I'm pretty sure this is a stupid idea, but I'm not sure why...

[Huckleman2000]

Since my recent vasectomy, I've been having some pretty strange ideas. Mostly, they revolve around promoting myself as virtually risk-free sex. I've been long celibate and tested - no STDs. I'm smart and funny, and some women think I'm handsome. I own my own condo, with a washer and dryer.

So, here's my idea: put an ad on Craig's list for women to come over and do their laundry while we get high and have sex. Doesn't that sound like a fun time while doing a chore? It would beat a laundromat, I would think. We'd have to work into it - do an "interview wash" to see if there was some chemistry. But for women between boyfriends or something, I would think that would be a nice Monday night.

What's wrong with this picture?

 

[impressive]

Sounds like loads of fun!












































Sorry. It's early.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Second brain damage.

Son of a bitch!

I wish I had thought of this idea. I really think you are on to something with the washer/dryer bit. Only, you must be careful that your intended liason does not move it with her five children (lol).

I think I know what you are going through. I not only had one vasectomy, I've had two. The first one didn't work. The doctor told me that I was one in six million.

Because the Six Million Dollar Man with Lee Majors, Farah Fawcett's husband, was a popular show at the time, for the next few years, I called myself the Six Million Sperm Bank Man, until my friends tired of the joke and told me to knock it off.

Anyway, you may be having the weird dreams because your surgeon may have cut in the celebelum of your second brain when he gave you the vasectomy. You may have second brain damage. Although it is rare, I've heard of the condition before.

The best rememdy is to have lots of sex and that will help heal whatever damage was done to your second, smaller brain.

Good luck with your plan. I'm so very proud of you.

 

[oggbashan]

You wouldn't remain STD free for long...

Og

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Hang a sign around your neck, advertizing, Huck. Can't hurt.

 

[Pure]

the vasectomized male is not rare, but i think throwing in laundry facilities would do the trick! that is, as far as getting some customers!

you might not get the upscale crowd, however; and there's disease.

have you considered some other services--i.e. offer a range-- or concentrate on the 'upscale' ones. like, say, custom repair of expensive handbags. or handling paralegal issues for separating wives, etc. heck, even writing 'hot' stories, to order! free with sex.

it's highly possible, if youre as charming as you say, that simply offering a night on the town would work! for the lonely woman, who's either dateless or between boyfriends. iow you'd be a companion, and the inclusion of sex, in that, might not be a problem, if the possiblity is raised at the outset.

the vistas are endless!

 

[CharleyH]

Since my recent vasectomy, I've been having some pretty strange ideas. Mostly, they revolve around promoting myself as virtually risk-free sex. I've been long celibate and tested - no STDs. I'm smart and funny, and some women think I'm handsome. I own my own condo, with a washer and dryer.

So, here's my idea: put an ad on Craig's list for women to come over and do their laundry while we get high and have sex. Doesn't that sound like a fun time while doing a chore? It would beat a laundromat, I would think. We'd have to work into it - do an "interview wash" to see if there was some chemistry. But for women between boyfriends or something, I would think that would be a nice Monday night.

What's wrong with this picture?

You are too old and out of the game IMO, at least from reading this.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Since my recent vasectomy, I've been having some pretty strange ideas. Mostly, they revolve around promoting myself as virtually risk-free sex. I've been long celibate and tested - no STDs. I'm smart and funny, and some women think I'm handsome. I own my own condo, with a washer and dryer.

So, here's my idea: put an ad on Craig's list for women to come over and do their laundry while we get high and have sex. Doesn't that sound like a fun time while doing a chore? It would beat a laundromat, I would think. We'd have to work into it - do an "interview wash" to see if there was some chemistry. But for women between boyfriends or something, I would think that would be a nice Monday night.

What's wrong with this picture?

It wouldn't do any harm as long as you practice safe sex. You probably wouldn't get the highest quality women, but you might get some responses.

 

[Huckleman2000]

You are too old and out of the game IMO, at least from reading this.

Well, I KNOW that, but it's always nice to be reminded.

 

[human_male]

You should definately emphasise the fact that you have your own private condo.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Since my recent vasectomy, I've been having some pretty strange ideas. Mostly, they revolve around promoting myself as virtually risk-free sex. I've been long celibate and tested - no STDs. I'm smart and funny, and some women think I'm handsome. I own my own condo, with a washer and dryer.

So, here's my idea: put an ad on Craig's list for women to come over and do their laundry while we get high and have sex. Doesn't that sound like a fun time while doing a chore? It would beat a laundromat, I would think. We'd have to work into it - do an "interview wash" to see if there was some chemistry. But for women between boyfriends or something, I would think that would be a nice Monday night.

What's wrong with this picture?

Ogg is right, you wouldn't remain STD-free for long. You'd have to wait six months and be retested between encounters...

 

[Huckleman2000]

Ogg is right, you wouldn't remain STD-free for long. You'd have to wait six months and be retested between encounters...

Yeah, I think that's probably the main hiccup in the plan.

I'd really only look for one regular woman. Or maybe two. I don't want to tie up my whole week! And, as Charley pointed out, I'm getting up in years...

What if I asked women acquaintances? Would such an offer put you off? Would I risk losing a budding friendship?

[full disclosure] I'm also kind of storyline-fishing here. I was hoping for more views like "I would do that because..." or "I wouldn't do that because...", but I wanted to see first if the idea had any ring of plausibility to begin with.]

 

[Guest]

You should definately emphasise the fact that you have your own private condo.

I was thinking the washer and dryer would be the bigger draw.

 

[impressive]

I was thinking the washer and dryer would be the bigger draw.

I think it sounds like a fun idea for a stork, Huck. I can even see the advertising flyer: LOADS of FUN!

 

[Guest]

I think it sounds like a fun idea for a stork, Huck. I can even see the advertising flyer: LOADS of FUN!

Clothes and Blows?

Suds and Studs?

Soap and Rope?

Obscene and Clean?

 

[cloudy]

hey, if I was closer, I'd probably go for it.

 

[impressive]

Clothes and Blows?

Suds and Studs?

Soap and Rope?

Obscene and Clean?

Sit-n-Spin (Cycle)

 

[Guest]

Sit-n-Spin (Cycle)

Cleanliness is next to Horniness.

 

[impressive]

Cleanliness is next to Horniness.

Laundr-o-gasm

 

[Guest]

Laundr-o-gasm

Tumble Fucked and Dried

 

[Guest]

egads... laundry... nice

 

[Huckleman2000]

Clothes and Blows?

Suds and Studs?

Soap and Rope?

Obscene and Clean?

ROFL!

Candles and Clean Sheets?

 

[Guest]

ROFL!

Candles and Clean Sheets?

 

[jomar]

You pay for detergent? Many women love you.

 

[JPMMURPHY]

Watch out for fabric softener. Might put a, well, kink in things.