Smart-alec Answers

[FungiUg]

a pain in the ass

Dude, I think you're getting a bit anal about this love thing.

 

[midwestyankee]

What spice are you??? OMG! LMAO!!

Why, I'm Sporty, of course.

 

[Shankara20]

How does one dump a submissive ?



no - on second thought I won't post it - no time to handle the onslaught that would follow

move along now
there is nothing to see here....

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

How does one dump a submissive ?



no - on second thought I won't post it - no time to handle the onslaught that would follow

move along now
there is nothing to see here....

Chicken bok bok bok .........

bok = chicken noise

Edit to add for my Fu.

 

[Shankara20]

Chicken bok bok bok .........

bok = chicken noise

Edit to add for my Fu.

was going to post

*flush*



but just could not do it,

how is it you say, bok bok bok,
yes this is it
bok bok bok



you as well my dear

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

was going to post

*flush*



but just could not do it,

how is it you say, bok bok bok,
yes this is it
bok bok bok



you as well my dear

Nothing makes me genuinely sigh as much as logging into Lit.

Thank you for the kisses just the same

 

[HottieMama]

How does one dump a submissive ?

The Hudson River works well.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The Hudson River works well.

<<< Haven't used this emote in like 4 ever .

Does the smart ass answers thread take reservations I wonder, suspect we will need to book a full scrolling page for parody of the thread in question.

 

[Shankara20]

Nothing makes me genuinely sigh as much as logging into Lit.

Thank you for the kisses just the same

I do feel very bad about the fact I even had that thought

I was in a bad mood in that moment, but I better now - thanks for your concern

 

[RJMasters]

How does one dump a submissive?

Drive to remote part of a deserted country road.

Open trunk

Hoist blindfolded and bound submissive out of trunk.

Ensure blindfold and bindings are secure.

Look around to make sure no one else is around or has seen you.

Get in car and drive away.

 

[RJMasters]

The Whiny Masochists' Support Group

Otherwise known as the...

You put your chocolate in my peanutbutter, no you put your peanutbutter on my chocolate group.

 

[BiBunny]

The Whiny Masochists' Support Group

Otherwise known as the...

You put your chocolate in my peanutbutter, no you put your peanutbutter on my chocolate group.

Oh, shut up.

I was just waiting for that one to get smart-alecked.

 

[RJMasters]

Oh, shut up.

I was just waiting for that one to get smart-alecked.

lol

 

[snowy ciara]

Fashion Faux Pas That Should Be Illegal

Joan and Melissa Rivers impressions.

 

[FungiUg]

How does one dump a submissive?

Drive to remote part of a deserted country road.

Open trunk

Hoist blindfolded and bound submissive out of trunk.

Ensure blindfold and bindings are secure.

Look around to make sure no one else is around or has seen you.

Get in car and drive away.

Did you remember to make sure you cleaned off any fingerprints and didn't leave any hairs? Oh, and no tyre treads either.

 

[Essene]

Did you remember to make sure you cleaned off any fingerprints and didn't leave any hairs? Oh, and no tyre treads either.

Oh and make certain there aren't any fibers either in your car or on the tires - evidence that she had been in your car.

 

[FungiUg]

Oh and make certain there aren't any fibers either in your car or on the tires - evidence that she had been in your car.

True! In fact, before you dump her, get her to completely sanitise the car for you, and then herself. May as well make use of her first.

 

[snowy ciara]

Did you remember to make sure you cleaned off any fingerprints and didn't leave any hairs? Oh, and no tyre treads either.

You're so sexy when you get all Law & Order.

 

[FungiUg]

You're so sexy when you get all Law & Order.

Damn, and I was thinking CSI. I'm after Mistress Heather... I'll make a subbie of her yet!

 

[snowy ciara]

Damn, and I was thinking CSI. I'm after Mistress Heather... I'll make a subbie of her yet!

Go for NCIS, but only if you'll let me borrow Abs for a bit.

 

[FungiUg]

Go for NCIS, but only if you'll let me borrow Abs for a bit.

Um... um... nooo... I might share, but not gonna let you borrow.

 

[snowy ciara]

Um... um... nooo... I might share, but not gonna let you borrow.

I'm surprisingly okay with that. Or something.

 

[FungiUg]

I'm surprisingly okay with that. Or something.

Tag team? Yum! She won't know what (or who) hit her!

 

[midwestyankee]

Damn, and I was thinking CSI. I'm after Mistress Heather... I'll make a subbie of her yet!

Good luck with that - but obviously good taste nonetheless!

 

[snowy ciara]

Tag team? Yum! She won't know what (or who) hit her!

I think she's more into being the hitter, rather than the hittee!