That Should Be a T-Shirt

[angelofthenorth]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

ouch!

 

[angelofthenorth]

My family tree is fulla nuts

 

[Fiestykitten]

“You’re not worth putting a bra on for”
-Graeson Mcgaha

It was in one of his reels talking about his wife and it was spontaneous and I couldn’t agree with him more

 

[angelofthenorth]

If they cannot see your worth
Then they don't deserve you

(This works just as much for the boys as it does for the girls)

 

[CarlyAnn]

Might go to the mall and have them put this on a T shirt

 

[cheekygirl75]

Might go to the mall and have them put this on a T shirt

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I have a coffee mug that says: “Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to”

 

[angelofthenorth]

Old enough to know better,
Young enough to do it anyway!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Your failure to prepare is not my problem.

 

[angelofthenorth]

You call me a witch......
like it's a bad thing

 

[jason28053]

You call me a witch......
like it's a bad thing

Witches don’t wear panties
So they can grip the broom

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Witches don’t wear panties
So they can grip the broom

Witches ride a broom? Why do you care what they do in private? Are you staring, looking for prurient interests?

 

[jason28053]

Witches don’t wear panties
So they can grip the broom

Don’t wow me @cheekygirl75

 

[angelofthenorth]

A witch remains a lady at ALL times
and rides sidesaddle

 

[Baztrachian]

Actual t-shirt I saw at a stop on my recent vacation:

Fuck the Police!
(They're Hot!)

 

[snexxer]

Opinions are like arseholes.
Everyone has one, some stink.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Don’t wow me @cheekygirl75

I do what I want

 

[snexxer]

I do what I want

Is that your tshirt.

A blanket warning from the beginning… I’m weird
I do what I want

 

[angelofthenorth]

I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do,
or any kindness that I can show,
to any fellow creature, let me do it now,
let me not defer, nor neglect it,for I shall not pass this way again

 

[angelofthenorth]

this way up

 

[angelofthenorth]

If it feels good , do it
If it feels great, do it twice

 

[snexxer]

If it feels good , do it
If it feels great, do it twice

Try everything once.
If you like it, do it again.
If not stop.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Perfection is perfectly boring

 

[angelofthenorth]

Give me your heart,
Make it real. or else forget about it
(guess what I'm listening to)

 

[angelofthenorth]

allow to breathe, before giving mouth to mouth

 

[Condor4]

Cover me in chocolate and throw me at the lesbians