Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[sunset_dreaming]

I just ate 18 burritos laced with Carolina Reaper peppers…..

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I really enjoy watching golf

 

[Sunlover102]

I understand American politics.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm a fucking saint.

Was I convincing?

 

[Aurorabluelove]

I'm a fucking saint.

Was I convincing?

I, on the other hand, actually am a saint.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I, on the other hand, actually am a saint.

Sainthood looks good on you. I see you're a fucking virgin too.

 

[Aurorabluelove]

Sainthood looks good on you. I see you're a fucking virgin too.

Eternally so!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I understand quantum mechanics.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I always pick a video off the first page of pornhub and never waste time looking at what’s on the next page, or the one after that, or the next one, or…

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Has a pet fox named Frankie

 

[kreemi_pi]

Still looking for Mr Right

 

[EctoJohn]

I was Theodor Geisel in a previous life.

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I'm a fucking saint.

Was I convincing?

I'm fucking a saint.

Wait...

 

[Treeview]

The view from the dirt is best

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Have a serious allergy to foxes… couldn’t imagine cuddling one!

 

[Abeona1]

I don't bite.

 

[EctoJohn]

I wear a leather jacket year round because I'm a motorcycle tough guy.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I am shy and retiring

 

[Taegul]

I just made a $100,000 bet on the Rockies winning the World Series this year. I think they're playing the Blue Jays? Or maybe the Dodgers? Doesn't really matter, Rockies gonna crush regardless of who the opponent is.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am simply a figment of your overactive imagination.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I once had a love, and it was a gas..soon turned out, it was a heart of glass

 

[EctoJohn]

I was Jeff Goldblum in a previous life.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I shot the sheriff

 

[Jaws82]

I shot the sheriff

What about the deputy?!

 

[Him15]

What about the deputy?!

I shot the deputy