Happy International Lesbian Day! What's your favourite lesbian story or scene on Lit?

[EmilyMiller]

I'm trying to seduce Wanda. I don't think it's working. I'm reading a Geometry textbook to see what my next move should be.

Hmmm... Through any two points, there is exactly one line. That means if I am a point, and Wanda is a point, somehow we are...connected...in a line? I don't think this is helping.

That’s only Euclidean Geometry of course. Hyperbolic is the group sex of geometries.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Everyone who pays attention knows I prefer e to pi.

This forum is just a bunch of women hanging around being irrational all day.

 

[onehitwanda]

This forum is just a bunch of women hanging around being irrational all day.

You call it irrational, I call it transcendental.

 

[AchtungNight]

My favorite lesbian story I’ve written is Girls Dorm Gathering. As for my favorite to read… I don’t have any favorites in the Lesbian category, I’m afraid. Plenty with Lesbian action in the Taboo, Fanfic, and Novels categories, though. Is it ok to plug those?

 

[stickygirl]

My favorite lesbian story I’ve written is Girls Dorm Gathering. As for my favorite to read… I don’t have any favorites in the Lesbian category, I’m afraid. Plenty with Lesbian action in the Taboo, Fanfic, and Novels categories, though. Is it ok to plug those?

Never a good idea to plug a lesbian

 

[onehitwanda]

Never a good idea to plug a lesbian

I have it on good authority that the world (or at least, Holland) has been saved at least once by putting a finger in a dyke.

 

[iwatchus]

I'm trying to seduce Wanda. I don't think it's working. I'm reading a Geometry textbook to see what my next move should be.

Hmmm... Through any two points, there is exactly one line. That means if I am a point, and Wanda is a point, somehow we are...connected...in a line? I don't think this is helping.

I was going to suggest gifting her a new knife that she seems to like, but I think you might get the point of it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

You call it irrational, I call it transcendental.

But… [resists the temptation to define algebraic and transcendental numbers ]

 

[onehitwanda]

But… [resists the temptation to define algebraic and transcendental numbers ]

Remember that autumn evening when we calculated a Riemann sum?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Remember that autumn evening when we calculated a Riemann sum?

Sum enchanted evening, you may do partitions…

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have a friend who’s a proper mathematician (unlike the hobbyist I am). A few years back, we spent a happy afternoon aping a sext convo where I was using Biological jargon and she was using Math jargon. Happy days .

 

[Areala-chan]

... wow. Am I a joke to you?

Everyone who pays attention knows I prefer e to pi.

Perhaps I am going about this the wrong way. What would Bioware do?

Ahem. @onehitwanda?

Statement: My seduction will be like an obtuse angle. It will possess many degrees.

Hypothesis: It will take a long time, because we will keep getting going off on tangents.

Veiled threat: Resisting me is like the square root of five: irrational.

Query: May our first date be to the Pie 'R' Square?

 

[Nightaelf]

I have it on good authority that the world (or at least, Holland) has been saved at least once by putting a finger in a dyke.

Pfff... do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that as a pickup line???
There are plenty of guys in the Netherlands who think they’re Hansje Brinker, they just don’t necessarily want to stick their finger in the dyke....

 

[stickygirl]

Pfff... do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that as a pickup line???
There are plenty of guys in the Netherlands who think they’re Hansje Brinker, they just don’t necessarily want to stick their finger in the dyke....

Yes, I thought it was beneath her too. Very unbecoming.
Besides, I gather it's a Dutch pastime to leap over dykes, often using a long pole.

 

[Nightaelf]

Yes, I thought it was beneath her too. Very unbecoming.
Besides, I gather it's a Dutch pastime to leap over dykes, often using a long pole.

Well, that’s actually a traditional sport only in the province of Friesland. It’s called Fierljeppen… and as a Hollander (someone from the province of South Holland), I can’t even pronounce it properly, because Frisian is a language of its own.

 

[Nightaelf]

That’s only Euclidean Geometry of course. Hyperbolic is the group sex of geometries.

So Euclidean geometry is basically the vanilla of geometries?

 

[iwatchus]

So Euclidean geometry is basically the vanilla of geometries?

As an aside, I am amazed that vanilla went from an exotic flavor to the epitome of humdrum, in a few hundred years.

 

[kreemi_pi]

What can I say, I have lot of ℂomplexes.

(omg fuck you, forum code, you asinine pile of syphilitic, steaming donkey turds)

Lol

 

[EmilyMiller]

So Euclidean geometry is basically the vanilla of geometries?

Yeah

 

[kreemi_pi]

As an aside, I am amazed that vanilla went from an exotic flavor to the epitome of humdrum, in a few hundred years.

I describe my sexual preference as "Hard Vanilla." I'm pretty basic, but i like it wild, athletic and kinda rough

 

[kreemi_pi]

So Euclidean geometry is basically the vanilla of geometries?

You can grind Euclidean on mine baby

 

[StillStunned]

I describe my sexual preference as "Hard Vanilla." I'm pretty basic, but i like it wild, athletic and kinda rough

I'm "vanilla with sprinkles".

 

[kreemi_pi]

Pfff... do you have any idea how many times I’ve heard that as a pickup line???
There are plenty of guys in the Netherlands who think they’re Hansje Brinker, they just don’t necessarily want to stick their finger in the dyke....

Tell them is they really wanna stop the leak, the tongue makes a better seal than the finger

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm "vanilla with sprinkles".

 

[kreemi_pi]

I have a friend who’s a proper mathematician (unlike the hobbyist I am). A few years back, we spent a happy afternoon aping a sext convo where I was using Biological jargon and she was using Math jargon. Happy days .

Bad pickup lines at a math convention...

"What's your cosine, baby?"