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[ShaneoD]

But she did not even mention the many delicious ways to get eaten by machines..

Hands up this was one of those posts where I had to see what you were responding to, and I'm still a little confused

 

[Cat]

*whispers to himself*...

Breathe Wonky... Don't let them get to you.
Think pure, innocent thoughts.
Make sure you keep your eyes averted and stick your fingers in your ears. Maybe chanting "laa, laa, laa!" at the same time will be helpful...

Oh you sweet summer child!

The stories my box of toys could tell..

 

[Booboobear84]

Being eaten by a machine isn't necessarily a bad thing... just saying

I don't want to be replaced by a machine

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Oh you sweet summer child!

The stories my box of toys could tell..

Great. Now all I can think about is your box!

Pun intended.

Be good Wonks. Be good. Laa-laa-laa!

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh you sweet summer child!

The stories my box of toys could tell..

Between posts like this and that avatar, now I see why your pm's are turned off

 

[metrifonate]

Being eaten by a machine isn't necessarily a bad thing... just saying

I knew a man who fell into an upholstery machine.
It was touch and go for a while but he's fully recovered now.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I knew a man who fell into an upholstery machine.
It was touch and go for a while but he's fully recoverd now.

My dad fell into the lens-grinding machine at the eyeglass factory. He made a spectacle of himself.

 

[Cat]

Between posts like this and that avatar, now I see why your pm's are turned off

It does give me a lot more freedom!

Also I am shoddy in PMs, no one is missing out in that regard.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Hands up this was one of those posts where I had to see what you were responding to, and I'm still a little confused

You have to use your imagination... and androids are machines, just saying!

 

[Booboobear84]

My dad fell into the lens-grinding machine at the eyeglass factory. He made a spectacle of himself.

I just can't see it

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I just can't see it

The optics were bad, I admit.

 

[cheekygirl75]

When did this become the dad joke thread?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

When did this become the dad joke thread?

Sorry Mum. I'll stop now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[hugh_jarce69]

When did this become the dad joke thread?

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

 

[Wand3rlust]

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

Seems mild to me.

 

[Cat]

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

(I sniggered.. sorry.. but... Bwahaha )

 

[barefootgirl69]

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

That was probably @metrifonate. He was busy with grated cheese and meatballs yesterday.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

Haha! Welcome to the dad joke gang. We have cookies!

Seems mild to me.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

That was probably @metrifonate. He was busy with grated cheese and meatballs yesterday.

Hahaha, his nickname is cheddar Gorge

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

 

[NorthernCardinal]

evening.

how goes it?

It goes... Just about... how are you?

 

[deft]

That reminds me, I was walking through town earlier and someone threw a load of grated cheese over me.

That’s mature, I thought

You’re lucky, I got a load of Stinking Bishop tipped on me.

 

[metrifonate]

That was probably @metrifonate. He was busy with grated cheese and meatballs yesterday.

I had sausage tonight

 

[hugh_jarce69]

You’re lucky, I got a load of Stinking Bishop tipped on me.

Should give it a bash