Hi there, welcome!
Just wanted to add that if you actually click on the 'pending' line on your submissions page it sends your story to the bottom of the queue again--so don't
sure i will post up the link in here as soon as its up. its nowhere near as good as the rest of the stories on here, if i get a bad response i will just stick to reading them next time hehe. thankyou again 
Woops! hahaha!.
Thankyou for your help
What has been said about the time from submission to post is more or less correct. The time will be a bit longer anytime there is a contest going on.
However, what has not been mentioned is the fact that you have asked THE QUESION. That changes everything. It is a well-known tradition on Lit that THE QUESION envokes a special routine to have your story posted with additional requirements.
These are:
1. A copy of a photo ID and three noterized letters from people who know you well, stating that you did, in fact, write the story without help from anyone.
2. Copies of you last five years Federal Income Taxes.
3. A written statement detailing all your children, husband, ex-husbands, brothers, sisters, Aunts, Uncles and Cousins. This statement must contain their ages, relationship, addresses, home and cell phone numbers, as well as their email addresses. This statement should be addressed to the Post Question Review Committee for their perusual and investigation.
4. A check (also known as The Bribe ) in the amount of $100.00 made to the order of Jenny Jackson who will act as go-between for you to get your story posted as quickly as possible.
5. Your story will be placed in the Special Review section where it will be read, reviewed, commented and finally posted.
With any luck, you can expect to see your story in print sometime in early 2012.
All Hail the Lit Moalist. (He's done everything, you know
All Hail the Lit Moalist. (He's done everything, you know
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I think I need to tell Harry about this guy.
Luv Ya, Jenny.What has been said about the time from submission to post is more or less correct. The time will be a bit longer anytime there is a contest going on.
However, what has not been mentioned is the fact that you have asked THE QUESION. That changes everything. It is a well-known tradition on Lit that THE QUESION envokes a special routine to have your story posted with additional requirements.
These are:
1. A copy of a photo ID and three noterized letters from people who know you well, stating that you did, in fact, write the story without help from anyone.
2. Copies of you last five years Federal Income Taxes.
3. A written statement detailing all your children, husband, ex-husbands, brothers, sisters, Aunts, Uncles and Cousins. This statement must contain their ages, relationship, addresses, home and cell phone numbers, as well as their email addresses. This statement should be addressed to the Post Question Review Committee for their perusual and investigation.
4. A check (also known as The Bribe ) in the amount of $100.00 made to the order of Jenny Jackson who will act as go-between for you to get your story posted as quickly as possible.
5. Your story will be placed in the Special Review section where it will be read, reviewed, commented and finally posted.
With any luck, you can expect to see your story in print sometime in early 2012.
Luv Ya, Jenny.
These are all good tips to get your story posted. Learn from her experience.
Now, how do we be sure it is not posted on "Black Monday" when it will get the least reads?
AND, be sure it's posted before Dec21, 2012, because the world is ending that day.
AND, Innocent, be glad you posted your question here where you get serious help, instead of the GB.
And, put a link to your stories in your sig line to make them easier to find, please. Good luck.
Mathgirl was the grandmaster at answering the question. I could never compete with her.
This is not basing, but parody and humor. Anyone who's been around Lit for more than a few months (no names mentioned) would know that. The question is a kind of "right of passage" for all the newbies, even if it does drive us nuts.
one of these days, I just know your AV is going to turn towards me, smile and flash me. I just know it!
Mathgirl was the grandmaster at answering the question. I could never compete with her.
This is not basing, but parody and humor. Anyone who's been around Lit for more than a few months (no names mentioned) would know that. The question is a kind of "right of passage" for all the newbies, even if it does drive us nuts.
Yeah and I'd never think of doing the same thing. Not me. I guess I had the bribe amount wrong though. Told someone a few weeks back it was 29.95 or something.
The one thing you should add Jenny, is that the asker of THE QUESTION, has to give SR's email addy to at least ten known spam companies.
MJL
