Anyone else want to tie Netz to a chair?

[Betticus]

In a nice, cozy log cabin with a roaring fire and snow on the ground outside. Have Netz tied to a comfy chair with a tray of milk and cookies just within reach. Then, then to read to her in a very sexy voice all of the current stock prices from the New York Times while sipping from a snifter of 100+ year old brandy?

Am I the only one?

 

[midwestyankee]

You may be the only one to include the S&P 500 in your fantasy but I doubt if you're the only one around here to have Netz fantasies and some of them might even involve a roaring fire in a secluded cabin. Others might be more inclined to focus on the warm cookies, but I digress.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Ahhhh Bett, Bett, Bett... Your touching fireside fantasy has moved me.

Though I'm thinking more chains and bearskin rug...

 

[graceanne]

In a nice, cozy log cabin with a roaring fire and snow on the ground outside. Have Netz tied to a comfy chair with a tray of milk and cookies just within reach. Then, then to read to her in a very sexy voice all of the current stock prices from the New York Times while sipping from a snifter of 100+ year old brandy?

Am I the only one?

cookies?

 

[Betticus]

Ahhhh Bett, Bett, Bett... Your touching fireside fantasy has moved me.

Though I'm thinking more chains and bearskin rug...

That works too. Bearskin and chains and run a single episode of smurfs on loop for many, many hours!

 

[Betticus]

cookies?

Hahahah, should have known you would sense cookies!

 

[graceanne]

You may be the only one to include the S&P 500 in your fantasy but I doubt if you're the only one around here to have Netz fantasies and some of them might even involve a roaring fire in a secluded cabin. Others might be more inclined to focus on the warm cookies, but I digress.

 

[graceanne]

Hahahah, should have known you would sense cookies!

Hey, at least I'm consistent.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hahahah, should have known you would sense cookies!

Hey, at least I'm consistent.

Why am I seeing Betticus wearing a Darth Vader Helmet and gracie with oversize chocolate chip cookies on either side of her head?

 

[graceanne]

Why am I seeing Betticus wearing a Darth Vader Helmet and gracie with oversize chocolate chip cookies on either side of her head?

Meds?

 

[bandelero]

In a nice, cozy log cabin with a roaring fire and snow on the ground outside. Have Netz tied to a comfy chair with a tray of milk and cookies just within reach. Then, then to read to her in a very sexy voice all of the current stock prices from the New York Times while sipping from a snifter of 100+ year old brandy?

Am I the only one?

**Stands up to be counted**

Not too sure about the stock prices though, I would use the BBC shipping forecast...Just think of how sexy names like Cromarty and Dogger Bank can be made to sound in my pleasant baritone complete with English accent

 

[Primalex]

In a nice, cozy log cabin with a roaring fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McHyLKw5mHc

 

[Betticus]

Why am I seeing Betticus wearing a Darth Vader Helmet and gracie with oversize chocolate chip cookies on either side of her head?

Hahahahhaha.. That's perfect!

 

[rida]

**Stands up to be counted**

Not too sure about the stock prices though, I would use the BBC shipping forecast...Just think of how sexy names like Cromarty and Dogger Bank can be made to sound in my pleasant baritone complete with English accent

ooooohhhhh .... English accent .... mmmmmmmm

where do I sign up?
You can read whatever you want ... I wouldn't understand a single word anyway ... British English accent just throw me in subspace ..... *dreaming*


sorry for the digression
as for the OP post ... I am sure that Netzach is in many a Listers' dreams ...
(and this is all I am saying ...)

 

[Netzach]

I fucking AM tied to a chair!
workworkworkwork

 

[snowy ciara]

In a nice, cozy log cabin with a roaring fire and snow on the ground outside. Have Netz tied to a comfy chair with a tray of milk and cookies just within reach. Then, then to read to her in a very sexy voice all of the current stock prices from the New York Times while sipping from a snifter of 100+ year old brandy?

Am I the only one?

Not of being the one doing the tying, but I'd love to be the kitten on hearth watching the show!

 

[BiBunny]

I want to spend about three weeks switching back and forth with Netz, power struggles and all. *Sigh*

 

[SweetGigi]

i would be scared to death of the reprocussions if she ever got loose. even though i total crush on her, i would never ever tell anyone.


wait.....


damn.

 

[h_i_s]

i would be scared to death of the reprocussions if she ever got loose. even though i total crush on her, i would never ever tell anyone.


wait.....


damn.

Same thought here: I'd not be scared though. I'd be the one standing way back, playing it safe... just an innocent bystander. Course.
Ya know, the one packing a purse full of snacks, and Mike-aritas (OMG.. I those. Just need to figure out how to get the salt to stick to the tiny bottle opening.) the who unties her when no one is looking... just so I can enjoy watching those reprocussions, either way.

 

[BiBunny]

Same thought here: I'd not be scared though. I'd be the one standing way back, playing it safe... just an innocent bystander. Course.
Ya know, the one packing a purse full of snacks, and Mike-aritas (OMG.. I those. Just need to figure out how to get the salt to stick to the tiny bottle opening.) the who unties her when no one is looking... just so I can enjoy watching those reprocussions, either way.

Chicken.

 

[DeservingBitch]

I'd much rather have EG tied to the chair, and Netz doing all sorts of evil things to him.

Me, I'd just be enjoying the show, sipping a scotch.

 

[graceanne]

Same thought here: I'd not be scared though. I'd be the one standing way back, playing it safe... just an innocent bystander. Course.
Ya know, the one packing a purse full of snacks, and Mike-aritas (OMG.. I those. Just need to figure out how to get the salt to stick to the tiny bottle opening.) the who unties her when no one is looking... just so I can enjoy watching those reprocussions, either way.

Yeah, me too.

Of course I'd eat all the cookies before I let Netzach loose.

 

[marieR19]

i would be scared to death of the reprocussions if she ever got loose. even though i total crush on her, i would never ever tell anyone.


wait.....


damn.

Stole the words right outta my mouth.

Seriously, how could anyone NOT have fantasies about someone as lovely as Netz?


Heather

 

[Xantu]

I fucking AM tied to a chair!
workworkworkwork

It would be too cruel if you were a stock broker.

 

[graceanne]

It would be too cruel if you were a stock broker.

Luckily, for you, she's not.