Winter 2025 Contest Ideas

[sirhugs]

isn't dressing as a vicar more a halloween thing?

 

[KindredFlame]

I really don’t know babe I am very sorry if I seem to be craving your attention. I think the idea was it was Santa she was waiting for, and Eleanor Rigby always struck me as a Christmas song

 

[sirhugs]

I really don’t know babe I am very sorry if I seem to be craving your attention. I think the idea was it was Santa she was waiting for, and Eleanor Rigby always struck me as a Christmas song

more a wedding song to me.

 

[sirhugs]

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice from a church where a wedding has been, lives in a dream.

But this year her dream was different to all of the others she didn’t ones a big Christmas with her family as she had none, all she wanted was one man and that man was Santa.

For years he came down the chimney and made a mess of her room where she sat by the window.

The vicar while darning his socks thinks of Elenor and decides to go around her house dressed as Santa.

He knocks on the door and she sees a big red outfit through the glass of her front door so she gets her baseball bat opens the door and knocks him out cold she drags him inside and fucks Santas brains out.

Only to find it’s farther McKenzie who has a smile on his face this Christmas.

Turns out that Eleanor was the vicar's girlfriend back in the day, and his decision to marry the church rather than her is what made her so sad. after all, Anglican vicars are not only allowed to marry, a good vicar's wife is de rigeur if the vicar doesn't want a "marry me" contest in the congregation. The fact the vicar did not marry Eleanor is a tragedy. but there was that one Christmas Eve, after midnight mass, on the altar...

 

[sirhugs]

The snowman comes to life...and someone stuck a carrot where his cock should be (those darn plot bunnies).
Does the FMC invite it inside, at the risk of melting, or do they have sex outside?

 

[sirhugs]

tobogganing or tubing...
veering off course, spilling in the bush and making out?
or tumbling like dice, breaking bones and needing nursing back in the chalet?

 

[MikeXIrons]

I had an ex whose first “sexual awakening” happened while riding an old ski lift that vibrated “just right”. The boy she was skiing with got the benefit of that pavlovian association. Thinking back about him always made her horny.

 

[MikeXIrons]

tobogganing or tubing...
veering off course, spilling in the bush and making out?
or tumbling like dice, breaking bones and needing nursing back in the chalet?

injuries can present some “innocent” unintended opportunities.

A bunch of friends go on an annual ski trip. One guy brings his new wife who is not a skier. The other friends aren’t psyched to add a non-skier to the group, but she volunteers to be “lodge mom” and cook them all a great comfort-food meal when they return from the slopes. One guy gets hurt skiing and finds himself on the couch with his injured leg up… needing some TLC and nursing. While she takes care of him, his hardon is obvious in his long johns. One thing leads to another, and she definitely gets invited back for next year’s trip.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Roommates and their partners can’t go home for the holiday so they decide to throw a potluck. One of them has gotten into some odd dishes but they smell delicious so everyone gives it a try, only to find out that the recipe is a powerful aphrodisiac. The person who made it didn’t know and soon everyone is breaking out into an orgy.

2. Christmas at the kink club

Club members find out one of their oldest members has no one to go to do Christmas so the club secretly gets together and plans out a way to take shifts, making sure that member gets to have an amazing Christmas (depending on the dynamic, maybe the member gets several subs who rotate in and out, maybe each of them take turns doing an activity like shibari with them, or some other activities so their veteran member isn’t alone and they get to show how much they care about them)

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Gift of the Magi: wife sold her ass and got it stretched out to get hubby a perfect blowjob machine

Hubby slung dick to everyone who would pay so he could get his wife the world’s greatest buttplug and now he ain’t getting hard for quite some time

 

[sirhugs]

Elves

Probably already a post or two about elves, but posting bsed on the theory that there are never enough elf tales.
Elf on Elf.
Elf orgy
Elf or elves and Mrs. Claus
Elf or elves and Santa
The department store elf and... almost anybody
The elf under the Christmas tree
Mom dressed up as an elf
Sister dressed up as an elf
Daughter dressed up as an elf
Elf at the office party

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Elf orgy on a shelf?

