A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

[Saint_Ann]

51. Not enough couch cushion change for cab fare.

 

[Saint_Ann]

52. No magic markers.

 

[coati]

This thread demonstrates how nervous MAGAts are about the mass movement against their cult leader.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Republicans couldn't make it because they were raping children.

 

[Saint_Ann]

53. Fear of getting viral videoed and losing their food service jobs.

 

[Saint_Ann]

54. ICE ICE BABY.

 

[ll74]

54. ICE ICE BABY.

Careful - you might be sued for copyright infringement

 

[Saint_Ann]

56. Grandma died again.

 

[Lance_Castro]

57. The heartbreak of psoriasis.

 

[LLCox]

 

[glamorilla]

58) given fake address by attendees who didnt want them there.

 

[Elliott62]

5. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!

Thank you Jake Blues

 

[latecomer91364]

There was an accounting mixup at 'Protest HQ' and only a few people got paid to go.

 

[Bn2f]

Awwww, I was rooting for you guys to make it to 100.

Trolling is very hard work and it certainly doesn’t help your cause when folks like the one above me are unable to know what comes after the number 58.

 

[glamorilla]

59) holding out until the abortion van arrives.

 

[Lance_Castro]

60) waiting for rorbags to finish bumping all his bump this thread if threads.

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

This thread demonstrates how nervous MAGAts are about the mass movement against their cult leader.

Yup.

 

[rachaelwillguideyou]

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Seems like Republicans really know excuses.

 

[glamorilla]

61) afraid of the hakeem jeffries kissing booth.

 

[Rebel5soul]

61) afraid of the hakeem jeffries kissing booth.

62) Afraid of the Nancy Pelosi kissing booth.

 

[ll74]

The more this thread continues, the more this seems to be why maga fucks didn't show up

 

[Bn2f]

You MAGAts ignore the naysayers!
Yall drag this dead horse of a thread across that finish line!
I believe you have 39 even more corny nonsensical lame jokes in you before the next rally occurs.
Kissing booths for any/all random democrat you can think of! JFC.

 

[Saint_Ann]

63. Afraid they couldn't out-mock Lucy Martinez.

 

[glamorilla]

64) bernie sanders smells like metamucil and rash cream.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

65. If they went, their MAGA uncle that's crashing on their couch would molest their kids.