🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[Xxllrs69xx]

Help!!

Im in a public speaking class. I have zero problem with the actual public speaking but coming up with speeches is making me spiral a bit. (Overthinker much?) I am supposed to give an Occasional Speech - think wedding toast, eulogy, keynote introduction - but for an idea or fictional character. My brain is just ... blanking. My best idea is a Eulogy for My Patience but I don't love it.

Im crowdsourcing ideas! It does need to be "clean" but Ill enjoy your filthy ideas too.
Thank you!

Start with a topic you are passionate and extremely knowledgeable about. That is the easy part.

Create some speakers notes (bullet points).

Practice aloud - time your self.

As for topics may I suggest pussy worship, cock sucking or some thing related to a little light bondage.

 

[Apisto42]

Help!!

Im in a public speaking class. I have zero problem with the actual public speaking but coming up with speeches is making me spiral a bit. (Overthinker much?) I am supposed to give an Occasional Speech - think wedding toast, eulogy, keynote introduction - but for an idea or fictional character. My brain is just ... blanking. My best idea is a Eulogy for My Patience but I don't love it.

Im crowdsourcing ideas! It does need to be "clean" but Ill enjoy your filthy ideas too.
Thank you!

A toast to … cheese. The puns available are plentiful.

Though I do like the idea above of cock and pussy worshipping. Maybe just do a separate vocaroo for your loyal (if often absent) followers?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A toast to … cheese. The puns available are plentiful.

Though I do like the idea above of cock and pussy worshipping. Maybe just do a separate vocaroo for your loyal (if often absent) followers?

Dont tempt me with a good time.

You know I'm an audio whore.

 

[Apisto42]

Dont tempt me with a good time.

Would I do that?

You know I'm an audio whore.

And we love you for it.

 

[LostHorizon]

Help!!

Im in a public speaking class. I have zero problem with the actual public speaking but coming up with speeches is making me spiral a bit. (Overthinker much?) I am supposed to give an Occasional Speech - think wedding toast, eulogy, keynote introduction - but for an idea or fictional character. My brain is just ... blanking. My best idea is a Eulogy for My Patience but I don't love it.

Im crowdsourcing ideas! It does need to be "clean" but Ill enjoy your filthy ideas too.
Thank you!

I don’t know if it’s too late but you could do one of those speeches for a Litster.

I mean, we are fictional, sort of.

Toast your favorite Litster, or eulogize your least favorite one. Or whatever.

It would be kind of fun. Giving a speech about someone living in anonymity on a porn site. Just make up stuff you don’t know.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Blue's Clues dirty talk.
I don't know why, but I just feel like this belongs here.

 

[MissSNG]

Blue's Clues dirty talk.
I don't know why, but I just feel like this belongs here.

I saw this on TikTok recently and it definitely made me feel things

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Blue's Clues dirty talk.
I don't know why, but I just feel like this belongs here.

I saw this on TikTok recently and it definitely made me feel things

Lol, I saw part of this on TT too and I immediate thought of my childhood best friends who was IN LOVE with Steve from Blue's Clues. Like had pictures of him in her bedroom. Not normal for a 13 year old girl. I make the weirdest friends!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

A toast at Romeo & Juliet's joint funeral?

Saluting Craig Venter at the first sequencing of the human genome?

To the end of Fall and the beginning of Winter?

To Coronavirus 2019? Probably for the whimper at the end of its dread reign over human society?

Start with a topic you are passionate and extremely knowledgeable about. That is the easy part.

Create some speakers notes (bullet points).

Practice aloud - time your self.

As for topics may I suggest pussy worship, cock sucking or some thing related to a little light bondage.

A toast to … cheese. The puns available are plentiful.

Though I do like the idea above of cock and pussy worshipping. Maybe just do a separate vocaroo for your loyal (if often absent) followers?

I don’t know if it’s too late but you could do one of those speeches for a Litster.

I mean, we are fictional, sort of.

Toast your favorite Litster, or eulogize your least favorite one. Or whatever.

It would be kind of fun. Giving a speech about someone living in anonymity on a porn site. Just make up stuff you don’t know.

Ok speech done and I'm sad to report that it was completely PG. There was no mention of cock worship, not eulogies to my virginity, no keynote addresses to my ass....

But I did make an A+ so there's that! Almost as good as some of ya'lls suggestions.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

And really ... what's more important?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Creative Angles and All



Real Question - Hot or Not? Specifically watching. I have unexpected feelings on this one.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Thinking of gathering the witches and starting a "coven". Wanna?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Thinking of you

Aw damn.... it all got edited away

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ok speech done and I'm sad to report that it was completely PG. There was no mention of cock worship, not eulogies to my virginity, no keynote addresses to my ass....

But I did make an A+ so there's that! Almost as good as some of ya'lls suggestions.

Great! So - when're you gonna vocaroo it?!?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Happy Curvesday!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Great! So - when're you gonna vocaroo it?!?

I reckon I should write the filthy version and deliver that one??


Or someone could write me one and I'd deliver that one! Since I'm soooooo busy. <bats eyelashes>

 

[deft]

Real Question - Hot or Not? Specifically watching. I have unexpected feelings on this one.

I really enjoy porn where a woman is using one on a man... does that count?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I really enjoy porn where a woman is using one on a man... does that count?

It does!! Thank you for answering, Deft.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I reckon I should write the filthy version and deliver that one??


Or someone could write me one and I'd deliver that one! Since I'm soooooo busy. <bats eyelashes>

Orrrr, you could read your A+ version as is! No extra work needed! Aren't I such a nice guy to reduce the delay?!?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Orrrr, you could read your A+ version as is! No extra work needed! Aren't I such a nice guy to reduce the delay?!?

Its too real life for Lit. Sowwy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m a very simple monkey. Sometimes simply existing is enough.