Sarcasm Is A Gift

[BiBunny]

Hey, I figured if other generic personality traits can be "presents" around here, sarcasm oughta be, too.

Signed,
Ms. Swift

 

[nh23]

Sure it is. So is my fat ass.

 

[BiBunny]

Sure it is. So is my fat ass.

Only if your ass has personality.

 

[nh23]

Only if your ass has personality.

oh it does..lots of it. *giggles*

 

[pellso27]

I am very gifted

 

[BiBunny]

oh it does..lots of it. *giggles*

It has personality, and you give it away. Good enough.

*Waves magic wand and makes N's ass a Gift*

 

[nh23]

It has personality, and you give it away. Good enough.

*Waves magic wand and makes N's ass a Gift*

OMG..I'd like to thank God first and foremost. Lets see..my parents, all the friends who have supported me and my ass. My family, my Domly one. I never though I'd see this day. Thank you all so much!

 

[SweetGigi]

what in the hell is this all about?


colour me confused.

 

[BiBunny]

OMG..I'd like to thank God first and foremost. Lets see..my parents, all the friends who have supported me and my ass. My family, my Domly one. I never though I'd see this day. Thank you all so much!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/gift-box-blue.jpg

N's ass inside

Oh, perhaps I should've said you give it away to those you deem worthy. That might've mitigated some of the confusion. My apologies.

Shut up, Bunny. Brevity is the soul of wit. And lingerie. So saith Dorothy Parker, High Patroness of Sarcasm.

 

[nh23]

what in the hell is this all about?


colour me confused.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

 

[intothewoods]

what in the hell is this all about?


colour me confused.

Moi aussi. Though I suspect it's a riff off the submission is a gift line?

 

[BiBunny]

Moi aussi. Though I suspect it's a riff off the submission is a gift line?

Ding, ding, ding.

 

[intothewoods]

Sure it is. So is my fat ass.

I told someone the other night that my vagina was gold-plated.

 

[HottieMama]

My left hand is a gift.

 

[nh23]

I told someone the other night that my vagina was gold-plated.

Hmm your's too? LOL.

 

[intothewoods]

Ding, ding, ding.

I'm so fucking smart. Genius, really.

 

[BiBunny]

I'm so fucking smart. Genius, really.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/Gift-Wrap-Box.jpg

 

[BiBunny]

My left hand is a gift.

And to whom are we offering the gift? Today, that is.

 

[nh23]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/Gift-Wrap-Box.jpg

*spew*

 

[intothewoods]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/Gift-Wrap-Box.jpg

I should make that my profile pic!

 

[HottieMama]

Well.....ummmm....no one... It's kinda already spoken for.

 

[nh23]

I should make that my profile pic!

Where is your acceptance speech? Come on I wanna hear!

 

[doveofserenity]

Hmmm, we have sarcasm, ass, left hand, gold-plated vagina.

My tongue is a gift.

 

[intothewoods]

Where is your acceptance speech? Come on I wanna hear!

<bad girl a'comin'>

this one thanks MasterMisterMan for taking this nothing slave and making it the apple of MasterMisterMan's eye.

*bows humbly*
*canes, flogs and crops this one for good measure with the magic cane/flog/cropper combo*

 

[BiBunny]

Well.....ummmm....no one... It's kinda already spoken for.

Just for you.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/hand.jpg