"You were meant for more..."

[cantdog]

Or maybe, I'm paranoid.

"Where do you work?"

Nah. Not paranoid.

 

[TE999]

I have received exactly none of the above.

Is my corrupted soul not worth saving?

I don't know whether to feel neglected or relieved.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Well, guess who's not a virgin anymore!

*Goes looking for male forumite with a big grin on his face*

It was Tx and his big anal probe...you know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas...

 

[DesertPirate]

It was Tx and his big anal probe...you know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas...

That's just depressing

 

[TE999]

That's just depressing

Not if you're a Texan.

 

[cantdog]

Not if you're a Texan.

Texas is pretty damn dinky. Up in Alaska, they showed me an ermine pelt, calling it a "Texas polar bear."

 

[Daniellekitten]

I always wanted to go to Alaska. I want to pet a polar bear.

 

[TE999]

I always wanted to go to Alaska. I want to pet a polar bear.

I'd hire someone to do that for you.

You are much too pretty to be a bears midnight sun snack.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'd hire someone to do that for you.

You are much too pretty to be a bears midnight sun snack.

Texass, oh yeah, that place with the complex
Had to split the New Mexico Territory into two states (NM and AZ) so they could be the biggest at the time
Thanks Alaska for ending that farce

 

[TxRad]

Texass, oh yeah, that place with the complex
Had to split the New Mexico Territory into two states (NM and AZ) so they could be the biggest at the time
Thanks Alaska for ending that farce

Don't look at me like that. I didn't say a word, I'm just grinning.

 

[TxRad]

It was Tx and his big anal probe...you know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas...

 

[DesertPirate]

Just remember, I know the people that did that classic bumper sticker from the 70s:

"If God had meant Texans to ski,
He would have made bullshit white!"

 

[TxRad]

Just remember, I know the people that did that classic bumper sticker from the 70s:

"If God had meant Texans to ski,
He would have made bullshit white!"

I never roller skate in a buffalo herd.

 

[DesertPirate]

I never roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Well said!

 

[Daniellekitten]

I used to have a big white german shepard. She looked like a polar bear.

 

[TE999]

I used to have a big white german shepard. She looked like a polar bear.

Actually polar bears have a yellowish tinge to their fur.

Sorta like pit stains on a white t-shirt--or a bra.

 

[cantdog]

Actually polar bears have a yellowish tinge to their fur.

Sorta like pit stains on a white t-shirt--or a bra.

Polar bear hair is amazing stuff. Inherently buoyant, it is both hollow and colorless. Colourless, for our Canadian friends' benefit.

It used to be sought after by fly fishermen. My grandfather collected many a swath of the stuff, some dyed, some au naturel. He died without tying enough flies to use it up. In the meantime, my father, similarly, had acquired quite a bit of it, and he died fairly young, of his diabetes, combined with the American health care system. Remind me to eulogize the man, someday.

I am the only person in my generation of my family who ties flies to entrap the interest of game fish, so I inherited all their stuff. Buckets, scads, whole cabinets full. I have many cubic inches of polar bear fur, and dozens of Peacock feathers. Much other esoterica besides, but that is not the point.

The hair has no pigment, and consequently is not really white, not really yellowed, but entirely colored by virtue of its history. Coloured, again, for the benefit of Canuckistanis.

Ice and snow, like air, has a cerulean cast, in large amounts. This fact makes Polar Bears appear yellower than they are.

 

[DesertPirate]

For some reason I have an urge to go fishing
Another month and I will be

 

[thør]

Texass, oh yeah, that place with the complex
Had to split the New Mexico Territory into two states (NM and AZ) so they could be the biggest at the time
Thanks Alaska for ending that farce

If Alaska had been split into two states, then Texas would be the third largest state........

 

[DesertPirate]

If Alaska had been split into two states, then Texas would be the third largest state........

That just might be true, nice one!

 

[Jet Black]

Has anyone else gotten e-mail like this recently?

Literotica: Feedback for‏
From: Feedback (feedback@literotica.com)
Sent: Wed 1/09/08 9:31 PM
To: marshalien

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:





You were meant for more. everystudent .com​

Apparently, if you make a proper URL out of it, it's an organization about Christian life on college campus. Perhaps it's a message from God, telling me to get out of the smut business and find a higher calling? Perhaps I'm meant to be something really, really great! Naaaaaah. Back to my Valentine's Day contest story.

I've gotten one or two messages like that in my time, Unrelated to lit. I think I got it figured out though.

Apparently, Christians don't believe in sex >.>'


*Scratches head* Must be why they're always out recruiting door to door, can't make more of em the fun way... hmm...


*Wanders off, confused*


~Jet

 

[TxRad]

Are you still on that Texas kick. I figured you'd take a nap and forget all about it.

Morning DP, why are you up so early? I have to work but you should be in lazy mode today.

 

[Guest]

I like Texas.

You meet some of the nicest people.

 

[TxRad]

I like Texas.

You meet some of the nicest people.

Lucky Vella, Slyc, Rumple, Max and a whole bunch more.

 

[SweetWitch]

Anyone heard from Slyc yet?