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PrettyLilPussy19 said:
I can only assume a very specific male gaze?

I am very rarely surprised by something I see on the internet but that made me LOL.
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Right?? I've seen a lot of things over the last few years, but this one takes the cake. I just can't imagine who commissioned this.

I must have gotten on a strange corner of the interwebs, because the clip that popped up in my feed right before that one featured an oiled up woman, yanking some guy's dick about in a fashion i can only describe as "1980's kid aggressively playing w/an Atari joystick". Then, after he'd already cum, she proceeded to give a very aggressive hand job, for no reason!

is this it? Have I completed the internet?Should I just shut down all my accounts? Because every sensual and sexy gif and clip has been seen? I'm not crying, you're crying!
 
MindYaBitness said:
Right?? I've seen a lot of things over the last few years, but this one takes the cake. I just can't imagine who commissioned this.

I must have gotten on a strange corner of the interwebs, because the clip that popped up in my feed right before that one featured an oiled up woman, yanking some guy's dick about in a fashion i can only describe as "1980's kid aggressively playing w/an Atari joystick". Then, after he'd already cum, she proceeded to give a very aggressive hand job, for no reason!

is this it? Have I completed the internet?Should I just shut down all my accounts? Because every sensual and sexy gif and clip has been seen? I'm not crying, you're crying!
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I think the only solution is to make more of your own content.

I'll watch.
 
MindYaBitness said:
1- Still waiting for the site developers of OnlyMomsā„¢ to finish the site
2- I need some russian hackers to go into my families clergy's computers and block the site!
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I mean... I'd question why your family's clergy would be looking on OnlyMoms in the first place... unless they're like some really cool, super sex-positive clergy I know. Those cats are all right.
 
MindYaBitness said:
Right?? I've seen a lot of things over the last few years, but this one takes the cake. I just can't imagine who commissioned this.

I must have gotten on a strange corner of the interwebs, because the clip that popped up in my feed right before that one featured an oiled up woman, yanking some guy's dick about in a fashion i can only describe as "1980's kid aggressively playing w/an Atari joystick". Then, after he'd already cum, she proceeded to give a very aggressive hand job, for no reason!

is this it? Have I completed the internet?Should I just shut down all my accounts? Because every sensual and sexy gif and clip has been seen? I'm not crying, you're crying!
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I can guarantee the internet has more to show you ... whether you like it or not!

Im always reminded, when I see something like that, that it exists because wayyyyy more than one person is into ... Rough Atari Stroking lol
 
Whiskeyjack said:
I mean... I'd question why your family's clergy would be looking on OnlyMoms in the first place... unless they're like some really cool, super sex-positive clergy I know. Those cats are all right.
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I'm a realist, even clergy (some would say especially clergy) have needs. They're just better at hiding it. And, I have brothers. Again, I'm a realist, I have no illusions that their only reason to be on the internet is to check the weather šŸ˜‚
 
MindYaBitness said:
Right?? I've seen a lot of things over the last few years, but this one takes the cake. I just can't imagine who commissioned this.

I must have gotten on a strange corner of the interwebs, because the clip that popped up in my feed right before that one featured an oiled up woman, yanking some guy's dick about in a fashion i can only describe as "1980's kid aggressively playing w/an Atari joystick". Then, after he'd already cum, she proceeded to give a very aggressive hand job, for no reason!

is this it? Have I completed the internet?Should I just shut down all my accounts? Because every sensual and sexy gif and clip has been seen? I'm not crying, you're crying!
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This is a cry of help that LittleSister could have answered. None of us would have actually wanted to see the answer, but she would have provided itā€¦ šŸ¤£
 
MindYaBitness said:
1- Still waiting for the site developers of OnlyMomsā„¢ to finish the site
2- I need some russian hackers to go into my families clergy's computers and block the site!
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I honestly wonder how many bizarre emails the women that do the Onlymoms podcast have received that are directly attributable to you.
 
LKincaid42 said:
I honestly wonder how many bizarre emails the women that do the Onlymoms podcast have received that are directly attributable to you.
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I didn't even know there was an OnlyMoms podcast. Poor ladies! I wonder how many times they have been asked the monthly fee to watch them fold laundry topless šŸ˜‚
 
MindYaBitness said:
I didn't even know there was an OnlyMoms podcast. Poor ladies! I wonder how many times they have been asked the monthly fee to watch them fold laundry topless šŸ˜‚
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These sorts of requests probably hit differently if they do their show on YouTube with video rather than just an audio only format. They must be tragically confused when it happens.
 
MindYaBitness said:
I didn't even know there was an OnlyMoms podcast. Poor ladies! I wonder how many times they have been asked the monthly fee to watch them fold laundry topless šŸ˜‚
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On another note, I think many many men would subscribe to some OnlyMoms accounts; my wife would make a fortune were she so inclined.
 
Help!!

Im in a public speaking class. I have zero problem with the actual public speaking but coming up with speeches is making me spiral a bit. (Overthinker much?) I am supposed to give an Occasional Speech - think wedding toast, eulogy, keynote introduction - but for an idea or fictional character. My brain is just ... blanking. My best idea is a Eulogy for My Patience but I don't love it.

Im crowdsourcing ideas! It does need to be "clean" but Ill enjoy your filthy ideas too. šŸ˜‰
Thank you!
 
PrettyLilPussy19 said:
Help!!

Im in a public speaking class. I have zero problem with the actual public speaking but coming up with speeches is making me spiral a bit. (Overthinker much?) I am supposed to give an Occasional Speech - think wedding toast, eulogy, keynote introduction - but for an idea or fictional character. My brain is just ... blanking. My best idea is a Eulogy for My Patience but I don't love it.

Im crowdsourcing ideas! It does need to be "clean" but Ill enjoy your filthy ideas too. šŸ˜‰
Thank you!
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A toast at Romeo & Juliet's joint funeral?

Saluting Craig Venter at the first sequencing of the human genome?

To the end of Fall and the beginning of Winter?

To Coronavirus 2019? Probably for the whimper at the end of its dread reign over human society?
 
UsuallyPresent said:
A toast at Romeo & Juliet's joint funeral?

Saluting Craig Venter at the first sequencing of the human genome?

To the end of Fall and the beginning of Winter?

To Coronavirus 2019? Probably for the whimper at the end of its dread reign over human society?
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Oooh!! I especially like the Romeo and Juliette one! Thank you šŸ˜
 
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