metrifonate
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Woodcock wold be more appropriate here
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So... Just to get this right: you are suggesting... To the definitely not obsessed Cat, that I should expand my experiment.
Now with the secondary goal: catch a small duck and stuff it in my balaclava!!
I am so ready for this!!
orangecurious
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So... Just to get this right: you are suggesting... To the definitely not obsessed Cat, that I should expand my experiment.
Now with the secondary goal: catch a small duck and stuff it in my balaclava!!
I am so ready for this!!
Too Pointy... the beak would pierce the fabric
A teal should be easy to find... a river at low tide. Catching one may be tricky (and illegal)
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AWonkyDonkey
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I mean, different strokes for different folks but that's kinky....
I feel like I should be ringing the RSPCA right now.
Wand3rlust
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Well that's 10 mins of my life I won't get back.
AWonkyDonkey
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Hello you.
Please don't roll your eyes at me. I'm about one eye roll away from throwing myself into a wood chipper...feet first.
Wand3rlust
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Wand3rlust
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I can do that ...
*eye twitches*
*eye twitches*
AWonkyDonkey
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Awww. I can feel the love.
Wand3rlust
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It took every fibre of my being....
AWonkyDonkey
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Im going to print this off and stick it on my wall.
Wand3rlust
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Wand3rlust
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You had to push it....
AWonkyDonkey
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For fucks sake...
Woodchipper, here I come. No! Don't try and stop me...
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No! I mean it. I'm doing it now...
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Er...
Hello? ... Anyone?
...
Wand3rlust
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Such a drama queen.
AWonkyDonkey
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I would reply but I'm busy having my legs eaten by a machine... Your fault.
cheekygirl75
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Being eaten by a machine isn't necessarily a bad thing... just saying
NorthernCardinal
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Ello
orangecurious
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AWonkyDonkey
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Evil, evil woman! I'm now walking round with my head full of dirty thoughts and I've got to be on my best behaviour!Being eaten by a machine isn't necessarily a bad thing... just saying
Hi mate
cheekygirl75
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Eh, good behavior is overrated.
AWonkyDonkey
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Oh I agree, it really is. But walking around with a boner in front of relatives?
You're trying to get me labelled a bigger pervert than I am and shipped off to an asylum!
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But she did not even mention the many delicious ways to get eaten by machines..
AWonkyDonkey
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But she did not even mention the many delicious ways to get eaten by machines..
*whispers to himself*...
Breathe Wonky... Don't let them get to you.
Think pure, innocent thoughts.
Make sure you keep your eyes averted and stick your fingers in your ears. Maybe chanting "laa, laa, laa!" at the same time will be helpful...
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