A list of why no PB libs showed up to a no kings rally Saturday

[glamorilla]

66) Not enough time to wax.

 

[glamorilla]

67)the easter bunny was busy showing all the other retards which way to go.

 

[Saint_Ann]

68. Too busy playing Roblox.

 

[glamorilla]

69) the KKK took their baby away.

 

[Saint_Ann]

70. Murder She Wrote was on.

 

[Saint_Ann]

71. "I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I was gonna go to the no kings protest, and then I got high".

 

[Saint_Ann]

72. Went on a field trip with Luke to Ken's law office instead.

 

[Saint_Ann]

73. Spent the day helping butters milk chickens.

 

[MasterAnimus]

Thanks for joining in. It's now bipartisan.

So much fun to be had - and yet you were complaining all this time about circle jerks!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Did we ever get a final body count from that 'orrible massacre????


I'm going to use the Final Figure to gauge how sad I'll be, so any help will be appreciated.

 

[Saint_Ann]

So much fun to be had - and yet you were complaining all this time about circle jerks!

Who's complaining? Watching you boys strokin' your meats is cheaper than going to the movies.

 

[Saint_Ann]

74. Last night's canned dog food supper wasn't sitting well.

 

[glamorilla]

75) ran out of lube.

 

[glamorilla]

76) diapers didn't fit.

 

[Saint_Ann]

77. Their dom locked them in the dog crate.

 

[MasterAnimus]

Who's complaining? Watching you boys strokin' your meats is cheaper than going to the movies.

Now it's our turn Stroke on.

 

[glamorilla]

78) didn't get their student loans cancelled.

 

[glamorilla]

79) couldn't breathe.

 

[Saint_Ann]

80. Stuck in the ER getting a rectal foreign object removed.

 

[glamorilla]

81) holding out for the after party at the pelosis.

 

[glamorilla]

82) worried kyle rittenhouse would be in the crowd exposing them after getting shot.

 

[glamorilla]

83) cant cash check because soros used their dead names.

 

[Saint_Ann]

84. In mourning after being shamed into cancelling Disney+.

 

[glamorilla]

85) they were serving pork.

 

[Saint_Ann]

86. Couldn't understand why people are upset with BB King.