Watching lit couples fawn all over each other in posts makes me want to

[posterOfAgirl]

I fawn over PoAG, MoonshadowLady, Iceburg, DCL, FD and all the other groovin' people on here

However, I don't fawn over Dollfarts and Ladyfuckmestein. I have a theory that they are one in the same--my new conspiracy theory.

that is a crazy conspiracy
i accept

 

[cjh]

i sure did like watching you fawn all over freya.

fucking shame for you she didn't reciprocate.

smart girl, she is.

 

[thør]

Watching lit couples spawn all over each other - a film short by Mechablade.

Salmon porn........mmmmmmm

 

[dg]

Salmon porn........mmmmmmm

Uh oh. This is almost as bad as the time I went walking in the wood with a menstruating woman.

 

[thør]

Uh oh. This is almost as bad as the time I went walking in the wood with a menstruating woman.

the wolf packs are attacking and eating dogs on the north side of town.......here

 

[Aliea]

I don't really give a damn.

 

[Javagirl]

Moonshadow and I were discussing last night...we believe LadyFuckmestein and Dollfarts are actually the same person. I believe that Dolly forgot to add multiple personality disorder to her litany of psychoses. Ladyfuckmestein is her alter ego.

that is a crazy conspiracy
i accept

 

[dg]

Moonshadow and I were discussing last night...we believe LadyFuckmestein and Dollfarts are actually the same person. I believe that Dolly forgot to add multiple personality disorder to her litany of psychoses. Ladyfuckmestein is her alter ego.

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't luxey JUST hang out with ladyf and lotus in nyc?

 

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[Cheyenne]

I had them both on ignore. I still have tortoise on ignore.

Ditto. Then you shouldn't be seeing fawning. I don't.

 

[Batch]

Jerks. No one should show any type of affection.

oh fuck, yes, let's have more stabbings and eye-gougings...

 

[dg]

oh fuck, yes, let's have more stabbings and eye-gougings...

Let's fawn, baby.

http://whyfiles.org/156cwd_deer/images/fawn.jpg

 

[Batch]

Let's fawn, baby.

http://whyfiles.org/156cwd_deer/images/fawn.jpg

looks like it is time for

BBQ.

 

[dg]

looks like it is time for

BBQ.

It's a baby deer! You savage.

 

[Batch]

It's a baby deer! You savage.

*pauses in mid-sharpen* It needs an apple in it's mouth, too.
I am hungry.

 

[dg]

*pauses in mid-sharpen*
I am hungry.

I just had DD coffee and a bagel with cream cheese.
For the moment my stomachs hunger is sated.

 

[Batch]

I just had DD coffee and a bagel with cream cheese.
For the moment my stomachs hunger is sated.

then stop teasing people with

venison.

 

[~Avalon~]

Let's fawn, baby.

http://whyfiles.org/156cwd_deer/images/fawn.jpg

oh my god that's so cute

looks like it is time for

BBQ.

*horror stricken*
you can't eat bambi!!!!!

 

[Batch]

oh my god that's so cute



*horror stricken*
you can't eat bambi!!!!!

oh hell, yes, I can,

I am savage like that...

 

[dg]

then stop teasing people with

venison.

Some people refer to their unit [penis(cock)] as their beef. If you were to keep one tied up for the first year or two of it's life and then chop it off and eat it would it be veal?

 

[dg]

oh my god that's so cute

We can fawn too, because you make me insanely happy. Every time we are around one another I see cartoon birds and mice.

 

[Batch]

Some people refer to their unit [penis(cock)] as their beef. If you were to keep one tied up for the first year or two of it's life and then chop it off and eat it would it be veal?

that was tangent.

 

[dg]

that was tangent.

It was a feeble attempt at curbing your hunger.
And when have I been non-tangential?

 

[~Avalon~]

We can fawn too, because you make me insanely happy. Every time we are around one another I see cartoon birds and mice.

i'll be your minnie
http://images.art.com/images/-/Disney/Mickey-Minnie-Mouse---Moon--C10005358.jpeg

 

[dg]

i'll be your minnie

Can I be Fantasia Mickey? I like his wand/robe. I'd feel like Heff.