"You were meant for more..."

[MarshAlien]

Has anyone else gotten e-mail like this recently?

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You were meant for more. everystudent .com​

Apparently, if you make a proper URL out of it, it's an organization about Christian life on college campus. Perhaps it's a message from God, telling me to get out of the smut business and find a higher calling? Perhaps I'm meant to be something really, really great! Naaaaaah. Back to my Valentine's Day contest story.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Has anyone else gotten e-mail like this recently?

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You were meant for more. everystudent .com​

Apparently, if you make a proper URL out of it, it's an organization about Christian life on college campus. Perhaps it's a message from God, telling me to get out of the smut business and find a higher calling? Perhaps I'm meant to be something really, really great! Naaaaaah. Back to my Valentine's Day contest story.

But Marsh, honey, I thought you were something great already? That's what you told me the other day anyways...

 

[tickledkitty]

I'll translate for you, darling. It means your AV is ugly, and you need a new one. You're meant for more...better AV's. See? Simple.

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh, let me go get mah specs.

 

[MarshAlien]

But Marsh, honey, I thought you were something great already? That's what you told me the other day anyways...

And as I remember, you were in perfect agreement afterwards.

 

[MarshAlien]

Oh, let me go get mah specs.

You wanted a new AV, I gave you one. You want a legible AV, you'll have to wait.

 

[tickledkitty]

Mmkay. So, what does it say?

 

[MarshAlien]

Mmkay. So, what does it say?

"Look, I'd like to let you in, but you were very adamant about not believing in aliens."

 

[DesertPirate]

I think it's a message to Marsh to straighten up

 

[jomar]

"Look, I'd like to let you in, but you were very adamant about not believing in aliens."

Was that AV up before or after you got the email?

 

[Guest]

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You were meant for more. everystudent .com[/indent]

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*sighs*

Weren't we all?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Mmkay. So, what does it say?

I think it's in sanskrit - or he wrote it himself.

 

[MarshAlien]

Awwww. You guys. With friends like you, I'd be better off with the Christians. Seriously, nobody else got this? They came on Lit, found my contact page, entered the security code to leave a message suggesting that I wasn't even hacking it as a porn writer (I'm sorry, an erotic artist) - "interested in an exciting career in the growing industry of refrigerator repair, Mr. Alien?" - and then left??? Why me?

 

[MarshAlien]

No no, wait. Don't answer that.

Crap.

 

[DesertPirate]

No no, wait. Don't answer that.

Crap.

You left yourself that open and Molly isn't around to take advantage
That is almost criminal
*shakes head and walks away*

 

[starrkers]

Must be your magnetic personality Marsh.
I never get emails like that .
(I might have got this one, but I'm currently on the old laptop and can't read email from here. I'll update if necessary later when I've braved the monster spiders and fired up the desktop).

 

[maggot420]

Sounds like the work of the devil.

 

[Daniellekitten]

And as I remember, you were in perfect agreement afterwards.

After what? Did we do something? I must have missed it.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Awwww. You guys. With friends like you, I'd be better off with the Christians. Seriously, nobody else got this? They came on Lit, found my contact page, entered the security code to leave a message suggesting that I wasn't even hacking it as a porn writer (I'm sorry, an erotic artist) - "interested in an exciting career in the growing industry of refrigerator repair, Mr. Alien?" - and then left??? Why me?

Maybe they thought you were having way too much fun with the anal probe and decided you needed to be big brothered for a while?

 

[TxRad]

Maybe they thought you were having way too much fun with the anal probe and decided you needed to be big brothered for a while?

Yeah but big brothers probe is for the other end and heaven knows he doesn't need his brain messed up any more than it is.

No I'm not stalking you or following you. You're just ahead of me and I always did like to stare at your ass.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Stare away, Tx, but keep your anal probe to yourself...lol.

 

[starrkers]

Well, guess who's not a virgin anymore!

*Goes looking for male forumite with a big grin on his face*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Has anyone else gotten e-mail like this recently?

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You were meant for more. everystudent .com​

Apparently, if you make a proper URL out of it, it's an organization about Christian life on college campus. Perhaps it's a message from God, telling me to get out of the smut business and find a higher calling? Perhaps I'm meant to be something really, really great! Naaaaaah. Back to my Valentine's Day contest story.

I got one a while back but it was rather more personal. Went on a bit about how writing porn would starve my soul and damage me psychologically, or something.

Oddly enough, it seems to have made me a better writer. Does that mean I've sold my soul to the devil and didn't even realize it?

 

[DesertPirate]

Well, guess who's not a virgin anymore!

*Goes looking for male forumite with a big grin on his face*

 

[cantdog]

I got a PM not very long ago which was highly disturbing.

He asked where I worked; said he was just curious. A 'virgin' with three posts total.

Make me cast my mind back to that dratted ancient thread about underage fantasies. That one was spread all over the net on the moronosphere, and people (commenters on the blog entry) threatened to turn Lit in over it.

Are people getting messages phishing for real life details? I got one PM and then later a feedback message.