LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[jt1500]

Today be Thoizday, right?
We all know what that means...

https://i.postimg.cc/Jh07Vrtx/whattowearontt.jpg

Do you sleep with that bear? I wonder what stories he would have if he could talk. And you look beautiful as always. Love you pics

 

[Highwayczar]

Here is my craziest story.

In college on a first date.

Made it back to my apartment and we were on the bed playing tonsil hockey and engaging in some heavy petting.

The clothes were slowly coming off. Eventually, I was on my back in my underwear and she was straddling my hips in bra and panties.

She was sliding back and forth along my shaft when all of a sudden she stopped, balled her fists and started hitting me in the chest and yelled what are you doing to me!

I naturally started freaking out and immediately went limp. I laid there wondering what the hell I was supposed to do when she took off her bra and started pinching her nipples.

I was still freaking out when she slid backwards pulled out my cock and furiously went down on it. Once I got hard, she slid forward pulled her panties aside and impaled herself on me.

She was riding my cock for all it was worth when she stopped, started hitting me in the chest again and yelled why does this always happen to me! She then went back to riding me hard.

I told her I was going to cum and she slid off and took my load in her mouth.

She laid on top of my kissing all over my face and neck. Saying thank you repeatedly.

Needless to say, that was our first and only date. I saw her several times afterwards and we would speak casually but nothing was ever said about that night by either one of us.

 

[HotWifeOC]

Here is my craziest story.

In college on a first date.

Made it back to my apartment and we were on the bed playing tonsil hockey and engaging in some heavy petting.

The clothes were slowly coming off. Eventually, I was on my back in my underwear and she was straddling my hips in bra and panties.

She was sliding back and forth along my shaft when all of a sudden she stopped, balled her fists and started hitting me in the chest and yelled what are you doing to me!

I naturally started freaking out and immediately went limp. I laid there wondering what the hell I was supposed to do when she took off her bra and started pinching her nipples.

I was still freaking out when she slid backwards pulled out my cock and furiously went down on it. Once I got hard, she slid forward pulled her panties aside and impaled herself on me.

She was riding my cock for all it was worth when she stopped, started hitting me in the chest again and yelled why does this always happen to me! She then went back to riding me hard.

I told her I was going to cum and she slid off and took my load in her mouth.

She laid on top of my kissing all over my face and neck. Saying thank you repeatedly.

Needless to say, that was our first and only date. I saw her several times afterwards and we would speak casually but nothing was ever said about that night by either one of us.

Hot

 

[Lazaran]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story?

Kinda freaky story: My wife (then fiancée) talked me into going to her parents’ rural property (just some scenic land with a little cottage that her parents infrequently visited due to distance from their primary residence - about 100 miles - and because they were quite busy).

We arrived at the property and she coerced me into mowing some paths and helping her clean up some branches, trim some shrubs around the cottage, etc.

After we were done, we were both pretty sweaty, so we stripped down a bit and sprayed off outside with a garden hose (it was cold, but refreshing - and it got both of us a little frisky). I started getting "romantic" with her right out in the open on the rural property (the nearest neighbor was a mile away with hills and trees obscuring any view), and she was getting into it, when she suddenly froze up and said she had a weird feeling that her parents (who were quite reserved religious republicans) might show up. I quickly dismissed that notion and said: “What are the odds???”. She eventually relented and we "enjoyed ourselves to the fullest extent”.

We had just finished up and were cleaning ourselves up (again) when we heard the metal gate to the property being opened. Needless to say, we dressed in record time and were semi-presentable (though a bit flushed and disheveled) when her parents arrived at the cottage a very short time later.

It turns out her parents had decided to visit the property on a whim and were as surprised to see us there as we were to see them (we were obviously more surprised).

Fortunately, we were able to cover our frazzled appearance when her dad noticed all the work we had done on the property (which was part of the reason they had decided to pay a visit). He even commented that we looked like we had been working hard all day. We took his comments in stride and agreed, then her mom decided she would make us all a nice meal for all the work we had done (and saved them from doing). The entire meal my fiancée shot me daggers for talking her into our little semi-public sex act - especially after her premonition: Needless to say, I never doubted her premonitions after that day.

I still fondly recall that event every so often - even though it happened over thirty years ago - and laugh & wonder…

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...

Please tell me he followed up with a urologist

 

[Shyguy1369]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...

I have heard similar incidents to this. Some ended more abruptly than yours.

