Lurkers Registration Thread

catalina_francisco

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Between just reading about how many people on Flickr have been interrogated by US Police in various cities because they were walking around photographing buildings etc., and some US cities which are now banning such activities...and rebecca's watch on the lurkers on the forum, I thought we needed to conform to popular culture and start our own lurkers interrogation thread.

Of course we will disguise it as a registration thread, but we all know how many sadists are here and would like the chance to brush up on their skills on some unsuspecting lurkers who come to do the right thing and register so we know they are here, who they are, what their interest is in lurking, why they think they have this lurking fetish, when they intend to leave, will they come back and if so will they be bringing more lurkers....you get the picture. So here goes, who wants to be the first to register, and who has some ideas on suitable registration pack gifts?:D

Catalina:devil:
 
Hi my name is Rebecca and I am very shy, though not as shy as say Shy Slave is shy. Ohh and my astrological sign is Cancer.

Ignore my post count please it's a typo :)
 
And just what brings you here rebecca? Do you think it was something which happened in your childhood or did you just take a wrong turn after the bridge to nowhere? Don't try and lie to us as we know everything and have no mercy on those who seek to trick us!!:mad:

Catalina:catroar:
 
And just what brings you here rebecca? Do you think it was something which happened in your childhood or did you just take a wrong turn after the bridge to nowhere? Don't try and lie to us as we know everything and have no mercy on those who seek to trick us!!:mad:

Catalina:catroar:

There was this time in Fiji, I was 7 and we were on holidays. It was about 10am and my parents forbid me to have a third ice cream . There is no coming back from a trauma like that.

The 'S' in BDSM for me will always be for sundae :cool:
 
It appears I have lurked into this thread...

Im not going anywhere... im just hanging around, just peering in every now and then so dont take my seat!
 
There was this time in Fiji, I was 7 and we were on holidays. It was about 10am and my parents forbid me to have a third ice cream . There is no coming back from a trauma like that.

The 'S' in BDSM for me will always be for sundae :cool:

I see, then you have a genuine need to be here amongst the rest of us lost souls...do you come here seeking a cure though? If so we will need to have some serious discussion about the appropriateness of your continued lurking. It might be you need to post voraciously, bare your soul and other things to us so we can make a more definate assessment of your ability to fit in and be one of the crowd. Please bend over....we like to check you are hiding no surprises.:devil:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/379869681_ec002c3bb5_t.jpg Catalina
 
It appears I have lurked into this thread...

Im not going anywhere... im just hanging around, just peering in every now and then so dont take my seat!

Welcome Lurker person :heart:

We''ll keep your seat, I am mentally engraving your name on it as I post this :cool:

You're a good sport WakoJako :rose:

Now I have to leave the happy & procrastinating club for while taaa taaa .
 
I see, then you have a genuine need to be here amongst the rest of us lost souls...do you come here seeking a cure though? If so we will need to have some serious discussion about the appropriateness of your continued lurking. It might be you need to post voraciously, bare your soul and other things to us so we can make a more definate assessment of your ability to fit in and be one of the crowd. Please bend over....we like to check you are hiding no surprises.:devil:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/379869681_ec002c3bb5_t.jpg Catalina

Oh yes I need to be here, I figured I could get some topping on my sundae.

May have to be a pass on the baring of souls and other things more salacious for now ?

: kneels quietly waits :
 
It appears I have lurked into this thread...

Im not going anywhere... im just hanging around, just peering in every now and then so dont take my seat!

We won't take your seat, but we like to closely inspect what is going to be sitting in it....purely for identification purposes of course.:D

Catalina:catroar:
 
Oh yes I need to be here, I figured I could get some topping on my sundae.

May have to be a pass on the baring of souls and other things more salacious for now ?

: kneels quietly waits :

Topping, topping? You think we just top anyone who wanders in here off the street?!! Sheesh, some people just think it is all about them and their needs. I can see we will need to work closely with you to correct your misconceptions before they totally corrupt you or anyone you might come in contact with. As to the pass...you think you are special? Everyone must submit to the bend over send over.:(

Catalina:catroar:
 
Topping, topping? You think we just top anyone who wanders in here off the street?!! Sheesh, some people just think it is all about them and their needs. I can see we will need to work closely with you to correct your misconceptions before they totally corrupt you or anyone you might come in contact with. As to the pass...you think you are special? Everyone must submit to the bend over send over.:(

Catalina:catroar:

: squirms and runs :

I am sooooo out of here, omg Cat I'm so not worthy :laughs:












Not special btw : coughsprecious : :rose:
 
Hi, my name is smidgeon and I'm a lurker. However, I do so under strict guidelines. I can't provide further details at this point as they would be considered seditious to the activities and general morale of the Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program.

The Bottomless Demise of Subversive Morality program, or BDSM, was created with the notion of forced conformity to purely conventional and virtuous sexual practices (only when necessary, of course - otherwise, strict chastity is expected) for all concerned. Until recently, BDSM operatives were not aware that mainstream folks were knowledgeable of our program. However, now that we have been made aware of such persons through the continual use of our BDSM acronym, we've done research and become fascinated to discover more impressive and salacious activities than originally anticipated. Furthermore, the participants appear incredibly creative, intelligent and highly respectful of others. These kinds of sexual anomalies cannot be tolerated and we feel it is entirely within our realm to master these aberrant persons, thereby sublimating them to a more acceptable position.

Any questions or clarifications can be addressed to the master and originator of the program, Dominick Kneel, or Master Dom as he prefers to be addressed. Please seek permission through the appropriate channels prior to further inquiry. And thank you for your interest.
 
Been here for a year and a half and have an average of half a post a day. Think I qualify?:rolleyes:
 
i would guess that i'm a "bonefide" lurker... read alot, laugh some.. think alot .. but DONT post alot!!

BUT i do enjoy my time here!
 
i would guess that i'm a "bonefide" lurker... read alot, laugh some.. think alot .. but DONT post alot!!

BUT i do enjoy my time here!


Lurkers of the world come type
You have nothing to lose but your anonymity :D
 
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