 

[sirhugs]

elf hides in Santa's bag, tumbles down the chimney, interrupts human sex (maybe mom & dad putting presents under the tree?) and is invited to join in. Mom is pleased that not every part of the elf is tiny...

 

[sirhugs]

Ho.... Ho... Ho.... whores
does the brothel close on Christmas Eve?
Do the streetwalkers go to midnight mass?
Do they all give it away for free as their gift?
Does the family invite the otherwise estranged prostitute family member for dinner, leading to frolics?
do the elves get free sex?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Government Research Idiot gets sent to an Inuit village deep in the NWT to explore procreation in subzero environments.

Village Elder explains, 'Nawh Dude, it ain't noses we rub up here.'

 

[sirhugs]

Government Research Idiot gets sent to an Inuit village deep in the NWT to explore procreation in subzero environments.

Village Elder explains, 'Nawh Dude, it ain't noses we rub up here.'

does he offer to loan his wife?
Would the idiot prefer the daughter? (or the son?)
Does the Idiot have anything or anybody worth trading?

 

[sirhugs]

The World's Oldest Elf

are we thinking one of Santa's elves or a shopping center elf ?(do they have such things anymore?)
it was a promo for the seasonal return of the movie "elf" that made me think about this, together wiith the runinations diown the firum about the world's oldest profession.
What would the wprld's oldest elf do for sex?
would they only enjoy it once a year after Santa goes on their rounds?
would they go to a sex club?
a sex party?
would they pay for it?
would they give it away for free, just another gift from Santa?
then of course, the 1001 Mrs. Santa variations...

 

[KindredFlame]

The World's Oldest Elf

are we thinking one of Santa's elves or a shopping center elf ?(do they have such things anymore?)
it was a promo for the seasonal return of the movie "elf" that made me think about this, together wiith the runinations diown the firum about the world's oldest profession.
What would the wprld's oldest elf do for sex?
would they only enjoy it once a year after Santa goes on their rounds?
would they go to a sex club?
a sex party?
would they pay for it?
would they give it away for free, just another gift from Santa?
then of course, the 1001 Mrs. Santa variations...

Christmas being the most commercial extravaganza worldwide, my guess is you’re paying.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

“Sweetie, I know you said no dogs for Christmas but I think you’ll make an exception for this case.”

“Whoa!”

“Yes, her name is Samantha but we’ll call her cocoa. She’s very playful and affectionate and she’s willing to pay rent! Go ahead, try her out!”

 

[KindredFlame]

“Sweetie, I know you said no dogs for Christmas but I think you’ll make an exception for this case.”

“Whoa!”

“Yes, her name is Samantha but we’ll call her cocoa. She’s very playful and affectionate and she’s willing to pay rent! Go ahead, try her out!”

Nothing like a dog for Christmas! Then one on New Year then Valentines I guess, then Easter! Diwali, Hanukkah. Woof Woof. Some men are just hounds. lol

 

[sirhugs]

Nothing like a dog for Christmas! Then one on New Year then Valentines I guess, then Easter! Diwali, Hanukkah. Woof Woof. Some men are just hounds. lol

and chasing the dog around the house leads to two (or more) people falling onto the same bed as the critter runs underneath...

 

[sirhugs]

How do you deal with Horny Old Incle Alfred at Christmas dinner?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Nearing the end of his contracted seasonal run, the old guy who's been playing Mall Santa and suffering through masses of nasty kids screaming and yelling and whining and crying is visited by the sales clerks from the nearby lingerie store.

What do they whisper into his ear as they squirm on his lap?

 

[sirhugs]

Nearing the end of his contracted seasonal run, the old guy who's been playing Mall Santa and suffering through masses of nasty kids screaming and yelling and whining and crying is visited by the sales clerks from the nearby lingerie store.

What do they whisper into his ear as they squirm on his lap?

"Can I climb down your chimney?"

 

[sirhugs]

Last ones left in the residence for the holidays...
as I like to say "what could possibly go wrong?"