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[pinkparkhorse]

Right?

People couldn't resist I guess.

It’s way too much fun.

 

[kreemi_pi]

i think boobs may have been mentioned, then i was driven by wanting to make 100 really fast ha

And then it just snowballed

No, not THAT kind of snowball

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Gets a guy every time. Advertise boobs you can sell the Golden Gate bridge

I tried but mine are too small I think.

 

[Statius]

And then it just snowballed

No, not THAT kind of snowball

No? Hmmm. Losing interest.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Gets a guy every time. Advertise boobs you can sell the Golden Gate bridge

Come for the boobs...stay for my Golden Gatr baby

 

[pinkparkhorse]

And then it just snowballed

No, not THAT kind of snowball

Mmmmm. Snowball. Yum.

 

[Statius]

I tried but mine are too small I think.

Doubtful. Never seen a straight guy turn down boobs, ever, no matter the size.

 

[Statius]

Come for the boobs...stay for my Golden Gatr baby

 

[kreemi_pi]

Doubtful. Never seen a straight guy turn down boobs, ever, no matter the size.

Truth.

 

[Statius]

Truth.

Honesty

 

[kreemi_pi]

Mmmmm. Snowball. Yum.

I went with my friend to visit her parents one time. Their dog came running out and was all friendly. And the dog's name, I swear to god...

"Snowball likes you!" said the mom. "Do you like Snowball?"

Somehow I kept a straight face.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Doubtful. Never seen a straight guy turn down boobs, ever, no matter the size.

Then it must be because I didn’t include earthquake insurance with the sale.

 

[Statius]

Could be, or did he have bigger man boobs than you? Was he married? Involved? Gotta hit up those guys who've been single for a while

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Could be, or did he have bigger man boobs than you? Was he married? Involved? Gotta hit up those guys who've been single for a while

I tried a few guys. I just need to offload the damn thing. The maintenance has been costing me a fortune ever since I got tricked into buying it a couple years ago.

 

[Statius]

I tried a few guys. I just need to offload the damn thing. The maintenance has been costing me a fortune ever since I got tricked into buying it a couple years ago.

How'd you get tricked into it?

 

[tugger1987]

haha brilliant, i love it when you have to try and not laugh at stuff

 

[pinkparkhorse]

How'd you get tricked into it?

Was way too stoned one night and it seemed like a good investment in my uninhibited state.

 

[Statius]

Was way too stoned one night and it seemed like a good investment in my uninhibited state.

How absurdist can we get this? Then we write it up and publish it as a story. Go so far off the deep end people will be drawn to it and not be able to stop reading!
Buy the bridge when stoned and having the craziest sex you've ever had, and the moment you scream out your orgasm that you'll buy the bridge, he just stops, pulls out and leaves. Then she ends up having sex with everyone everywhere trying to sell it but can't and the city is pissed because she can't afford the upkeep so sex with city officials to avoid the fines

 

[Him15]

I tried but mine are too small I think.

Nah this is a boob appreciate zone of any size

 

[tugger1987]

Nah this is a boob appreciate zone of any size

all boobs welcome, thats why im here, im a massive tit

 

[pinkparkhorse]

How absurdist can we get this? Then we write it up and publish it as a story. Go so far off the deep end people will be drawn to it and not be able to stop reading!
Buy the bridge when stoned and having the craziest sex you've ever had, and the moment you scream out your orgasm that you'll buy the bridge, he just stops, pulls out and leaves. Then she ends up having sex with everyone everywhere trying to sell it but can't and the city is pissed because she can't afford the upkeep so sex with city officials to avoid the fines

Damn. I’m gonna be worn out.

 

[Statius]

Damn. I’m gonna be worn out.

Doesn't have to be you. We can change the name. Protect the not so innocent

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Doesn't have to be you. We can change the name. Protect the not so innocent

What?! My fragile ego requires me to be the star.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It all started with one intrepid explorer daring to inquire, "Was it about boobs?"

Post 3

It was boobs, totally. You missed it.

And such nice boobs they were.

Post 5

Damn! Missed the boobs.

 

[Baztrachian]

Doubtful. Never seen a straight guy turn down boobs, ever, no matter the size.

Big or small, I'll lick 'em all!