I do have a story to tell, but have to wait until I have time tomorrow. I'm off to bed for the night.
Sweet dreams Kit

 

[Jw75766]

When my wife and I were first dating, we were getting it on so hard we knocked the mattress off the box springs (metal frame bed). Both of us collapsed onto the floor, me still in her looking dumbfounded, both of us busted up laughing for a bit, put the mattress back on the bed and got back to it. My poor roommate likely always heard us, we weren't very quiet when we had sex, usually drunk or very tipsy.

 

[Jaws82]

19 years old. Having a grad party and got hotel rooms. Me and GF and GFs friend and a friend of mine who was his “date”

Boozed up truth or dare. Things were pretty heated between girlfriend and my friend making out. Copping a feel

Bedtime and we’re fooling around. My friend tried to get with her “date” he said no beuno.

So I told her to come join us and she did . Double blowjob. Fucked both GF. Went down on her while I fucked her.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Not sure if you have ever read the book but Chuck Palahniuk is one of my fave authors.
Reco:
Fight Club
Survivor
Rant
Choke
Damned (book 1 of 2 or 3 even maybe?, but book 2 was meh...)
Haunted

Also read of his Snuff, Lullaby, Beautiful You, Fugitives and Refugees...all are good but those top six I prefer

I read a lot of them. I had replied as such in the last thread, but it got shut down almost right after. I have read much after high school, but after reading Fight Club and Choke (movie was disappointing) , I started buying all of what I could find.

Survivor, Invisible Monsters, and Haunted were my favorites.

Rant was good, but I found myself going back and forth getting to figure out what I missed as it jumped around. My reading comprehension level was post high school in 7th grade, but the way that one was written was a little tough to follow at first.

Fugitives and Refugees was interesting. If I'm ever in Portland for more than a race weekend, I might try one if those tours if they're still around.

There were a couple of others that I can't recall the names of. One, the narrator thought he was the biological child of a porn star that was going to break the gangbang record. But everyone waiting their turn right they were that kid too. That one was meh.

Lullaby, I think involved an artist of some kind, lived in an island where the streets were laid out like fish bones and lettered? Something about a hidden room in the house I think.

Pygmy was tough to get through, and I don't think I finished Tell All. Don't remember Damned, or Beautiful You.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Sorry but...this is a classic example of why there's no "British cuisine" restaurants in the US...or world.

British-themed pub? Sure. Beer, fries (chips!), ok, no worries. Otherwise...what, some lucozade and kidney pies, scotch eggs, black

There is a great bar in Chicago that I visit with an old work buddy at the start and end of the season.
The guy who runs it is the descendant of a guy from the POW camp in 'The Great Escape."

Mostly English beers and British "cuisine" (like shepherd's pie and Scotch eggs)

I need to call him so we can go there again.

I love that place, but otherwise I agree that British food seems more like a punishment or the result of a dare than something positive

Maybe that's why they kept trying to conquer the world--finding food that wasn't rubbish

 

[Apollo96]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...

Well, I'll out myself tk the thread.. I've never had a sexual act so I dont have a story to contribute.

But I have had some weird Lit DMs.. a woman messaged me after we spoke to a thread a couple of times, just wanted dirty talk so we exchanged.. fast forward a few messages and pics were exchanged And she FLIPPED. She was horrified how hairy my torso is, said she cant do this anymore and cut ties...

 

[Shyguy1369]

Good morning beautiful Kit
Hope you have a fabulous Friday.
((HUGGLES))

 

[stevesthename]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...

That made my eyes water!

 

[SpicyBean99]

yeah but its been dipped/deep-fried...so you have to either eat off the breading, then pick the skin off, or attack it with your fingers/a knife and peel off the breading, then peel off the skin, then attempt to enjoy one messy piece of fish.

Sorry but...this is a classic example of why there's no "British cuisine" restaurants in the US...or world.

British-themed pub? Sure. Beer, fries (chips!), ok, no worries. Otherwise...what, some lucozade and kidney pies, scotch eggs, black pudding and scones and tea? Not exactly the healthiest.
Admittedly, most American dishes are also not ideal. Hamburgers (German/American), BBQ (ok, sorry but...ya'all lose there. BBQ, when even done mediocrely is fucking amazing), milkshakes (tasty but so bad for you), fried chicken (see milkshakes), hot dogs (a worse version of German/Austrian sausages), apple pie, Coke...

Morning Kit

Your thong Thursday was phenom. like god damn

But… I have some spare time on my hands today and… well… as an AVID foodie and cook….and a baker….I feel I have to stick my Great British oar in here and intercept before all the Americans that have no clue about us brits assume that all we eat are scotch eggs, scones, black pudding and skin on fish (none of which I’ve eaten in… well years.)

