Catfish and Fake posters

[Apisto42]

What amazes me more than those who unknowingly get baited by a catfish are those who white knight for them when they get called out.

Especially when they think they're better than the average bear, Yogi.

White knighting is toxic.

 

[barefootgirl69]

White knighting is toxic.

I think this guys posts would even make you puke from laughing so hard.

 

[Apisto42]

Probably just get me in trouble. Then end up having to put them on ignore.

 

[lil_jenni]

Having been accused many times over the years of not being who I say I am, and/or accused of lying or exaggerating about my experiences, I want to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. But there are some recent young women seeking older men type posters who make me .

Look, I get literary exhibitionism. It's why I'm here. It fills a need for me, and pretty safely at that. So if getting a bunch of older guys going by being vapid and ditzy while exuding that certain kind of innocent sexiness that a lot of guys are into gets someone going, then more power to that person. But I'm suspicious that's not what is happening in many of the posts I have seen over the past week.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

What amazes me more than those who unknowingly get baited by a catfish are those who white knight for them when they get called out.

Especially when they think they're better than the average bear, Yogi.

So
Like this:

 

[StillRain]

Who's doing the travelling? I seem to recall they're a couple of thousand miles apart.

Are you talking about me?

 

[StillRain]

If you include vegan sausage

No one likes vegans. Especially the ones who tell you they’re vegan and that smell like patchouli.

 

[metrifonate]

No one likes vegans. Especially the ones who tell you they’re vegan and that smell like patchouli.

Never eaten one.

 

[AmberLGreen]

White knighting is toxic.

If anybody ever finds out about you being a catfish, I will white knight you to the death

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Are you talking about me?

Hell, that was three days ago. My memory is getting so bad that I've lost something I put down yesterday.

No; looking back at that page I was probably reacting to:

You looking for a spanking?

....because Cheeky knows I'm just teasing her.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What kind of catfish we talking about? Channel catfish? Flatheads? Blue cats? Yellow bellies?
I use different bait and tackle for different species..

 

[deft]

You said “tackle”

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Ssshhhh! He was talking about rugby.

 

[AmberLGreen]

What kind of catfish we talking about? Channel catfish? Flatheads? Blue cats? Yellow bellies?
I use different bait and tackle for different species..

They are your everyday type catfish. This is the elite Lit species.

Chanel catfish - the ones that hide their fishy scent well until the bottle runs out
Knobheads - the ones who are doing it to specifically cause harm to others
Blue Balls Pussies - the ones who are just so desperate for a sexy word or two, they will fuck anything
Purple bellends - the ones with a permanent hard on they will wank over a dead fly

 

[StillRain]

I’m your Stealth catfish. The one you dont see coming and then I’ll just devour your sausage.

 

[Xerxes82]

I’m your Stealth catfish. The one you dont see coming and then I’ll just devour your sausage.

My level of concern or intetest is directly related to just how much 'devour' is being used metaphorically vs literally in this description.

 

[AmberLGreen]

My level of concern or intetest is directly related to just how much 'devour' is being used metaphorically vs literally in this description.

She is ravenous for sausage

 

[Xerxes82]

She is ravenous for sausage

Which either makes it sexier or even more alarming, depending.

The fine print matters.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Well, folks. I might be a man. Who knew?!?

You sound like a limp-dick loser who despises any woman who finds you disgusting. Go get a life ... Douchebag.

Such a sad excuse for a man, but like the others in your life ... I can just ignore you because you don't matter.

 

[Xerxes82]

Well, folks. I might be a man. Who knew?!?

Straight up, if there were more men like you TPM, I'd go gay right quick.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Straight up, if there were more men like you TPM, I'd go gay right quick.

Now there’s a compliment I never expected, lol. But thanks

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Well, folks. I might be a man. Who knew?!?

Oh my gosh.... this sounds just like the bob + winged eyeliner having, "I'm being suppressed for my opinions" catfish that flounced a couple weeks back. The writing styles are bang on for each other.

 

[Statius]

What amazes me more than those who unknowingly get baited by a catfish are those who white knight for them when they get called out.

Especially when they think they're better than the average bear, Yogi.

White male savior syndrome. It's rampant.

 

[Statius]

Oh my gosh.... this sounds just like the bob + winged eyeliner having, "I'm being suppressed for my opinions" catfish that flounced a couple weeks back. The writing styles are bang on for each other.

That's what I said!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, folks. I might be a man. Who knew?!?

Well I do like a good old “douchebag”. Are you a “nice guy” too? All my dreams wrapped up in one limp-dicked package. Forget any formalities, just slide your disgusting ass into my DMs and let me know just how big your dick is