Sarcasm Is A Gift

[HottieMama]

Just for you.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/hand.jpg

O.M.F.G. That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking creepy...

Ewwwwww......get the image out of my head... i like my hand...Ewwwwwwww....

 

[BiBunny]

Hmmm, we have sarcasm, ass, left hand, gold-plated vagina.

My tongue is a gift.

A smaller gift for you, since a tongue is hardly the size of a brain, an ass, or a left hand.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/greengift.jpg

 

[BiBunny]

*Sigh* All these gifts I'm doling out, and nobody wants to see my magic wand? Or is that way too obvious?

Fuck, I'm not witty when I have a headache.

 

[doveofserenity]

A smaller gift for you, since a tongue is hardly the size of a brain, an ass, or a left hand.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/greengift.jpg

But the tongue entices the brain, can lick the ass and can take the place of a left hand; so it maybe smaller, but it can do more multi-tasking.

 

[nh23]

*Sigh* All these gifts I'm doling out, and nobody wants to see my magic wand? Or is that way too obvious?

Fuck, I'm not witty when I have a headache.

I humbly beg your forgiveness. May we see the magic wand oh wise one? Let us have just a glimpse of it. *giggles*

 

[BiBunny]

But the tongue entices the brain, can lick the ass and can take the place of a left hand; so it maybe smaller, but it can do more multi-tasking.

Good enough for me.

 

[EmpressFi]

*Sigh* All these gifts I'm doling out, and nobody wants to see my magic wand? Or is that way too obvious?

Fuck, I'm not witty when I have a headache.

do you have headaches that often?

 

[nh23]

do you have headaches that often?

Lol..I'm not sure Bunny's head is the problem.

 

[BiBunny]

I humbly beg your forgiveness. May we see the magic wand oh wise one? Let us have just a glimpse of it. *giggles*

Ask, and ye shall receive.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/A919.jpg

*Sigh* That was way too obvious. Bring on the Oxycontin, if you please.

 

[doveofserenity]

~Raises hand~ Canwesee? Canwesee? Pwease pwease pwease?
Thinking of a certain Dom and His magic wand. ~Fans self~

 

[nh23]

Ask, and ye shall receive.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/A919.jpg

*Sigh* That was way too obvious. Bring on the Oxycontin, if you please.

Hey! I have one just like that! It gives me a ummm different sort of gift..*giggles*

 

[BiBunny]

do you have headaches that often?

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

~Patroness Parker

 

[HottieMama]

But the tongue entices the brain, can lick the ass and can take the place of a left hand; so it maybe smaller, but it can do more multi-tasking.

Your tongue could not take the place of my left hand....

 

[doveofserenity]

Your tongue could not take the place of my left hand....

Depends where you are sticking that hand

 

[Bi_Kitty]

I am lysdexic. That's a gift right? Right? *ponders*

 

[BiBunny]

I am lysdexic. That's a gift right? Right? *ponders*

"Lysdexia" is most certainly a gift.

Much as bipolar is held up as the gold standard of submission, "lysdexia" may be the gold standard of switchdom.

Let it be done. *Smiles benevolently*

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

What's sarcasm please ?

 

[BiBunny]

Something I'm failing miserably at in this thread.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/twhrider13/SM120National-Sarcasm-Society-Poste.jpg

 

[DeservingBitch]

I told someone the other night that my vagina was gold-plated.

Eh! Stop stealing my lines!

 

[nh23]

Bunny I give you the gift of my sanity. I don't want it anymore. I want to be insanely crazy and blissful.

 

[BiBunny]

Bunny I give you the gift of my sanity. I don't want it anymore. I want to be insanely crazy and blissful.

*Smug smile*

With this collar, I thee....

Wait.

Fuck.

 

[notalwaysweak]

That's not a magic wand! Where's all the sparkly fairy dust?