Skin on fish freaking gross btw so I agree with ya there! And yes, duh of course we have fish and chips BUT judging from the latter list (scotch eggs, chips, pies… is like visiting a pub in the uk and basing our entire cuisine from those meagre dishes… the culinary equivalent of judging Italian cuisine based on Pizza Express. SO… British food is extremely regional, and a lot of it comes down to geography, where you’re visiting, if you’re near the coastline (which Stratford upon Avon isn’t) and a farming systems that are structured very differently from the US. (Smaller farms, less mass producing, stricter welfare standards for animals etc.) I digress… but for any Americans reading and thinking god damn those brits and their baked beans and black puddings…

Cornwall - Fresh mackerel straight off the boat, new potatoes, samphire, dairy that comes from grass-fed cows because the coastline lets them be grass-fed. And yes, duh… the famous pasty, but people ALSO eat a LOT of grilled fish, shellfish, local veg, and seasonal fruit.
Yorkshire - proper roast dinners, fresh root veg, Wensleydale (to some people’s taste, not mine.) rhubarb from the “Rhubarb Triangle,” and some of the best beef in the UK thanks to cattle raised in small-scale systems rather than giant feeding lots (I watched earthlings)
Scotland - Incredible seafood: langoustines, razor clams, Isles mussels. Wild game like venison (which is STUNNING), and of course their famous Scottish oats in about fifty different forms, because they grow well in the climate.

All in all, the reason you’re not seeing British food or British restaurants; is because our food culture isn’t built around spectacle, (large, bbq and greasy), it’s built around regional produce and home cooking!!! (We all love our nans roast) Our farming system is small-scale, (mostly), local, and seasonal, so most of our best dishes don’t translate into big, flashy restaurant concepts abroad. Standard American restaurant culture is…bold? With its basically instantly recognisable “signature dishes.” Burgers, bbq, brisket, hot dogs, apple pie, gumbo…) British cuisine is far more subtle with its roasts, pies, stews, coastal seafood, regional cheeses… all freaking brilliant, but not the kind of thing that becomes a themed chain overseas anywhere.

Love from,

A British foodie

 

[SpicyBean99]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

I can happily start.

I broke a guy's dick.

Yep.

Here is the scoop:

Me on top, cowgirl (facing him). He has a nice sized cock, not enormous or whatever, but prob seven inches which is certainly larger than average. All is well and we are on his bed. I start to lean back...and back and further back...and instead of either his cock hitting my g spot, or even slipping out, it bent the wrong way.
He immediately stopped and said he felt a pop...wasnt sure if it was audible he said but he felt it.
He pulled out and all seemed well so we "finished" and when he came, he said it hurt a bit but not incredibly bad or whatever.
Fast forward a few minutes to when you get up to go clean yerself up and pee.
He goes in and tries peeing and screams.
No blood, just insane pain.

And then we go to the ER.

After an examination which was less than comfortable he mentioned, the female doc says he likely tore the urethra a tiny bit. Got pain meds.
Excruciating pain everytime he peed for several days.
Didnt have sex for several days of course.
And now apparently his "pee stream" is permanently split in two and he gets super nervous everytime a woman is on top...

My friendship group and I were all drinking at our mate-… let’s call him…Jake… at Jake’s house…. It was his birthday and we’d spent the day playing drinking games, watching the football and having a bbq. In the evening when the boring lot left it was just our intimate group of three boys, (two of which I’ve known my whole life) me and my friend Soph, and Jake’s new girlfriend. At some point us three girls had ended up in the kitchen together talking and drinking whilst the boys were still outside. Between the wine and the flirting we got it into our heads that we would get into Jake’s bed and see how long it took for the boys to notice we were had gone. Eventually of course, the boys came looking for us and we’ll…. let’s just say…. they had a whale of a time discovering me in a bra and jeans, making out with jade whilst Sophie filmed it on her phone….Most of us in the group are either bi, gay, sexually open, and/or openly non-monogamous. So I’ll let you imagine how the rest of the night played out.

 

[Shyguy1369]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story? Please keep it 18+ (so no HS hijinks) otherwise this thread gets locked, like my original thread (d'oh!).
It can be anything from something that happened on lit, something perhaps in college, a co-worker, your partner coming home and saying/doing something way out of the ordinary, an accident, a surprise, what happened and why?
If you do not have one, no worries.

