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Why are there fireworks?
In the uk we have an annual tradition called bonfire/fireworks night. It happens on November 5th. It's to commemorate the attempt to blow up parliament in 1605. A man called Guy Fawkes became the scapegoat.

But fireworks are sold up to 3 weeks early, and the small penis twats love to play with them.
 
In the uk we have an annual tradition called bonfire/fireworks night. It happens on November 5th. It's to commemorate the attempt to blow up parliament in 1605. A man called Guy Fawkes became the scapegoat.

But fireworks are sold up to 3 weeks early, and the small penis twats love to play with them.
I’ve heard of bonfire night - I didn’t know they started so early!
 
In the uk we have an annual tradition called bonfire/fireworks night. It happens on November 5th. It's to commemorate the attempt to blow up parliament in 1605. A man called Guy Fawkes became the scapegoat.

But fireworks are sold up to 3 weeks early, and the small penis twats love to play with them.
Small penises need love too,
I am guessing
 
I’ve heard of bonfire night - I didn’t know they started so early!
Yeah, sadly they do. The next 2 weekends will be bad i recon.

I've always thought the holiday was weird.
Group of people try to murder the king. Let's make it a yearly tradition and detonate small controlled explosives.
 
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