Smart-alec Answers

[midwestyankee]

Sorry, gotta get your own, it grows wild. And you must pick it by a full moon, with a ball gag in your mouth, and on your knees.

Hmmm....who might I hire for this duty?

 

[FungiUg]

I'll buy a bale. What's your price?

Don't do it! Didn't you read the find print? Those instant subs are all poofs!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Don't do it! Didn't you read the find print? Those instant subs are all poofs!

LMAO! Excellent, Fungi!

 

[h_i_s]

.....

 

[midwestyankee]

Guy's in ties

I understand now. It's a bit of spam advertising Puppetry of the Penis.

 

[Qpet05]

I understand now. It's a bit of spam advertising Puppetry of the Penis.

ooo, oooo when are they coming back to the US?!?? Specifically the st louis area?!?!

 

[Essene]

I want to try anal, butt...

Immature I know, but I simply could not help myself.

 

[FungiUg]

I want to try anal, butt...

For some reason, anal is always on the ass-end of people's list of things to try.

 

[Essene]

For some reason, anal is always on the ass-end of people's list of things to try.

Really? It never occured to me that some folks might have issue with it. My approach to anal has always been a "bottoms up" one really - all or nothing. - Go forth with gusto. You know?

 

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[snowy ciara]

Why aren't people answering?

Because we're waiting for the real trolls. Back to school with you, little guy.

http://www.centex.net/~elliott/1959/troll_doll_1959_pants.gif

 

[DVS]

Really? It never occured to me that some folks might have issue with it. My approach to anal has always been a "bottoms up" one really - all or nothing. - Go forth with gusto. You know?

Oh, BABY! Now that is sexy!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

How do you identify yourself?

If it's one of those mornings, I just dig out my wallet and carefully read the driver's license within... and pray that it is my wallet and not someone else's.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

If it's one of those mornings, I just dig out my wallet and carefully read the driver's license within... and pray that it is my wallet and not someone else's.

~smiles~

I would recognize my wallet by checking whats inside. If its kinda empty then its mine. *LOL*

 

[midwestyankee]

Tell me about Catholicism

Have you ever heard of the Protestant work ethic and the guilt that Protestants feel when they don't live up to their ethic? The Catholics invented guilt. the Protestants just borrowed the idea and watered it down for human consumption.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Have you ever heard of the Protestant work ethic and the guilt that Protestants feel when they don't live up to their ethic? The Catholics invented guilt. the Protestants just borrowed the idea and watered it down for human consumption.

All my New York friends say Jewish mothers invented guilt. Then the Catholics borrowed the idea as a personal issue, then the Protestants made it almost bearable.

 

[intothewoods]

All my New York friends say Jewish mothers invented guilt. Then the Catholics borrowed the idea as a personal issue, then the Protestants made it almost bearable.

So they say...

If it's one of those mornings, I just dig out my wallet and carefully read the driver's license within... and pray that it is my wallet and not someone else's.

Go ahead, make fun of my thread. I'll be okay. Don't worry about me. Yep. It's fine. You don't write. You don't call. You just make fun of my thread. <sighhhhh>

 

[graceanne]

If it's one of those mornings, I just dig out my wallet and carefully read the driver's license within... and pray that it is my wallet and not someone else's.

LOL..

 

[FungiUg]

How to deal...

It's okay, they have machines for that now.

 

[graceanne]

musings of a lost boy

which one are you?

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0316396/PP_5576D09100071_rgb.jpg

 

[Shankara20]

Love Is.....

a pain in the ass

 

[BiBunny]

a pain in the ass

Great minds....Clicky.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Great minds....Clicky.

I wouldn't mind being the one that give your ass some pain ...

 

[BiBunny]

I wouldn't mind being the one that give your ass some pain ...

*Giggle* Me neither.

 

[intothewoods]

a pain in the ass

heh heh heh, but you like it like that!