So my craziest was with my first long term girlfriend. We were out for a nice walk on a dreary day when it began to rain, just a light spring rain. It was a Sunday I believe because there wasn't a lot of people around. We had an area where there was a slight hill leading up to and over some railroad tracks. One side of the hill was grassy and the other not only had rocks, but also faced houses and shops. The grassy side did have a road that went by it and the closest house was probably about 100 to 200 yards away. We looked at the grassy side and I said, well you always wanted to try public sex, we could give it a go here?
She looked at me then the grass and smiled. So we walked over, looked around, there were no cars and it had been quiet for most of the time we were out. So I took of my jacket, laid it on the grass and we just decided to have sex right there. We obviously took some precautions. Clothes stayed mostly on, best part for me was she was a knee length skirt, so we just had to slide that up and take her underwear off. There wasn't much foreplay, but I did get my mouth on her breasts a few times as we had sex on the side of the hill... That's when a car drove by, neither of us stopped, but both went wide eyed. The car just kept going but we were sure they knew what we were doing there. However, it didn't stop us and we kept going until we both climaxed and that was when another car was heard and honked the horn. We both blushed, but finished up, and got sorted before we then continued our walk and laughed about it later.
We had a few other chances to have a bit of public fun, nothing like that again and none where anyone actually caught us.

Sadly, this relationship ended badly. She ended up cheating on me with two other guys and that broke me for a long long time.

So that's my both crazy and sad story wrapped into one.

 

[Jerrieager]

Today be Thoizday, right?
We all know what that means...

https://i.postimg.cc/Jh07Vrtx/whattowearontt.jpg

Such beautiful skin lov

 

[scott24573]

Something is wet I think...

https://i.postimg.cc/RVkWbW1X/wetwed.jpg

Ahhh dinner is served!

 

[LilKitKat]

Please tell me he followed up with a urologist

no idea. All I know is that he is pain-free and can pee, it just splits into two streams.

 

[LilKitKat]

When my wife and I were first dating, we were getting it on so hard we knocked the mattress off the box springs (metal frame bed). Both of us collapsed onto the floor, me still in her looking dumbfounded, both of us busted up laughing for a bit, put the mattress back on the bed and got back to it. My poor roommate likely always heard us, we weren't very quiet when we had sex, usually drunk or very tipsy.

thats some pounding!

 

[LilKitKat]

19 years old. Having a grad party and got hotel rooms. Me and GF and GFs friend and a friend of mine who was his “date”

Boozed up truth or dare. Things were pretty heated between girlfriend and my friend making out. Copping a feel

Bedtime and we’re fooling around. My friend tried to get with her “date” he said no beuno.

So I told her to come join us and she did . Double blowjob. Fucked both GF. Went down on her while I fucked her.

wow, nice one...bucketlist item scratched off!

 

[Jaws82]

wow, nice one...bucketlist item scratched off!

We all hooked up again during Christmas break too

 

[athelticguy04]

Happy friday gorgeous. Enjoy the weekend.be safe,have fun,keep being your beautiful self

 

[LilKitKat]

I read a lot of them. I had replied as such in the last thread, but it got shut down almost right after. I have read much after high school, but after reading Fight Club and Choke (movie was disappointing) , I started buying all of what I could find.

Survivor, Invisible Monsters, and Haunted were my favorites.

Rant was good, but I found myself going back and forth getting to figure out what I missed as it jumped around. My reading comprehension level was post high school in 7th grade, but the way that one was written was a little tough to follow at first.

Fugitives and Refugees was interesting. If I'm ever in Portland for more than a race weekend, I might try one if those tours if they're still around.

There were a couple of others that I can't recall the names of. One, the narrator thought he was the biological child of a porn star that was going to break the gangbang record. But everyone waiting their turn right they were that kid too. That one was meh.

Lullaby, I think involved an artist of some kind, lived in an island where the streets were laid out like fish bones and lettered? Something about a hidden room in the house I think.

Pygmy was tough to get through, and I don't think I finished Tell All. Don't remember Damned, or Beautiful You.

the porn star kid one is "Snuff" I think. And yeah its meh.

Lullaby is the poem when read aloud kills people stuff and the person kills his family so he goes aorund trying to find and destory every copy of the book or something? I cant remember but I know its usually reviewed well but I was a bit bored by it.

Damned is about a kid who goes to hell. Its super funny.

Beautiful You is about some woman who tests sex toys and it starts off awesome but goes way off the rails by end

 

[LilKitKat]

There is a great bar in Chicago that I visit with an old work buddy at the start and end of the season.
The guy who runs it is the descendant of a guy from the POW camp in 'The Great Escape."

Mostly English beers and British "cuisine" (like shepherd's pie and Scotch eggs)

I need to call him so we can go there again.

I love that place, but otherwise I agree that British food seems more like a punishment or the result of a dare than something positive

Maybe that's why they kept trying to conquer the world--finding food that wasn't rubbish

I have been to England a number of times, always enjoy it. Great place to lose weight hahahaha. Or gain it...lol!