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Just had to share this article from today's local rag. Kinda gives a whole new twist to "cleanliness is next to ...." well, you'll see. Enjoy an early morning chuckle. :D



Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
BREMERTON, Wash. — A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.

A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.

The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.

The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.

The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.
 
Just had to share this article from today's local rag. Kinda gives a whole new twist to "cleanliness is next to ...." well, you'll see. Enjoy an early morning chuckle. :D



Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
BREMERTON, Wash. — A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together.

A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.

The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.

The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.

The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.

Um, what? How silly.

We lock the kitties out of the bedroom, for pete's sake.

And all I can think of is wet dog fur.

Ugh.
 
Um, what? How silly.

We lock the kitties out of the bedroom, for pete's sake.

And all I can think of is wet dog fur.

Ugh.

Our cats are too needy to shut the door, but let the water come on & they're out like a shot.

Wet dog fur ...... ewww!
 
Our cats are too needy to shut the door, but let the water come on & they're out like a shot.

Wet dog fur ...... ewww!

Laughing -

Our daughter's cat loves the bathroom. He wants to come in and peek. Whenever she takes a bath he wants to stay right there by the tub.

We still keep him out so he waits for her outside the bathroom door.

Silly cat.
 
Laughing -

Our daughter's cat loves the bathroom. He wants to come in and peek. Whenever she takes a bath he wants to stay right there by the tub.

We still keep him out so he waits for her outside the bathroom door.

Silly cat.
Turkish Van, perhaps? They're a cat that actually loves water and likes to swim.
 
Many brothers are knuckleheads.

Cops, Jesus. What kinda dweeb gets the cops involved in what was once a purely social dispute? Are they retarded, or just oversocialized?
 
Many brothers are knuckleheads.

Cops, Jesus. What kinda dweeb gets the cops involved in what was once a purely social dispute? Are they retarded, or just oversocialized?

Did the neighbors call the cops, then?

Maybe they were making too much noise.

;)
 
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