with Sons of Santa MC.

 

[impressive]

Well, the biker couple in my life are named Doug & Jane.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Bikers I have known;

Bear, Wolf, Injun, Red, Spike (that's Abstruse's character) Angel or Angelo, Professor, Hog, Shine, Big John, Tigger, Rocky, and Bullwinkle

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, I used Stinky Pete and P-Tat in my White Trash Chapter 4 story.

But here are a couple of sites:

What's your Outlaw Biker name?

http://freeriderspress.us/bikernames.html

My biker outlaw name is Ol' Tankslapper and I ride with Sons of Santa MC.

that story was great!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Well, the biker couple in my life are named Doug & Jane.

LOL!

Well, in this case, I'm looking for replacements for Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, etc.

 

[jomar]

that story was great!

You read White Trash?

 

[cloudy]

Injun:

...and there's my character.

eta:

I've known ten thousand bikers - No two I'd say the same
And I always wondered one thing - how in the hell he got his name!

I've known a dozen Spiders and Wild Bills a dozen more!
Crazy this and Crazy that and bigs and littles by the score!
I knew a Rocker and Burrito, a Weasel and a Frog,
A Goat, a Bear, an Animal, a Tiger and a Hawg.

Monster, Buzzard, Turkey,- a Hawk, Duck and Goose.
A Polack, Dago, Wop, a `Rat, Pig and Moose.
There's a Yankee, Rebel, Comrade, Flapper and a Tank,
Boonie, Junkyard, Rabbi - Dirty Doyle and Crank.

There's Two Dog Joe and Freebird- a Butcher and a Flash,
Stoneface, Bandit and Itchy, Pinch and Top and Splash,
Pirate John and Cowboy,- Hundred Proof and Dirty Dan
Stairway Harry, Jingles, Hitler, Skull and Pan

Preacher, Keg, Claim Jumper, Meek and SunnyDay -
Taco, Maggot, Maverick, a Renegade and Clay.
There's Joe the Jag and Kingfish, a One Eye and a Brew,
A Wizard, Suicide and Killer -a Tiny and a Heavy too.

I've known a couple they call Dynomite and Gypsy? at least a score!
And Stitch and Tramp and Country would make a dozen more!

But there are some that really blow my mind! That really puzzle me
Douche Bag, Bug, Nasty - Bum, Gangrene and one V.D!
Barf, Skidrow, Pervert, Dickless, Weird and Crud,
Vulture, Repo, Dog Breath, a Dirt, a Slime, a Mud!

I know a Rotten and a Scumbag, Gargoyle and a Worm -
A Dickhead, Z.Z., Lousy, a Filth and a Germ.
Greased Lightning, Shock,- a Mad, a Freak, a Turd -
and for everyone that I forgot - there's two I haven't heard!

I could go on for hours - but I'll bet you know a few--
I know how I got my name -- now stop and think--DO YOU?

(no, not my creativity at work)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You read White Trash?

Yes I did.

 

[Stella_Omega]

...and there's my character.

I'll be Shine-- or Professor?

Plot bunnies!

 

[jomar]

Yes I did.

Well thank you! I'm glad you liked it and your compliment has very much made my day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well thank you! I'm glad you liked it and your compliment has very much made my day.

You're very welcome. I'm sorry I didn't comment, I'm lazy.

 

[jomar]

You're very welcome. I'm sorry I didn't comment, I'm lazy.

Would have been fun to see your comment. I hope you voted.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Bear, Wolf, Injun, Red, Spike (that's Abstruse's character) Angel or Angelo, Professor, Hog, Shine, Big John, Tigger, Rocky, and Bullwinkle

Ooo, some of these are good ones... thanks!

Thanks for the links, Jomar. I'll check that out.

LOL Cloudy, that's chock full of names.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I want to watch Mask again now.

 

[CharleyH]

Okay, so I need some help here. I'm doing a story for Selena's Modern Day Fairy Tale chain, and I need seven biker names. I'm coming up short. Only ones I can think of are too brutal sounding. I need some that are characteristic of the guy but not overly aggressive. I'm not planning on writing a BDSM story, lol.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

I've met biker dudes. They have normal names. However, nicknames in a fantasy context could be Bald Eagle, Black ball, blue beer, micro, space, blanks, hits, misses, Jack D, Jagger, Slag, Smut, HO-ratio, So-row, dance-her ... well I tried.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I would just go by the same nickname I have always gone by. "Goat Pig"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Thanks for the help, y'all. I think I've got my seven.

 

[SlickTony]

I would just go by the same nickname I have always gone by. "Goat Pig"

How'd you come by that handle, anyway?

 

[DeeZire]

Thanks for the help, y'all. I think I've got my seven.

Now you have 14

Junkman
Rhino
Marlboro
Road Kill
Delgado
Leatherface
Bacon

 

[TheeGoatPig]

How'd you come by that handle, anyway?

I need to copy this into a file on my hard drive, or keep it bookmarked or something

I was fliiping through channels on TV one day when I came across a commercial with a hot woman in it. My brother was walking through the room at just that moment when I made a rude comment about how attractive she was. My brother called me a pig. I agreed, and tried to mimic a squealing Pig, but ended up sounding more like a Goat. he then asked me, "what are you, a goat or a pig?" to which I replied, "Both!"

Then, when I went to sign up for the screen name, Goat Pig was already taken. so I added the "Thee" to be a bit old english about it, and also because (as it says in my sig), "I am not just a goat pig, or the goat pig, I am Thee Goat Pig!"

 

[Weird Harold]

Grumpy, Doc, and Dopey probably don't need to be changed -- well maybe Dopey

I"d borrow names from the Muppets, just to see how many people made the connection -- Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rizzo. Sweet'ums, Trog, Hairy (monster) and the like would suit a bunch of bikers quite well.

 

[ChopperDawg]

A few of my Bros:

Buzzard, Doc, Snake, Spider, Pitbull, Sundance, Rhino.

These are folks I ride with - the real thing.

I'm not an author here so if I'm not supposed to post on this forum, kindly excuse.

CD

 

[cloudy]

A few of my Bros:

Buzzard, Doc, Snake, Spider, Pitbull, Sundance, Rhino.

These are folks I ride with - the real thing.

I'm not an author here so if I'm not supposed to post on this forum, kindly excuse.

CD

Welcome to the AH.

(there's a few of us here that ride, as well, so it's quite possible to be both )