Welcome to HMS Blue Balls (be warned)

[Xelebes]

This is a thread for any of the guys who haven't had their peckers rubbed in something hot for too long and aren't willing to go all Village People. This is a thread for us to bitch about it. K?

So yeah, it's been a year and 3 months for me.

 

[Shankara20]

I could have posted here if you started this thread in October '07 - it had been over 4 years

but not any more...

so I guess i can't play here now - oh well...

 

[snowy ciara]

I come as an emissary from the Modern Menstrual Hut, offering you pervaliscious literature and M&M and peanut mix.

 

[bholderman]

blah!

September 31st. Its funny about that date. Hours after getting laid, I discovered the truth about her.

It hasnt reached the point of blue balls, to a degree Im still dealing with the aftermath of that day. Too busy, too heartbroken. Surprisingly, I think about sex rather infrequently now.

But that has been changing recently, finally.

Anyone want a ride?

hehehehe

 

[bandelero]

lol, I had wondered about your comment for a while Xelebes, and am happy to have inspired this thread:

As to the blueness of my own dangly bits...if it were not for my good right hand, they would be one of the deepest shades of Indigo around.

I have lost count of the actual number of YEARS since the outside of my John Thomas felt the inside of female pink bits , suffice to say it is certainly more than 5 years.

 

[Xelebes]

Oof, over 5 years? You might as well start calling yourself a 40-year-old virgin! I kid, I kid.

 

[Xelebes]

I come as an emissary from the Modern Menstrual Hut, offering you pervaliscious literature and M&M and peanut mix.

No licorice?

 

[SweetLissa]

hehheeee here is a little fridge... beer inside

 

[Netzach]

Can I masturbate to this thread?

 

[lushlucid]

excuuuse me
what about blue lips!? or blue clits?!

 

[Xelebes]

Can I masturbate to this thread?

As long as we're able to masturbate to the Menstruation Hut.

 

[midwestyankee]

Can one be at least an honorary resident if the time between felt sessions, sessions with passion and intensity and desire, has been horribly lengthy?

 

[midwestyankee]

Can I masturbate to this thread?

Who's gonna try to stop ya?

 

[lushlucid]

Can one be at least an honorary resident if the time between felt sessions, sessions with passion and intensity and desire, has been horribly lengthy?

fuckin aye

 

[Netzach]

Can one be at least an honorary resident if the time between felt sessions, sessions with passion and intensity and desire, has been horribly lengthy?

That's so elder cocksman Jean Genet sexy.

 

[midwestyankee]

That's so elder cocksman Jean Genet sexy.

What can I say? Passion matters.

 

[LittleJade]

blah!

September 31st. Its funny about that date. Hours after getting laid, I discovered the truth about her.

It hasnt reached the point of blue balls, to a degree Im still dealing with the aftermath of that day. Too busy, too heartbroken. Surprisingly, I think about sex rather infrequently now.

But that has been changing recently, finally.

Anyone want a ride?

hehehehe

*raises my hand* I do.

 

[snowy ciara]

No licorice?

I have red and black licorice whips....

 

[Betticus]

About three years. I think I qualify for this thread.

And people think I'm a manslut.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

And people think I'm a manslut.

NOOOOOO

 

[mslv4Her]

excuuuse me
what about blue lips!? or blue clits?!

Got something you want rubbed, lush?

 

[Xelebes]

I have red and black licorice whips....

Not only am I gonna be pussywhipped...

 

[Xelebes]

Another lonely, quiet Saturday...

 

[midwestyankee]

Lately I've been tempted to start a novel or perhaps even a short story with a line much like the following:

For 10, 584 mornings in a row, Richard Aucune came to consciousness without a morning blowjob. He was beginning to get used to the pattern.

 

[the captians wench]

Lately I've been tempted to start a novel or perhaps even a short story with a line much like the following:

For 10, 584 mornings in a row, Richard Aucune came to consciousness without a morning blowjob. He was beginning to get used to the pattern.

That's such a sad line.