A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

[glamorilla]

35)ran out of copies of the communist during the free giveaway.

 

[Saint_Ann]

36. The grocery store ran out of pink hair color.

 

[glamorilla]

37) there were no tampons in the mens room.

 

[Bn2f]

These fucks are basically looking at a grocery items and putting a no before it.
Lemme give it a try:

There was no honey to put into their chai latte frap.
There was no bologna to make their sandwiches.

 

[Saint_Ann]

38. Ended up at Burger King instead.

 

[Saint_Ann]

39. Apathy.

 

[glamorilla]

40) Couldn't find pants.

 

[Chernosoth]

Hookups can happen at such events. I knew a couple who met through political activism and married.

 

[Bn2f]

Hahaha!
I got faith you two idiots can drag this out to 100!
Don't Peter out now!

 

[Saint_Ann]

41. Must......watch......porn.

 

[Chernosoth]

42) Maybe some of them are smart enough to realize they won't accomplish anything political with just hours of standing on a sidewalk holding a sign. Having the events in bars with free drinks could help achieve the other objectives of attending political events.

 

[glamorilla]

43) held at bay with crucifix.

 

[glamorilla]

44) held back by large burly men while shouting "let me at 'em! let me at 'em!".

 

[schism666]

View attachment 2571983

that's one way to admit it was a success.

 

[glamorilla]

45) couldn't fit into inflatable frog costume.

 

[Rightguide]

Rob's group fragmented mid-trip after Luke pointed out that bullhorns are “phallocentric,” Leahwill led the others into a makeshift safe space after someone mentioned “hierarchy” without a trigger warning.

 

[Rightguide]

'No Kings' Protests Were More Pathetic and Bleak Than Expected​

https://rumble.com/v70ie2w-no-kings-protests-were-more-pathetic-and-bleak-than-expected.html

 

[latecomer91364]

Because cartoons were still on.

 

[Saint_Ann]

46. They're all bots.

 

[glamorilla]

47) quarantined for covid.

 

[Saint_Ann]

47. That time of the month.

 

[Rightguide]

The real truth

 

[Saint_Ann]

48. Not enough range on the ankle monitor.

 

[glamorilla]

49) beyonce wasn't singing.

 

[Saint_Ann]

50. Someone torched their Teslas.