Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

I'm not really used to some of the PM's I've been getting... Like the compliment ones are nice so I thank them, I'm just not sure whether sounding rude is okay when the message is something like 'MSN?'


Being polite is how you feel when you type it. If they take it rudely then they were not open to receiving a polite answer. :rose:
 
Look what I just got! *gags*

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Hi 22/m/nj italian..wanna chat or see video of me releasing my load...pic will include face and body too

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I wonder he will make the same offer to El_C.....:D


And btw, he posted the same thing he sent me in the personal section. Oh how creative we have gotten tonight~



Wow... *sniffles* Italian Stallion misses again.
 
Look what I just got! *gags*

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Hi 22/m/nj italian..wanna chat or see video of me releasing my load...pic will include face and body too

************

I wonder he will make the same offer to El_C.....:D


And btw, he posted the same thing he sent me in the personal section. Oh how creative we have gotten tonight~

shit! the same guy sent me the same one...damn he gets around ;)
 
"hey is it true what they say about curvy women?"

Okay ... so truly ... what DO they say about curvy women? :rolleyes:
 
You haven't heard!?!:eek:
Nope ... I haven't heard ... maybe that we're bitch's?

According to another thread ... "I think she needs a good ass whupn then ass fuckin"

This coming from someone with 67 posts :confused:

First off, if you're gonna whupn my ass ... could you spell it right please? Oh ... and my name also :rolleyes:
 
Nope ... I haven't heard ... maybe that we're bitch's?

According to another thread ... "I think she needs a good ass whupn then ass fuckin"

This coming from someone with 67 posts :confused:

First off, if you're gonna whupn my ass ... could you spell it right please? Oh ... and my name also :rolleyes:
He's right though pleaz, you do need a good ass whupn.... ;) :kiss:
 
Nope ... I haven't heard ... maybe that we're bitch's?

According to another thread ... "I think she needs a good ass whupn then ass fuckin"

This coming from someone with 67 posts :confused:

First off, if you're gonna whupn my ass ... could you spell it right please? Oh ... and my name also :rolleyes:



Please pleaz I want to whoop your ass. ;) :D
 
LOL....is that a promise? ;) :kiss:

And how do you expect to get to know him better unless you let him whup your ass? :D
A promise, sealed with a :kiss: You just gotta get here :p

Geesh ... do I at least get to know their first name first? :rolleyes:
 
The title rather than the 1st line......


I just love filthy little sluts like you, just wonderful!


He has me so so wrong :D :D
 
A promise, sealed with a :kiss: You just gotta get here :p

Geesh ... do I at least get to know their first name first? :rolleyes:

Righto, it's a deal *checks out plane tickets* :D

Of course not, isn't it every woman's fantasty to have a complete stranger whup her ass?? :D :p
 
Righto, it's a deal *checks out plane tickets* :D

Of course not, isn't it every woman's fantasty to have a complete stranger whup her ass?? :D :p
w00t! :nana:

~Slaps forehead~ Oh yeah ... I totally forgot that fantasy that we all share :eek:
 
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