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ABSTRUSE

ABSTRUSE

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You're old, not as old as me...but you've wrinkled much better.:heart:

Happy Birthday my dear sweet friend.:kiss:
 
Happy Birthday! I shall bake snickerdoodles in your honour!

:kiss:

Ms. Angel Fish wishes you a happy Birthday, too! :kiss:
 
RECI!!!!!! *pounces you*

Happy birthday blessings, sweetness. Hope you get everything you want and nothing that will bite you!!!
 
DIIIIIVAAAAAAA!!!!!

In honor of your birthday, I have composed a poem:

*clears throat*

Violets are stinky
Roses are thorny
A woman like you
Can make a man forget his rhyme scheme
And then go into this surrealism dada-esque kind of interpretive dance thing, with plastic rabbits and 34 gallons of jello and a slide projector showing images of sunflowers mixed with road kill. And then I remember this is supposed to be a poem and I get all embarrassed so I just leave the stage.

:kiss:

Happy Birthday
 
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Oh My!

How sweet, thank you all!

I'm still giggling from Salvor's poem.

Yes. Still giggling. even now.

And now.
 
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