Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wand3rlust]

I was Jeff Goldblum in a previous life.

I'm Jeff Goldblum in this life.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have 32 fingers.

 

[Sunlover102]

Im hung like a midget. (Or little person if you prefer-- i wouldn't want to offend any overly sensitive fucker here)

 

[EctoJohn]

Im hung like a midget. (Or little person if you prefer-- i wouldn't want to offend any overly sensitive fucker here)

There's a unique way to hang little people?
Why are you hanging anyone? That's just awful.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m a great peaceful sleeper

 

[DeadJasmine]

I'm a huge fan of Literotica.

 

[Him15]

I treat everything here deadly serious

 

[Taegul]

I love being around negative people. It's such a nice break from those fun-loving kinds of dorks.

 

[EctoJohn]

My spit is poisonous.

 

[Taegul]

I will e-mail my 16,000-picture library of ketchup and mustard art to whoever posts after me in this thread.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm Jeff Goldblum in this life.

I know Jeff Goldblum and he doesn't have your amazing boobs

 

[sunset_dreaming]

I have never ever fallen asleep with my phone still in my hand

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not missing his voice tonight.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm doing wonderful.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

"I am not an alt"

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I am a sexual god. Women throw themselves at me constantly. I can't blame them. My supernatural powers make them do this against their will.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I get bored with Marvel movies

 

[EctoJohn]

I live stream in the nude.

 

[AlanDavis767]

I have a massive cock. I have an average cock. I have a smallish cock. All untrue.

 

[EctoJohn]

I once wrote a musical about Monopoly.

 

[Taegul]

I've hired a call center just to handle my PM volume on Lit.

 

[snexxer]

I've hired a call center just to handle my PM volume on Lit.

I worked at Taegul's call centre. Sadly we were all let go due to there being nothing to do.

 

[LittleCatMika]

I think aggressive free use sex is too taboo

 

[Him15]

I feel as young as I used to be

 

[EctoJohn]

I won the North American Yu-Gi-Oh Championship back in 2009.