The CD Sex Challenge

Hehehe. I didn't even know that song. But now we have a theme song for our challenge! :D
How could you not know that song? :eek:

It was number 16 on Billboard MAgazine's Pop music chart in Sep 1970 and was mainstay of every Sesame Street Episode for the first decade or so.

I don't recall exactly when it disappeared from Sesame Street (I quit watching sesame street when my kids outgrew it around 1985 or so but it was still relatively frequent then.)
 
How could you not know that song? :eek:

It was number 16 on Billboard MAgazine's Pop music chart in Sep 1970 and was mainstay of every Sesame Street Episode for the first decade or so.

I don't recall exactly when it disappeared from Sesame Street (I quit watching sesame street when my kids outgrew it around 1985 or so but it was still relatively frequent then.)
Um... perhaps I didn't know it because I was ten years from being born in 1970 and I haven't grown up in the States so I haven't watched any Sesame Street episode, ever? :D
 
Um... perhaps I didn't know it because I was ten years from being born in 1970 and I haven't grown up in the States so I haven't watched any Sesame Street episode, ever? :D
Not even a native language version? Sesame Street is one of the most widely produced franchises in history with something like 135 different version in different languages tailored to something like 200+ cultural identities. It's hard to imagine anyone your age or younger who hasn't seen some version of Sesame Street if they had any access to television at all.

Not that a native language version of Sesame Street would necessarily introduce you to Bert and Ernie and Ernie's fixation on his Rubber Ducky. I think Big Bird is the only character in almost every version, although he isn't bright yellow in all of them.

It's sometimes hard to relize that iconic images aren't necessarily universal. It's difficult for almost any american to see:

http://lacuny.cuny.edu/committees/eis/fall2002/duckyshotorig.jpg

and not think of:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Bert_and_Ernie.JPG

As an aside, I found two intersting items while searchingout those images:

1: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1858070/posts
...THE JOURNEY SO FAR:

10 JANUARY 1992: Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean nearly 29,000 First Years bath toys, including bright yellow rubber ducks, are spilled from a cargo ship in the Pacific Ocean.

In 2007 they started washing up on Atlantic beaches in England -- there's a £50 bounty if you find one.

2: (and more releevant to this thread)
from http://www.crazyaboutgadgets.com/detail.asp?ID=392
http://www.crazyaboutgadgets.com/uploads/rubber-duck.gif
What will they think of next? We’ve had the Designer Duck, the Glow Duck and the colour Changing Duck, now someone has thought of the Vibrating Rubber Duck. With the trend of decorating bathrooms using brightly coloured ducks, this hand held massager will blend in perfectly with your bathroom décor.

The perfect gift for the someone with a sense of adventure and a sense of humour, this Vibrating Duck looks like any other, its Yellow, floats and easily passes as a standard bathroom duck, but besides floating around and looking innocent it can be used as a hand held massager thanks to its built in motor. Yes, fitted inside it’s belly is a small motor which gently vibrates when you press it’s back.

For such a small duck, this little cutey packs quite a punch. Whether you're using it to massage muscle ache or having fun in the bath, this ducky does a great job. Keep it on a shelf, in a soap dish or at the side of the bathtub, the Vibrating Duck will be handy when you need it, and nobody needs to know it’s naughty tricks except you!

Just fill the tub, grab your Duck, squeeze his back, and we’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
 
Not even a native language version? Sesame Street is one of the most widely produced franchises in history with something like 135 different version in different languages tailored to something like 200+ cultural identities. It's hard to imagine anyone your age or younger who hasn't seen some version of Sesame Street if they had any access to television at all.

Not that a native language version of Sesame Street would necessarily introduce you to Bert and Ernie and Ernie's fixation on his Rubber Ducky. I think Big Bird is the only character in almost every version, although he isn't bright yellow in all of them.
When I was a child, we had only one national channel, and no, they didn't show a version of sesame street. I think they do now on one of the exclusive kiddie channels (I think I saw my cousin watching something like it and thought he'd grow up brain-dead). Anyway, the only kid's program I remember from my childhood is He-man, and then later, Disney cartoons.

As an aside, I found two intersting items while searchingout those images:
The spill is interesting (50 pounds!) but I really like the next one. ;)

2: (and more releevant to this thread)
from http://www.crazyaboutgadgets.com/detail.asp?ID=392
http://www.crazyaboutgadgets.com/uploads/rubber-duck.gif

What will they think of next? We’ve had the Designer Duck, the Glow Duck and the colour Changing Duck, now someone has thought of the Vibrating Rubber Duck. With the trend of decorating bathrooms using brightly coloured ducks, this hand held massager will blend in perfectly with your bathroom décor.

The perfect gift for the someone with a sense of adventure and a sense of humour, this Vibrating Duck looks like any other, its Yellow, floats and easily passes as a standard bathroom duck, but besides floating around and looking innocent it can be used as a hand held massager thanks to its built in motor. Yes, fitted inside it’s belly is a small motor which gently vibrates when you press it’s back.

For such a small duck, this little cutey packs quite a punch. Whether you're using it to massage muscle ache or having fun in the bath, this ducky does a great job. Keep it on a shelf, in a soap dish or at the side of the bathtub, the Vibrating Duck will be handy when you need it, and nobody needs to know it’s naughty tricks except you!

Just fill the tub, grab your Duck, squeeze his back, and we’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
That's just so perfect!! :D

So does this inspire you to write a story for the challenge? :cathappy:
 
That's just so perfect!! :D

So does this inspire you to write a story for the challenge? :cathappy:

Not yet.

I only write when "Dirty Old MAn" stands on my shulder and kicks me behind the ear until I write something and he hasn't gotten that enthusiastic about any story idea in years. :(
 
I'm beginning to wonder if Plastic/Rubber Ducky Sex constitues Bestality(?) Is their such a thing as Plastic Bestiality? :eek:
 
Not yet.

I only write when "Dirty Old MAn" stands on my shulder and kicks me behind the ear until I write something and he hasn't gotten that enthusiastic about any story idea in years. :(

Me, neither. This just isn't up my alley, at all.
*sigh* :(

I'm beginning to wonder if Plastic/Rubber Ducky Sex constitues Bestality(?) Is their such a thing as Plastic Bestiality? :eek:
Of course not! Toys and Masturbation, or Fetish. You pick. :) (Or anything actually, e.g., people from two different races with rubber duckie - interracial, etc.)
 
I love it! When does the contest end? I still have to supervise the "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape" quarterly writing contest, which ends on April 1. After that, I'm yours.

What's so hard about writing about a rubber dicky, anyway? I use mine all the time...
 
I love it! When does the contest end? I still have to supervise the "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape" quarterly writing contest, which ends on April 1. After that, I'm yours.

What's so hard about writing about a rubber dicky, anyway? I use mine all the time...
Yay! We have another writer! :D
The story needs to be submitted on April 10th. Happy writing! :rose:
 
will try. thinking about a 'how to' or letter version.


but then again, i have no idea.

i thinkj i need inspiration!
 
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