Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL you know i'm only teasin

It's too late... I've PMed thousands with...

Fuck me please, keiffers has left me.

and already the response is unbelieveable.

 

[keiffers]

It's too late... I've PMed thousands with...

Fuck me please, keiffers has left me.

and already the response is unbelieveable.

doesn't surprise me LOL jk

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

doesn't surprise me LOL jk

Yeah... I've gotten tons of...

*I always knew keiffers was a smart man*

and

*it's about time he wised up*

and

*NO F'ing way Red!*

 

[keiffers]

Yeah... I've gotten tons of...

*I always knew keiffers was a smart man*

and

*it's about time he wised up*

and

*NO F'ing way Red!*

LOL smart man for walkin away hehe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL smart man for walkin away hehe

I guess so. . .*woe is me some more*

 

[keiffers]

I guess so. . .*woe is me some more*

LOL so easy to mess with you hehe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL so easy to mess with you hehe

Ha! That's what you think. It took you forever before your naughty PMs got to me.

 

[keiffers]

Ha! That's what you think. It took you forever before your naughty PMs got to me.

LOL inever sent any you freak

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL inever sent any you freak

Okay sweets, you keep telling yourself that and someday you'll believe it.

 

[keiffers]

Okay sweets, you keep telling yourself that and someday you'll believe it.

in YOUR dreams maybe

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

in YOUR dreams maybe

In your mind often.

 

[keiffers]

nah not quite....I think of OTHER more important things

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

nah not quite....I think of OTHER more important things

Ohhh sure make me shed more tears. Meanie butt.

 

[keiffers]

Ohhh sure make me shed more tears. Meanie butt.

LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

LOL

 

[littleone77]

My god I've sunken to new lows it seems.
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hey how r u. nice to be ur friend.u look like and goddess with a charming face and high sex appeal.like to chat with u do u have a msn or yahoo messenger

My reply:

You are not my friend.

 

[keiffers]

My god I've sunken to new lows it seems.
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hey how r u. nice to be ur friend.u look like and goddess with a charming face and high sex appeal.like to chat with u do u have a msn or yahoo messenger

My reply:

You are not my friend.

you forgot to put in there 'I from India and would like to be boyfriend'

LOL

 

[littleone77]

you forgot to put in there 'I from India and would like to be boyfriend'

LOL

His location said Turkey actually, lol.

Although turkery breast does sound yummy now.

 

[Guest]

My god I've sunken to new lows it seems.
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hey how r u. nice to be ur friend.u look like and goddess with a charming face and high sex appeal.like to chat with u do u have a msn or yahoo messenger

My reply:

You are not my friend.

((((((littleone))))))

That's the style I get all the time on skype despite being invisible. If my status was "skypme" I could understand it!!!!

 

[Guest]

Damn sexy lady

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How i would love to fuck that sexy ass.



Short and to the point lol. I pointed a short finger to the delete key!!!

 

[Guest]

Sorry hun the wife came home

 

[Guest]

Hi bluefoxlady -

Sorry to bother you!

Are you still having problems with the & symbol in your user title?................

Yes he does exist and he does reply to pm's


*faints*

 

[keiffers]

Damn sexy lady

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How i would love to fuck that sexy ass.



Short and to the point lol. I pointed a short finger to the delete key!!!

sorry I was so direct and to the point

 

[molly_hunter28]

Hi

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Hi there 33 m in GA here. Saw you on the boards so I thought I'd message you. If you'd like, message back or catch me on yahoo. My yahoo name is *****. I'm on tonight doing a little porn surfing

Hope to hear from you!

Okay so I'm now an outlet for porn surfing... My lifes work is complete.

 

[Guest]

sorry I was so direct and to the point

Bollocks hun, you have a little more class, just a little more